Just had a fight with neighbour
Discussion
GTIR said:
I must have got about 10 head punches in
GTIR said:
I'm not a fighter at all but will defend myself.
Good luck with that one, I doubt many judges will class "10 head punches" as "self defence".Anyway, the "right" thing to have done is to call the police.
However, maybe it taught the neighbour a lesson, who knows. On the other hand, it could all escalate in future as well..........
Arese said:
crofty1984 said:
TheEnd said:
4nonymous said:
Poledriver said:
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GTIR said:
neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!
Seriously, what was his beef?
Just run through that again for me please?ETA HTH
Edited by 911motorsport on Thursday 26th November 12:04
911motorsport said:
Poledriver quipped that the neighbours beef was in fact the OP's pork. There is an old euphanism for the male genitalia which is Pork Sword. 4 Nomynous din't get the sublety in the joke and felt it would be humerous to identify said pork as 'pork sword'. The End spotted the humour in 4 nomynous's thickery and underpinned his stating of the obvious by further expanding the pork reference to its full interpretation i.e. male genitalia. To avoid any mis interpreatation, and to further extend the joke's syntax Crofty 1984 humorously pointed out that the male genitalia is the penis. Poledriver added some sarcastic clapping as a finale! A jolly good hoot, stretching through the strata of intelects Pistonheads.
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Perfect. I was just thinking of insults to bash out but you did it far more eloquently than I ever could
So this is where you're hiding, you little fanny.
I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.
Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.
And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.
Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.
And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
GTIRs NEIGHBOUR said:
So this is where you're hiding, you little fanny.
I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.
Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.
And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
Bookmarked I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.
Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.
And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
mkindyblade said:
GTIRs NEIGHBOUR said:
So this is where you're hiding, you little fanny.
I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.
Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.
And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
Bookmarked I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.
Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.
And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
mkindyblade said:
GTIRs NEIGHBOUR said:
So this is where you're hiding, you little fanny.
I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.
Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.
And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
Bookmarked I was only coming around to borrow your ladders, and you'd deadlocked the door before I even got on your front lawn.
Punched me 10 times indeed. From the same person who crapped themselves when the old Orion at number 34 used to backfire in a morning. I've had tougher wet sh*tes than you, don't kid yourself.
And you missus has back doors bigger than the hanger at Duxford. Well, she does now.
t will build a wind farm in it.blindswelledrat said:
911motorsport said:
Poledriver quipped that the neighbours beef was in fact the OP's pork. There is an old euphanism for the male genitalia which is Pork Sword. 4 Nomynous din't get the sublety in the joke and felt it would be humerous to identify said pork as 'pork sword'. The End spotted the humour in 4 nomynous's thickery and underpinned his stating of the obvious by further expanding the pork reference to its full interpretation i.e. male genitalia. To avoid any mis interpreatation, and to further extend the joke's syntax Crofty 1984 humorously pointed out that the male genitalia is the penis. Poledriver added some sarcastic clapping as a finale! A jolly good hoot, stretching through the strata of intelects Pistonheads.
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Perfect. I was just thinking of insults to bash out but you did it far more eloquently than I ever could
GTIR said:
deevlash said:
did he hit you firstDid he slink away with his tail between his legs? Most importantly, did you call the police? Get your charge in first!
I reckon the police get called to his house at least once a week for one thing or another. He really is a waste of space and belive it or not I live in quite a nice market town. He causes a lot of stress for our road, I've seen one neighbour cry in frustration when he refused to tern his radio down and put out he bonfire he was cooking on at 3am!
He's also been in prison for gbh or abh or something so is well know to bib.
I've even taped up my letterbox just incase he gets handy with petrol!
Edited by GTIR on Wednesday 25th November 23:56
Several critics here but if what you say about him is even half the truth sounds to me like he got what should have been coming for a long while so I wouldn't feel guilty (or even too honest with any possibly incriminating details if there's a legitimate or possible spin to be put on them?) and try to present it in the best way to the police, if they do follow it up. Would be a b*stard for you to get done for a tw@t like that. Chances are the police won't be too inclined to do him any favours though.
TheEnd said:
4nonymous said:
Poledriver said:
Google [bot] said:
GTIR said:
neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!
Seriously, what was his beef?
King Herald said:
TheEnd said:
4nonymous said:
Poledriver said:
Google [bot] said:
GTIR said:
neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!
Seriously, what was his beef?King Herald said:
TheEnd said:
4nonymous said:
Poledriver said:
Google [bot] said:
GTIR said:
neighbour from four doors down shouting at me about me and his gf!
Seriously, what was his beef?Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff