Facebook fails

[tommy vercetti]

nsfw

http://www.facebook.com/EmbarrassingIrishNightlife...

[Bolognese]

Not FB but

[tommy vercetti]

Bolognese said:

Not FB but

lmaoo

[OldJohnnyYen]

Sounds about right

[ZOLLAR]

Paddy_N_Murphy said:

[gtdc]

OldJohnnyYen said:

Sounds about right

Oh.

[KarlMac]

From my own feed a while back.



How does it know?!??
!?

[Lois]

22 likes and no one picked up on her glaring mistake!!



I'm ignoring the spelling mistake (you have to as I've given up correcting her every time she spells it "carnt")

[Potatoes]

Can't spell "couldn't"?

[Lois]

Read underneath...

[Alfanatic]

The underlining helps

[Famous Graham]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

You've never heard of adoption?

Or possibly a looong time in intensive care, now I think about it, given the NICU bit.

[illmonkey]

Famous Graham said:

You've never heard of adoption?

"A neonatal intensive care unit (NICU) is an intensive care unit specializing in the care of ill or premature newborn infants."

How can the child be 5 when it was born 4 years ago? Probably a type though.

[Bill]

Famous Graham said:

You've never heard of adoption?

NICU = neonatal intensive care unit.

[Famous Graham]

illmonkey said:

Famous Graham said:

You've never heard of adoption?

"A neonatal intensive care unit (NICU) is an intensive care unit specializing in the care of ill or premature newborn infants."

How can the child be 5 when it was born 4 years ago? Probably a type though.

Who said she was *born* four years ago?

[TheEnd]

You could argue that the day the child was born is their first birth day.

[Famous Graham]

Bill said:

Famous Graham said:

You've never heard of adoption?

NICU = neonatal intensive care unit.

Doesn't preclude adoption.

[Famous Graham]

Ok, I might be being a bit obtuse. My point was, the baby could have lost her mother in childbirth and suffered illness herself, thus been put up for adoption, or she could have been hugely premature and resultant complications led to a year in intensive care.

Either way, I don't think it's an arithmetic mistake - I think it's a turn of phrase to imply that she actually properly "met" her rather than saw her unconscious in an incubator or whatever.

(the irony is, Lois is a midwife iirc )

[Lois]

Is that ironic?!
She isn't adopted and was on nicu immediately after birth. There's no bigger picture, just someone who can't count to 5!

[Famous Graham]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Well, now that's not playing fair, having personal knowledge

All I meant was that I've encountered a few people who refer to "meeting" their baby when they get out of intensive care rather than the moment of birth (usually cos they're whisked away).