Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 19)

[geordieracer]

I forgot lunch.

[DickyC]

Two pints of Doombar and a small packet of nuts for lunch.

You see? Diets can work. Not a single solitary sandwich nor pie was eaten by me at lunchtime.

[Papa Hotel]

Chunkymonkey71 said:

Tried that. He told me to eat more stuff.

He can't be trusted... oh, you cheeky monkey, it's you again!

[Papa Hotel]

I love America by Simon and Garfunkel.

[ArsE92]

Papa Hotel said:

I love America by Simon and Garfunkel.

I'm going to listen to it now.

It better be good.

[DickyC]

She said the man with the gabardine suit was a spy
I said be careful his bow tie is really a camera

[ArsE92]

Some fellas are humming in my ears.

[Chunkymonkey71]

Ooh, stick you, your mama too, and your daddy- by Daphne and Celeste.

Go on Arse; go listen to it!!!

(It's ste)

[Papa Hotel]

DickyC said:

She said the man with the gabardine suit was a spy
I said be careful his bow tie is really a camera

Favourite lyrics are:

"Kathy, I'm lost", I said, though I knew she was sleeping.
"I'm empty and aching and I don't know why."

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America

[Papa Hotel]

ArsE92 said:

Some fellas are humming in my ears.

Humming brilliantly though.

[ArsE92]

It was ok.

I'm not really a S&G fan though, but it wasn't offensive. I think that's the problem, I prefer passionate aggressive music I think.

Back to NWA

[leafspring]

Papa Hotel said:

Life Saab Itch said:

Troon?

Why not choose somewhere that isn't full of braying golfists paying top dollar?

Must be where Chim's boat is.

Chim, I don't know the check in/out dates so that's confusing the hotel finder web sites.

The only serious concern is my lack of insurance.

[Papa Hotel]

ArsE92 said:

It was ok.

I'm not really a S&G fan though, but it wasn't offensive. I think that's the problem, I prefer passionate aggressive music I think.

Back to NWA

There's passion in there, it's just not all shouty.

Pfft, heathen.

I'll refer you to my learned fried above if you want aggression. It doesn't get rougher than "Ooh, stick you, your mama too, and your daddy."

[DickyC]

Papa Hotel said:

Favourite lyrics are:

"Kathy, I'm lost", I said, though I knew she was sleeping.
"I'm empty and aching and I don't know why."

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America

I concur.

[ArsE92]

DickyC said:

Papa Hotel said:

Favourite lyrics are:

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America

I concur.

I must be stupid.

Why are those lyrics so good? Is he simply just saying that all those cars on the turnpike are owned by people who came to America, looking for the streets paved with gold. Some Idyllic America that doesn't exist?

It's no bhes Ain't st, is it?

[Council Baby]

ArsE92 said:

It's no bhes Ain't st, is it?

[Papa Hotel]

Yes, admittedly it lacks the depth of fk tha Police.

[DickyC]

ArsE92 said:

DickyC said:

Papa Hotel said:

Favourite lyrics are:

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America

I concur.

I must be stupid.

Why are those lyrics so good? ?

Noooooooooooooooooo.

It's the bit before.

Kathy I'm lost I said
Though I knew she was sleeping

I'm empty and aching and I don't know why

[Chunkymonkey71]

Council Baby said:

ArsE92 said:

It's no bhes Ain't st, is it?

Which, when performed by Ben Folds; takes on a Simon and Garfunkel like sound!

I'd recommend it!

[ArsE92]

DickyC said:

ArsE92 said:

DickyC said:

Papa Hotel said:

Favourite lyrics are:

Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America

I concur.

I must be stupid.

Why are those lyrics so good? ?

Noooooooooooooooooo.

It's the bit before.

Kathy I'm lost I said
Though I knew she was sleeping

I'm empty and aching and I don't know why

Is he saying he's just sexed on her and therefore he is 'empty' and doesn't know what to do next?

The next lines should be:

Kathy, it's ok I've worked it out,
I'm going for a glass of milk and an hour on the PS3
I enjoyed doing sex with you, no doubt
But the next hour or so is about me

Yes.