Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 27)

[-Michael-]

DickyC said:

My old mum said she popped into the local travel agent to book a coach trip. The beaming travel agent asked how she was and she said she was fine. She asked how he was and he said he felt like dancing through town naked. She enquired why. He asked if she had seen the couple leaving the shop as she came in. She said she had. He said they had just booked their holiday of a lifetime for £111,000.

WTF

A holiday for £110,000

[coopedup]

-Michael- said:

WTF

A holiday for £110,000

No, £111,000

[Vitorio]

coopedup said:

No, £111,000

Or roughly a years worth of high frequency hookers and blow! (the blow might get you a discount with some hookers?)

[-Michael-]

coopedup said:

No, £111,000

[coopedup]

Vitorio said:

coopedup said:

No, £111,000

Or roughly a years worth of high frequency hookers and blow! (the blow might get you a discount with some hookers?)

Not in my neck of the woods, Diamond White cider maybe, classy lot and all

[Vitorio]

coopedup said:

Not in my neck of the woods, Diamond White cider maybe, classy lot and all

Not familiar with that beverage, i take it that its mostly drunk by hookers of the cheaper variety?

That'll stretch that money a lot further then!

[Nik da Greek]

-Michael- said:

WTF

A holiday for £110,000

My first house cost just over half that Madness!

[-Michael-]

Nik da Greek said:

My first house cost just over half that Madness!

They were either REALLY REALLY ripped off, or they are staying in all the best hotels around the world and flying business class everywhere and having food at all the best restaurants

The houses around here are around 80k..

[coopedup]

Vitorio said:

Not familiar with that beverage, i take it that its mostly drunk by hookers of the cheaper variety?

That'll stretch that money a lot further then!

Trust me when I say if ever you are offered any, punch said person very hard and run away smartish I personally would not use it clean my drains.

[coopedup]

-Michael- said:

They were either REALLY REALLY ripped off, or they are staying in all the best hotels around the world and flying business class everywhere and having food at all the best restaurants

The houses around here are around 80k..

or just saying on Richard Branson's little rock for a few weeks?!

[-Michael-]

coopedup said:

or just saying on Richard Branson's little rock for a few weeks?!

Ah, didnt think of that amazing place

[Iva Barchetta]

Jeez......I'm not alwyas here to retrieve this from page 2,just above the general banter thread.....LOL.

I didn't fall asleep earlier,resting eyes yer know.

[Vitorio]

Iva Barchetta said:

Jeez......I'm not alwyas here to retrieve this from page 2,just above the general banter thread.....LOL.

I didn't fall asleep earlier,resting eyes yer know.

apologies, i was out doing hookers and blow research taking a bike ride around the countryside, 10 miles isnt too bad, but the last five were against the wind, which kinda sucked

Edited by Vitorio on Monday 9th May 20:28

[Iva Barchetta]

Sucked ?

Or blowed ?

In Americana ,it seems to mean the same thing.

[Vitorio]

well, either way really, it blew, and sucked as well, neither in a good way

taking a ride does clear my head though, helps with the loneliness and negative feelings, if only i had a motorcycle..

[ApOrbital]

Get one then V

[Vitorio]

ApOrbital said:

Get one then V

It is definitely on the list, but on this side of the water laws are quite strict, im allowed to ride a 50cc scooter (provided its limited to 27mph), anything more requires a full license with three exams, and a decent amount of lessons. I plan on going for it once i have €3-4K reserved for it, that should cover the lessons, exams, gear and a simple beginner bike

AFAIK in the UK you can get a 125cc fairly easily right? a one day course or something? If that existed here i'd have done that ages ago.

[Vitorio]

Morning all

day didnt start of well, my alarm went off an hour early, ruining my sleep rhythm, and my hay fever took the opportunity to sneak up on me and kick my ass.

[DickyC]

First there was the Blues. Then there was Rhythm and Blues. Now, from Holland, comes Sleep and Rhythm. It could catch on over here.

[Impasse]

I heard that Rhythm is a Dancer.