Geek Jokes

[jimothy]

gobuddygo said:

Java v .NET

https://youtu.be/Mhllo1xQer8

Except not true anymore seeing as .net is open source and runs on everything, where's Java just puts security holes in most things.

[tr7v8]

Nicked from another forum. Ergonomic keyboard for pirates!

[PoleDriver]

On 27th January

Morningside said:

[marshalla]

PoleDriver said:

On 27th January

Morningside said:

Too many buttons.

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[handpaper]

[MartG]

https://www.geeksaresexy.net/2016/04/22/tech-suppo...

[Morningside]

[ClockworkCupcake]

Morningside said:

Or, as a kid allegedly said recently, "Wow, dad, that's cool! You've 3D-printed a save icon!"

[toasty]

Morningside said:

It took me a few seconds.

[Butter Face]

Morningside said:

Very good

[anonymous-user]

An old Yorkshire colleague once opined:

"There's two types of engineer - thems that washes ther 'ands after 'avin' a piss, and thems that washes 'em before 'avin' a piss!"

(Apologies for the Lady Chatterley's Lover diction!)

Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 26th April 20:21

[tribbles]

I always thought it was along the lines of "A real engineer always washes his hands before going to the lavatory".

[K12beano]

"At launch, the New Day was announced as politically neutral and its publisher said it was aimed at readers who no longer bought a newspaper."

Seems to me it's been widely successful!

At least 65,960,000 in the UK haven't bought it

Edited by K12beano on Thursday 5th May 09:55

[ajprice]

[PoleDriver]

I'll just leave this one here!

[Morningside]

PoleDriver said:

I'll just leave this one here!

Very good.



I think I have posted this before

[ClockworkCupcake]

Morningside said:

Very good.



I think I have posted this before

I believe that the "B" in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot

[K12beano]

Damn Kepler and those NASA chappies!!

Now when I find my wife standing there, hand on hips, shouting at me "WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON??!!" ....well I just get a big headache trying to work it out...

[simonrockman]

6.02214086 × 10^23

Is it guacamole because it's made with avocado's number?

[Dr Jekyll]