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King Herald

23,501 posts

218 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Nickellarse said:
Petrol is thicker than blood. wink
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Your car won't lie to you, deceive you, run away with another car etc etc.

Rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

229 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
So chances are you'll end up with a mental g/f, and a pranged car. Hmmmmmm.

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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King Herald said:
Nickellarse said:
Petrol is thicker than blood. wink
thumbup

Your car won't lie to you, deceive you, run away with another car etc etc.
All valid points.

Your car however can't suck yer cock.

Silent1

19,761 posts

237 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
So you're lining her up for some oxo action followed by wiping you knob on the curtains?

eldar

21,880 posts

198 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Rocksteadyeddie said:
So chances are you'll end up with a mental g/f, and a pranged car. Hmmmmmm.
There will be a thread about this in 6 weekssmile

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

244 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Plotloss said:
King Herald said:
Nickellarse said:
Petrol is thicker than blood. wink
thumbup

Your car won't lie to you, deceive you, run away with another car etc etc.
All valid points.

Your car however can't suck yer cock.
By a bad'un and it'll fk you though.

How's the pram?

Dave200

4,236 posts

222 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
No, it would appear to me that it is you who has the 'issues'.
If you can put up with being dictated to on a whim (once a week), and walked all over (letting her call all the shots), then you're definitely the one who has the greatest need of a head-reading.
Why are you putting up with it? Will no other women do your ironing and have sex with you?

Plotloss

67,280 posts

272 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
Plotloss said:
King Herald said:
Nickellarse said:
Petrol is thicker than blood. wink
thumbup

Your car won't lie to you, deceive you, run away with another car etc etc.
All valid points.

Your car however can't suck yer cock.
By a bad'un and it'll fk you though.

How's the pram?
Fixed thankfully. I can now drive to my buddy.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

244 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Plotloss said:
Justayellowbadge said:
Plotloss said:
King Herald said:
Nickellarse said:
Petrol is thicker than blood. wink
thumbup

Your car won't lie to you, deceive you, run away with another car etc etc.
All valid points.

Your car however can't suck yer cock.
By a bad'un and it'll fk you though.

How's the pram?
Fixed thankfully. I can now drive to my buddy.
Park 'n' Ride.

Nice.

markcoznottz

7,155 posts

226 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Let be honset, birds are only worth the effort if they are fit. End of. Shallow but true.

Petrolhead_Rich

4,659 posts

194 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Plotloss said:
King Herald said:
Nickellarse said:
Petrol is thicker than blood. wink
thumbup

Your car won't lie to you, deceive you, run away with another car etc etc.
All valid points.

Your car however can't suck yer cock.
No, but if you have a nice one, you can probably find a bird who will each night...

Cars are better, you get to decide when to get rid, no turning up to find your stuff packed and her telling you how sorry she is....

It is however advisable to learn to lie, the car knows you like it more than her, so lie to her all the time (while polishing or changing the oil etc) biggrin

Tow Vehicle Rqrd

1,217 posts

185 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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markcoznottz said:
Let be honset, birds are only worth the effort if they are fit. End of. Shallow but true.
Ditto blokes...

The Wookie

13,986 posts

230 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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gilla said:
Silent1 said:
gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
WTF, do you enjoy it or something?
She's clearly not worth it.
she has "issues" biggrin

As for being worth it... She was until some events around 6 weeks ago which have made things very complicated - I have chosen to put up with it while she gets stuff sorted but have my eyes wide open as to the sort of person she's been recently. Lets call it a period of grace wink It's kind of getting to crunch time though. I'm by no means perfect myself.

Back OT I put her on my car insurance last week and lend her the bloody thing so at least she can't dig at me about that!!
Kick it to the kerb while you still have the chance and your sanity, you don't need women like that.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

234 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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gilla said:
I'm on about my 6th dumping in 6 weeks now... I'm losing count!! She likes to keep me on my toes biggrin Saying that it's only been 5 months so I must be a masochist!! Reckon getting around dumped once a week builds character, it's starting to get boring now though. Mental personified.
Well YOU are mental personified, not her.
She will be laughing her well-used clout off at you with her mates about how she keeps dumpoing you and then just clicking her fingers when she needs you back to clean up after Winston has been over her.
Do you cuddlehis balls for him while he enters her?

Neil H

15,323 posts

253 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

The Wookie

13,986 posts

230 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Plotloss said:
And I thought I liked cars.

They're nice, fun to drive, utilitarian, evocative of legends past etc.

But they don't have tits or a fanny and that's the key point.
I don't know, I've seen plenty of cars replete with tits or s

Big E 118

Original Poster:

2,411 posts

171 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Petrolhead_Rich said:
Plotloss said:
King Herald said:
Nickellarse said:
Petrol is thicker than blood. wink
thumbup

Your car won't lie to you, deceive you, run away with another car etc etc.
All valid points.

Your car however can't suck yer cock.
No, but if you have a really nice one you can probably find a different bird who will each night...
Edited above. "Suckage potential" is directly related to the quality of your car, I think that's one of Newtons laws.....

Piersman2

6,609 posts

201 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Plotloss said:
And I thought I liked cars.

They're nice, fun to drive, utilitarian, evocative of legends past etc.

But they don't have tits or a fanny and that's the key point.
Actually, rumour would have it that BMWs do... usually in the driver's seat.

getmecoat

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

244 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Neil H said:
You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.
The banhammer is readied. hehe

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

234 months

Thursday 12th August 2010
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Neil H said:
You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.
Yes you can.
As far as I am concerned the average performance car now has even more inviting orifices than a woman. These extra exhausts aren't just for aesthetics you know
Just line them liberally with liver and ask the little beturbod slut where she wants it.