Geek Jokes

[james_tigerwoods]

john2443 said:

What database do mice use?

Squeakuel Server.

Get. Out.

PS, I like it

[McAndy]

Nimby said:

john2443 said:

What database do mice use?

Squeakuel Server.

Miceql.

One each.

[john2443]

McAndy said:

Nimby said:

john2443 said:

What database do mice use?

Squeakuel Server.

Miceql.

One each.

I have to admit that Miceql is a better joke than mine. Well played sir!

[HappyMidget]

john2443 said:

I have to admit that Miceql is a better joke than mine. Well played sir!

I prefer squeakwel server to miceql, but that may be due to a professional dislike of miceql.

[Vaud]

What do cutting edge mice use?

NoSqueakwel


(yes, I just made that up, and yes it's dreadful)

[HappyMidget]

Vaud said:

What do cutting edge hipster mice use?

NoSqueakwel


(yes, I just made that up, and yes it's dreadful)

FTFY

[toasty]

HappyMidget said:

Vaud said:

What do cutting edge hipster speech-impaired mice use?

NoSqueakwel


(yes, I just made that up, and yes it's dreadful)

FTFY

FTFYA

[Nimby]

Q) What's brown and sticky?
a) alpha-Cyano-3-phenoxybenzyl (RS)-2-(4-chlorophenyl)-3-methylbutyrate

[DragsterRR]

Nimby said:

Q) What's brown and sticky?
a) alpha-Cyano-3-phenoxybenzyl (RS)-2-(4-chlorophenyl)-3-methylbutyrate

I laughed at that more than I should have

[MartG]

Nimby said:

Q) What's brown and sticky?
a) alpha-Cyano-3-phenoxybenzyl (RS)-2-(4-chlorophenyl)-3-methylbutyrate

Take a for that one !

[MissChief]

What do you call a funny statiscian? A Com-median. Told to me by my 17 year old son.

[ChemicalChaos]

If someone tries to make me turn my music down, I tell them to ff off

[ClockworkCupcake]

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

[MissChief]

ClockworkCupcake said:

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

Made me laugh.

[slipstream 1985]

For those that played warhammer 40k


What do you call a Lasgun with a laser sight?


Twin-Linked.


What do you call it when you wave your hand in front of it?

Rapid fire.

[Don]

Einion Yrth said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Pop songs re-written by Physicists.....

"We are 13.7 billion light years from the edge of the observable universe, that's a good estimate, with well defined error bars, and with the available information I predict that I will always be with you"

And performed by the original artist. Katie sings

Thanks for that. I have just laughed out loud and my wife thinks I'm nuts.

[ClockworkCupcake]

Don said:

Einion Yrth said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Pop songs re-written by Physicists.....

"We are 13.7 billion light years from the edge of the observable universe, that's a good estimate, with well defined error bars, and with the available information I predict that I will always be with you"

And performed by the original artist. Katie sings

Thanks for that. I have just laughed out loud and my wife thinks I'm nuts.

Brilliant.

Good on her for re-recording it too. Awesome.

Further info here:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1500734/How...

[ClockworkCupcake]

[MartG]

[K12beano]

Happy Pi Day....