Caught peeing in the kettle.
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911motorsport said:
I hate having to stagger up the stairs in the small small hours to have a pee. Just got back from the pub and the wife caught me peeing into the kettle. I said I was recycling but she's stormed up to bed ib=n a huff. What to do?
Brilliant! 
glad it's not just me that get into trouble then!!! 
Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear. I really did go online and post this didn't I. The thought of what I had done slowly crept over me as I was trying to get up from the sofa with a terrible stiff kneck (head was at a right angle to my body). I note that the kettle is at the bottom of the back garden, along with my socks and underpants????? I'm sure all will be made clear to me as the day progresses.Can everyone forget what I did please? This is not typical behaviour for me and I think someone might have slipped something into my drinks*
- triple vodka (at my request)if I remember rightly
post....911motorsport said:
Oh dear Oh dear Oh dear. I really did go online and post this didn't I. The thought of what I had done slowly crept over me as I was trying to get up from the sofa with a terrible stiff kneck (head was at a right angle to my body). I note that the kettle is at the bottom of the back garden, along with my socks and underpants????? I'm sure all will be made clear to me as the day progresses.Can everyone forget what I did please? This is not typical behaviour for me and I think someone might have slipped something into my drinks*
- triple vodka (at my request)if I remember rightly
I wouldn't want my hubby in the same bed after doing something like that, what would stop him peeing in the bed if he is prepared to go that low 
She did him a favour anyway, if he couldn't be bothered to go upstairs to pee he wouldn't wanted to go upstairs to bed either!
My cat peed on my toaster once, I didn't realise until I had this awful stench wafting from it. I took out the toast which was soggy
and realised there was a puddle around it. Toaster was replaced the same day..and yes toast was chucked away . They would have smelt the pee had they tried to boil the kettle
She did him a favour anyway, if he couldn't be bothered to go upstairs to pee he wouldn't wanted to go upstairs to bed either!
My cat peed on my toaster once, I didn't realise until I had this awful stench wafting from it. I took out the toast which was soggy
and realised there was a puddle around it. Toaster was replaced the same day..and yes toast was chucked away . They would have smelt the pee had they tried to boil the kettle 
it would seem that I have caused considerably more upset than I at first thought. The spare bed has been made up and I am not being spoken to :-( except for when I went to remove the 'evidence' and was told to leave them EXACTLY where they are. Oh, and her lentalist man hating girl friend is on the way over 
to no doubt stir it all up 911motorsport said:
it would seem that I have caused considerably more upset than I at first thought. The spare bed has been made up and I am not being spoken to :-( except for when I went to remove the 'evidence' and was told to leave them EXACTLY where they are. Oh, and her lentalist man hating girl friend is on the way over to no doubt stir it all up for Gods sake, grow a spine move the bloody things and go out with your mates if she's in a strop, Oh and tell her to leave the kettle handy.
If she still hasn't calmed down when you get back, she can sleep in the spare room - after all she's in the strop not you !
911motorsport said:
it would seem that I have caused considerably more upset than I at first thought. The spare bed has been made up and I am not being spoken to :-( except for when I went to remove the 'evidence' and was told to leave them EXACTLY where they are. Oh, and her lentalist man hating girl friend is on the way over to no doubt stir it all up Peeing in the toaster could be rather dangerous
becksW said:
I wouldn't want my hubby in the same bed after doing something like that, what would stop him peeing in the bed if he is prepared to go that low
She did him a favour anyway, if he couldn't be bothered to go upstairs to pee he wouldn't wanted to go upstairs to bed either!
My cat peed on my toaster once, I didn't realise until I had this awful stench wafting from it. I took out the toast which was soggy and realised there was a puddle around it. Toaster was replaced the same day..and yes toast was chucked away . They would have smelt the pee had they tried to boil the kettle
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, you let your cat on the work top?She did him a favour anyway, if he couldn't be bothered to go upstairs to pee he wouldn't wanted to go upstairs to bed either!
My cat peed on my toaster once, I didn't realise until I had this awful stench wafting from it. I took out the toast which was soggy
and realised there was a puddle around it. Toaster was replaced the same day..and yes toast was chucked away . They would have smelt the pee had they tried to boil the kettle 
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