Damsel in distress!

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sjc said:

Tell you what Sabz, if you have put her pic in your profile, in true PH tradition there's no way you'd have got past the 2nd page!

Well thank god I'm not that bad looking!

... stunning in fact! XD

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I think I ought to list some of my favourite cars then as this IS in actual fact a car forum (just to state the obvious like some of you already have) Poems??! Pfft! The nerve of some people!

Right so I'm a huge fan of Mustangs; My favourite being the classic Shelby GT500. I just think it's a beautiful piece of car.

I also love the TVR. Being specific - Tamora, Sagaris and how could I forget the Cerbera! To be honest, they're all nice.

My driving experience, as short as it has been hasn't shown me to many cars but from the ones I have driven, my favourite drive has been in the Merc 230 Kompressor. It's more of a girls car and I love it!

Well I miss it now though. It was the boyfriends until he sold it. On the plus side, he's now looking at TVRs. (Not that i'll drving it as i'll probably st my pants!) But excitement has struck even though it's not mine. I just hope it's driven safely. Yes, I'm a bore but can understand, right?

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grumbledoak said:

Sabz86 said:

It's a cupboard in my shower room.

You keep custard in your shower room?

Why yes! Custard, baked beans, rice pudding, ketchup... it all comes in handy when the shampoo goes! You should try it. ;-)

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Quaint said:

Neil H said:

Sabz86 said:

HAPPY NOW?! Can't believe I just posed with a frigging tin of custard! Damn you!!

IT OPENS IT'S BLOUSE AND POURS THE CUSTARD OVER ITSELF.

OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN...

Y..y..y...you keep your hose away from me!:

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captainzep said:

Sabz86 said:

Haha I am a lesbian!

Hello Sabrina.

Thanks for sharing.

Thanks.

As a dedicated follower of lesbian film (or in some cases merely “footage”), I’ve become passionate about lesbian rights.

Given that PistonHeads is seething pit of homophobia and predjudice, I’m really worried that women may feel that The Lounge may not be an ideal place to “come out” and seek that essential support which is so important at such an unsettling time.

I was wondering if you might like to write about your experiences, as a means of reassuring the thousands of women lurking on these pages who might be uncertain of their sexuality and feel the need to disclose to a mass of anonymous men sitting at computers.

Perhaps it would be best to wade straight into an analysis of your initial bedroom encounters, starting with what you were wearing. Naturally.

I will donate £1 to Xhamster’s Fiddler Crab Syndrome appeal for each use of the word ‘slippery’.

[cough]

Slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery, slippery!

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G20 said:

Jonny671 said:

Dave200 said:

AJS- said:

Jonny671 said:

c4ScooperS said:

SteveNorthEast said:

Sabz86 said:

AND YES!!! THAT PICTURE IS ME!!! How many times? I'm not exactly an oil painting am I? If I was fake, I would put a pretty blonde picture up with huge knockers!

So how big are your knockers?

Does anybody have an answer to this question...? FWIW my guess is 32D.

That'd be nice

I'm going, 34D..

I'm going with 32C. Unless that's an extra large can of custard.

I'll bid 36C. Wide around the back, with average droopage.

Wonder if we'll get an answer for this.. Wheres Arese when you need him, he was using the seductive voice on LadyHayles yesterday

Edited by Jonny671 on Thursday 5th August 13:54

38BB

I swear some of you are just throwing random numbers and letters together.

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Justayellowbadge said:

Something of a feisty little minx this one.

Might be quite amusing to keep around, once that dashed impertinence has been knocked out of her.

Do let me know when she has learnt to do as she's told like a good little girl.

• blows a raspberry at you! ** :P

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Ahh boys! Not one of you has even come close to my bra size... purely for the fact that I am a guy! Haha, had you all fooled! XD

None of you have guessed right. I'm afraid you'll have to assume I don't have any... either that or they're too big to fit in a bra!

And as for my boyfriend who did attempt to defend me against you wreched PHeading petrol heads; I have no intention of changing him... unless a new model is released of course.

A TVR maybe on the horizon and of course I'm sure he'll be showing it off at one of the PH events, if not the next. And then you can all forget about me... :-(

P.s. I am filthy... «Now where did I put that custard...?» TO THE BATHROOM CUPBOARD!!! >>>>>

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UncleRic said:

Sabz86 said:

Ahh boys! Not one of you has even come close to my bra size...

She's right. She takes a small t-shirt size (I've been stalking her since she first posted...)

I'll go in with a 32C.

Why UncleRic, this simply will not do. I am.....

NOT a 32C! Ha! Take that «points»

You were wrong!

About this stalking business... how's that come about? Whats my Tshirt size?