Best job in the world
Discussion
EnglishTony said:
glazbagun said:
I'm a watchmaker
Do you design them too? 
No I'm a restorer. Most watchmakers these days go straight into the service centres for the big Swiss factories. I, in my young romanticism, chose restoration as it involved learning all of the techniques and part making, etc that inspires you as a student.
My friends envy me for the variety of work I do and I envy them for their job security, pension, and work on watches that arent burned out!
The Hypno-Toad said:
bingybongy said:
Rachel Riley's gusset adjuster. (Or Kylie).
Jimmy Carr said:
How sexy is Rachel Riley in real life? Well lets put it this way, I'd would crawl across broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who f
ked her.
ked her.My job people always say "Must be the best job in the world" it's not, far too many hotels & weeks away, get to see some cool places occasionally. Get to drive almost all of the best (& worst) the car manufacturing world can throw at you though. If I got paid in Kudos I'd be a winner, the pay is variable & has absolutely no bearing on the value of the cars your driving £15k to £500k it makes little difference.
Job description is usually best described as an "Automotive Industry Stig" little glamour, licence risking & some of the worlds worst drivers trying to kill you on a regular basis. Still it's better than commuting & being stuck in an office staring at a computer screen & arguing over the temperature of the air con
Sometimes it also involves playing with these lovely things, which at least makes up for the occasional boring days!
Job description is usually best described as an "Automotive Industry Stig" little glamour, licence risking & some of the worlds worst drivers trying to kill you on a regular basis. Still it's better than commuting & being stuck in an office staring at a computer screen & arguing over the temperature of the air con
Sometimes it also involves playing with these lovely things, which at least makes up for the occasional boring days!
cptsideways said:
My job people always say "Must be the best job in the world" it's not, far too many hotels & weeks away, get to see some cool places occasionally. Get to drive almost all of the best (& worst) the car manufacturing world can throw at you though. If I got paid in Kudos I'd be a winner, the pay is variable & has absolutely no bearing on the value of the cars your driving £15k to £500k it makes little difference.
Job description is usually best described as an "Automotive Industry Stig" little glamour, licence risking & some of the worlds worst drivers trying to kill you on a regular basis. Still it's better than commuting & being stuck in an office staring at a computer screen & arguing over the temperature of the air con
Sometimes it also involves playing with these lovely things, which at least makes up for the occasional boring days!
Let me guess - taxi driver?Job description is usually best described as an "Automotive Industry Stig" little glamour, licence risking & some of the worlds worst drivers trying to kill you on a regular basis. Still it's better than commuting & being stuck in an office staring at a computer screen & arguing over the temperature of the air con
Sometimes it also involves playing with these lovely things, which at least makes up for the occasional boring days!
Emeye said:
I always thought "curing" Lesbians would be a great job, and I don't mean putting them a huge jar of vinegar.
It's a win win job - fail and you've still had a lot of fun trying....
But if you fail - a lot - that would get you down surely? It's not exactly a ringing endorsement - I mean if you were so-so with heterosexual women, one who isn't interested in men would be seriously un-impressed....It's a win win job - fail and you've still had a lot of fun trying....
Problem is these jobs all have a downside don't they?
F1 Driver - for 8 months of the year yo can only eat what the nutritionist says, can't go out on the lash, can't go to your best mates wedding.
Spend most of that time living in hotels in some horrible st holes.
When you are at work your body is on the edge - you come in from a race pissing blood and knackered.
And then you have to sit with a sponsor and talk st to them.
And then Eddie Irvine will want to talk to you.
And at the end of every year you worry about getting a drive the next one.
Fun for a season but like any job it'll grate on them eventually
Fast jet pilot?
Living in dodgy on base housing. risk of death.
You black out when you go upside down.
You might have to go and live in a tent in a desert hell hole.
Sometimes The bloke down the pub looks happiest - goes to work, does some plastering, comes back to the pub for a couple with his mates, goes home to the bird he knocked up when she was 17 and see's his kids.
Of course every morning he wakes up and wishes he was a fast jet pilot or could drive an F1 car.
F1 Driver - for 8 months of the year yo can only eat what the nutritionist says, can't go out on the lash, can't go to your best mates wedding.
Spend most of that time living in hotels in some horrible s
t holes. When you are at work your body is on the edge - you come in from a race pissing blood and knackered.
And then you have to sit with a sponsor and talk s
t to them. And then Eddie Irvine will want to talk to you.
And at the end of every year you worry about getting a drive the next one.
Fun for a season but like any job it'll grate on them eventually
Fast jet pilot?
Living in dodgy on base housing. risk of death.
You black out when you go upside down.
You might have to go and live in a tent in a desert hell hole.
Sometimes The bloke down the pub looks happiest - goes to work, does some plastering, comes back to the pub for a couple with his mates, goes home to the bird he knocked up when she was 17 and see's his kids.
Of course every morning he wakes up and wishes he was a fast jet pilot or could drive an F1 car.
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