Geek Jokes

[ChemicalChaos]

Not a joke as such, but when a friend asked me how I remembered which of the vertically stacked buttons on my garage door fob opened which horizontally aligned doors, I replied that it was easy to remember because they followed cartesian convention.

A fellow maths-y person, he looked at me and burst out laughing

[TheInternet]

Repost probable:

[ChemicalChaos]

TheInternet said:

That's my current screensaver at work

[Nimby]

On that theme, here's an old one:


Periodic table

[ClockworkCupcake]

How we debate the pronounciation of "GIF" by The Oatmeal

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/gif

I won't post it directly because, quite frankly, I can no longer be be arsed to edit, censor and re-host a pic just because some mods tend to get their panties in a twist over the word "fk" in an image.

[MissChief]

ClockworkCupcake said:

How we debate the pronounciation of "GIF" by The Oatmeal

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/gif

I won't post it directly because, quite frankly, I can no longer be be arsed to edit, censor and re-host a pic just because some mods tend to get their panties in a twist over the word "fk" in an image.

It's ALWAYS Day-ta. And it's ALWAYS Roo-ter. It's Router because it ROUTES data. A Row(like a heated discussion)ter is something that is used to finish edges of wood or cut channels in it.

[RobDickinson]

MissChief said:

And it's ALWAYS Roo-ter.

Aha its not that here. its Rout-er.

'Rooting' is shagging here.

[K12beano]

RobDickinson said:

MissChief said:

And it's ALWAYS Roo-ter.

Aha its not that here. its Rout-er.

'Rooting' is shagging here.

That's cormoranting, here.

[PoleDriver]

K12beano said:

RobDickinson said:

MissChief said:

And it's ALWAYS Roo-ter.

Aha its not that here. its Rout-er.

'Rooting' is shagging here.

That's cormoranting, here.

best one by far!

[ClockworkCupcake]

[SwissJonese]

[judas]

SwissJonese said:

So true!

[RobDickinson]

lol just posted to facebook. shame my manager is a friend...

[handpaper]

RobDickinson said:

MissChief said:

And it's ALWAYS Roo-ter.

Aha its not that here. its Rout-er.

'Rooting' is shagging here.

ASR said:

I must confess that, being long-time familiar with the Antipodean meaning of "rooting", i had a real problem when i first became aware of "Roto-rooter".

For a brief and horrible moment, I imagined a device produced by the Westheimer Dildonics Corporation[1], designed as a snap-on fitment for hammer-action Hiltis and Makitas.

Tanuki

[Caruso]

Well that's certainly a novel way to fund your PHD.

ClockworkCupcake said:

[MartG]

[TheInternet]

Read this comment in another thread. It starts off badly but gets better towards the end.

HRL said:

Well BSOD is software rather than faulty hardware but there are bound to be exceptions.

[Silver Smudger]

MartG said:

Going to use that one at work!

[PoleDriver]

This seems to be the right place to post this!

[schmunk]

PoleDriver said:

This seems to be the right place to post this!

The first rule of Font Club: "Never use Comic Sans".

The second rule of Font Club: "Never use the above stpiece of a font".

The third rule of Font Club: " Never use Comic Sans ".