Date Advice

[BoRED S2upid]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

You can't make someone like you with material things anyways, she'll either like your company or not.

Whoa there. You have seen the likes of Bernie, Flabio <insert other fat ugly millionaire>, your trying to tell me those stunning women are with these men for their company?

OP. If shes a stunner hire a Ferrari, buy her champers lots of it, get her drunk, lie about what you do for a living, bang her like theres no tomorrow because when you tell her your broke, work in IT and live in a 1 bed flat there won't be a tomorrow.

[plg101]

If you fancy informal food and if you both like Thai, then Suchards on Tooley street is (or at least was until recently) fantastic; it' not amazing to look at but the food is excellent...

[sleep envy]

TheArchitect said:

Suggest meeting at the Tate modern (gauge her response! might hate art!)

is the Jeff Koons stuff still there - if it is avoid that room...

[bigTee]

Penny-lope said:

bigTee said:

Stop right now.

Trust me.


Stop right now.

bigTee, you've not given up already after one breakup?

Only until i grow my beard back! I think that was my power!!!!!

[Mobile Chicane]

bigTee said:

Penny-lope said:

bigTee said:

Stop right now.

Trust me.


Stop right now.

bigTee, you've not given up already after one breakup?

Only until i grow my beard back! I think that was my power!!!!!

Beards are vile. Lose the facial fungus.

[Jayzee]

Mobile Chicane said:

Beards are vile. Lose the facial fungus.

Well, hellooooo!

[buzzeh123]

Rocksteadyeddie said:

GreenDog said:

DrTre said:

croyde said:

I took my Missus up the Oxo Tower once. Nice view and food ain't bad but a bit pricey.

:innocent:

I took a first date to Maccy D's then bent one up her stter in the alley outside. Cheap.

Genuine laugh to much bemusement from colleagues.

+1 on that have another

[WorAl]

BoRED S2upid said:

OP. If shes a stunner hire a Ferrari, buy her champers lots of it, get her drunk, lie about what you do for a living, bang her like theres no tomorrow because when you tell her your broke, work in IT and live in a 1 bed flat there won't be a tomorrow.

this is the best advice on the thread.

[Xaero]

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Frankeh said:

Smash her back doors in.

Incredible, but to really set the bait, add '...then nuke her from orbit, it's the only way to be sure'

And make sure to take her out in an MX5, or even better the 335d (mapped).

[Penny-lope]

Mobile Chicane said:

bigTee said:

Penny-lope said:

bigTee said:

Stop right now.

Trust me.


Stop right now.

bigTee, you've not given up already after one breakup?

Only until i grow my beard back! I think that was my power!!!!!

Beards are vile. Lose the facial fungus.

Yep I would agree...now if there was only a way to stretch his feet, eh MC

[Poledriver]

Penny-lope said:

Mobile Chicane said:

bigTee said:

Penny-lope said:

bigTee said:

Stop right now.

Trust me.


Stop right now.

bigTee, you've not given up already after one breakup?

Only until i grow my beard back! I think that was my power!!!!!

Beards are vile. Lose the facial fungus.

Yep I would agree...now if there was only a way to stretch his feet, eh MC

[robstvr]

As someone said, Gordon's Wine Bar. Jiggy time! I had a first date last night, and I got some!!

[Frankeh]

Xaero said:

M3CHA-MONK3Y said:

Frankeh said:

Smash her back doors in.

Incredible, but to really set the bait, add '...then nuke her from orbit, it's the only way to be sure'

And make sure to take her out in an MX5, or even better the 335d (mapped).

Then drive her to morrisons for a coffee.

[Famous Graham]

Frankeh said:

It's BSW bait.

Are you Jonathan Ross?

[V8mate]

Shirt in.

[Adam B]

TheArchitect said:

Otherwise london zoo but weather wont be good!

wtf? Is she aged between 8 and 12?

It's a date not an activity camp - why don't people just go for a drink FFS?

see peachy ^^ for more common fking sense

[Frankeh]

Famous Graham said:

Frankeh said:

It's BSW bait.

Are you Jonathan Ross?

Are you SHUT UP.

[Famous Graham]

Frankeh said:

Famous Graham said:

Frankeh said:

It's BSW bait.

Are you Jonathan Ross?

Are you SHUT UP.

[southendpier]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

she'll either like your company or not.

How many Directorships have you got OP? If it is a knicker snapping two or more you will definately be wiping your dick on the curtains at the end of the night.

[Don]

southendpier said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

she'll either like your company or not.

How many Directorships have you got OP? If it is a knicker snapping two or more you will definately be wiping your dick on the curtains at the end of the night.

What? Having two Directorships snaps knicker elastic?

WTF am I doing wrong, then? I should be knee deep in totty. Ooer.