PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

[Benni]

My gift is in the hands of DHL now, and then Royal Mail, fingers crossed for both of that.

I found something that -hopefully- makes my presentee happy,

looks more expensive than it actually was and anyway,

a "guide" translated into german means "Führer" and we have been there before, won´t follow that.

If I am skint next year some handcrafted wooden dildo will do and,

who knows, the added sphincter splinter bonus makes my victim even happier ?

[morgs_]

Benni said:

My gift is in the hands of DHL now, and then Royal Mail, fingers crossed for both of that.

I found something that -hopefully- makes my presentee happy,

looks more expensive than it actually was and anyway,

a "guide" translated into german means "Führer" and we have been there before, won´t follow that.

If I am skint next year some handcrafted wooden dildo will do and,

who knows, the added sphincter splinter bonus makes my victim even happier ?

That has got a certain ring to it...

[theguvernor]

Jayyylo said:

Guv,

I re-sent it this afternoon. Basically I need my SS details again.

I haven't got your email, i'll have to PM you agian.

[theguvernor]

theguvernor said:

I haven't got your email, i'll have to PM you agian.

Jayyylo - I've just re-sent, can you confirm ASAP if you've received or not?!

[theguvernor]

15 days until Xmas day, if you've not posted yet, i suggest you get it done ASAP as the time will fast approach when you'll miss postage deadlines!
You won't want to be raging around on a scooter deliverying it!

[Pixel-Snapper]

Or run the risk of the mob with fiery sticks again like last year....

[theguvernor]

I think it's the mob with the chilli fist this year!

I was the 'victim' the first year who didn't get a present, it turned out my SS was from overseas somewhere, they said it must have got lost, then nobody ever heard from them again!

[theguvernor]

MESSAGE OF THE DAY -

FAO LUKEFREEMAN - Your chilli fist is on route from the North Pole to you via Hermes!

[theguvernor]

Also,

I know it's a pain, but can everyone who has sent/received update the Wiki, this is stickied at the top of the lounge menu part, it literally takes a matter of seconds to do & then we can gague who has still left to send & who still has left to receive etc!

Thanks!

[badgerade]

Will be posting mine out by the weekend (which coincidentally was also the intention for the weekend just gone)

[axgizmo]

Still waiting for the second part of my gift to arrive so I can post everything together.
Just checked the tracking info sent, Yodel - brilliant!

[missdiane]

I placed my order on the 1st December, still no despatch email, so ring them up to find out where it is, apparently 'nothing' has happened to my order, as in; just been ignored ... top class!! Trip to the real life shops instead then

[LukeR94]

Just sent mine

Really puts you in the christmas mood this!

[Dr Interceptor]

Had two parcels arrive today for me here, and got all excited!! Alas no, it was things I'd been buying online.

[Major Fallout]

Mine has arrived just need to post it to my victim.

[Jayyylo]

theguvernor said:

theguvernor said:

I haven't got your email, i'll have to PM you agian.

Jayyylo - I've just re-sent, can you confirm ASAP if you've received or not?!

I got your email. Thanks

[Ki3r]

My mum has moved my present I was going to send and can't remember where she has put it!

If I can't find it before the weekend I'll reorder it (kinda want them myself as well!).

[OldSpice]

This is how you wrap a Secret Santa present!



Bottle of wine and two bath bombs before you all ask.

[Hugo a Gogo]

the link to the status update:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[theguvernor]

Hugo a Gogo said:

the link to the status update:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

There's still a hell of a lot of 'NO' on there...
We need a purge today of updating that list... please do this