Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 19)
Discussion
leafspring said:
Transport is sorted, accommodation isn't difficult.
I just need a fixed start date and to sort the insurance.
Going off that topic... has anyone seen my TV remote?
I just need a fixed start date and to sort the insurance.
Going off that topic... has anyone seen my TV remote?
ready when you are .Can't help with remote though
Ps, does that mean if you accidentally burn the damn thing to the ground I can claim insurance
Lemmonie... how did you know that?
my insurance would pay out up to £500,000 for your boat
Any surrounding damage to other peoples property up to about £2,000,000
and my tools up to £3000
If I can't get cover and I'm not currently covered to work* in Scotland, your marina will refuse to allow me access to do any work.
Everything else is sorted, its this detail that may mean I can't do the work
* I'll update you by e-mail
Chim said:
Ps, does that mean if you accidentally burn the damn thing to the ground I can claim insurance
If I can get cover my insurance would pay out up to £500,000 for your boatAny surrounding damage to other peoples property up to about £2,000,000
and my tools up to £3000
If I can't get cover and I'm not currently covered to work* in Scotland, your marina will refuse to allow me access to do any work.
Everything else is sorted, its this detail that may mean I can't do the work
* I'll update you by e-mail
An ode to Leafspring.
"Scawtlaand"
Give us a job, Chim,
I'll fix yer boat up, mister.
But I've not got a sander
Here in my bag.
So we bought some Irn Bru,
And a Ginsters pie,
And walked off
To look for Scawtlaand.
"Chunky", I said,
As we boarded a First Line in Gravesend,
Gillingham seems like a dream to me now.
It took me five hours
To walk here from Chatham.
"I've come to look for Scawtlaand."
Laughing on the train,
Playing games with the faeces,
Arse said the man in the Adidas suit
Was a ned.
Dicky said, "what a cock,
His tattoo is really a stick-on."
"Toss me some weed Chunks,
I think there's some in my dufflecoat."
We smoked the last stuff
An hour ago.
So Iva looked at Lemmonie,
She read her 50 Shades;
And Council Baby mooned from an open field.
"Papa, I'm lost", I said,
Though I knew he had passed out.
"I'm paranoid and hungry and
I want some more pies."
Counting the boats
On the Troon docks slipway
They've all come
To look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand.
"Scawtlaand"
Give us a job, Chim,
I'll fix yer boat up, mister.
But I've not got a sander
Here in my bag.
So we bought some Irn Bru,
And a Ginsters pie,
And walked off
To look for Scawtlaand.
"Chunky", I said,
As we boarded a First Line in Gravesend,
Gillingham seems like a dream to me now.
It took me five hours
To walk here from Chatham.
"I've come to look for Scawtlaand."
Laughing on the train,
Playing games with the faeces,
Arse said the man in the Adidas suit
Was a ned.
Dicky said, "what a cock,
His tattoo is really a stick-on."
"Toss me some weed Chunks,
I think there's some in my dufflecoat."
We smoked the last stuff
An hour ago.
So Iva looked at Lemmonie,
She read her 50 Shades;
And Council Baby mooned from an open field.
"Papa, I'm lost", I said,
Though I knew he had passed out.
"I'm paranoid and hungry and
I want some more pies."
Counting the boats
On the Troon docks slipway
They've all come
To look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand.
leafspring said:
Chim said:
Ps, does that mean if you accidentally burn the damn thing to the ground I can claim insurance
If I can get cover my insurance would pay out up to £500,000 for your boatAny surrounding damage to other peoples property up to about £2,000,000
and my tools up to £3000
If I can't get cover and I'm not currently covered to work* in Scotland, your marina will refuse to allow me access to do any work.
Everything else is sorted, its this detail that may mean I can't do the work
* I'll update you by e-mail
hes Ain't sPapa Hotel said:
An ode to Leafspring.
"Scawtlaand"
Give us a job, Chim,
I'll fix yer boat up, mister.
But I've not got a sander
Here in my bag.
So we bought some Irn Bru,
And a Ginsters pie,
And walked off
To look for Scawtlaand.
"Chunky", I said,
As we boarded a First Line in Gravesend,
Gillingham seems like a dream to me now.
It took me five hours
To walk here from Chatham.
"I've come to look for Scawtlaand."
Laughing on the train,
Playing games with the faeces,
Arse said the man in the Adidas suit
Was a ned.
Dicky said, "what a cock,
His tattoo is really a stick-on."
"Toss me some weed Chunks,
I think there's some in my dufflecoat."
We smoked the last stuff
An hour ago.
So Iva looked at Lemmonie,
She read her 50 Shades;
And Council Baby mooned from an open field.
"Papa, I'm lost", I said,
Though I knew he had passed out.
"I'm paranoid and hungry and
I want some more pies."
Counting the boats
On the Troon docks slipway
They've all come
To look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand.
"Scawtlaand"
Give us a job, Chim,
I'll fix yer boat up, mister.
But I've not got a sander
Here in my bag.
So we bought some Irn Bru,
And a Ginsters pie,
And walked off
To look for Scawtlaand.
"Chunky", I said,
As we boarded a First Line in Gravesend,
Gillingham seems like a dream to me now.
It took me five hours
To walk here from Chatham.
"I've come to look for Scawtlaand."
Laughing on the train,
Playing games with the faeces,
Arse said the man in the Adidas suit
Was a ned.
Dicky said, "what a cock,
His tattoo is really a stick-on."
"Toss me some weed Chunks,
I think there's some in my dufflecoat."
We smoked the last stuff
An hour ago.
So Iva looked at Lemmonie,
She read her 50 Shades;
And Council Baby mooned from an open field.
"Papa, I'm lost", I said,
Though I knew he had passed out.
"I'm paranoid and hungry and
I want some more pies."
Counting the boats
On the Troon docks slipway
They've all come
To look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand.
I feel upstaged.
ArsE92 said:
Papa Hotel said:
An ode to Leafspring.
"Scawtlaand"
Give us a job, Chim,
I'll fix yer boat up, mister.
But I've not got a sander
Here in my bag.
So we bought some Irn Bru,
And a Ginsters pie,
And walked off
To look for Scawtlaand.
"Chunky", I said,
As we boarded a First Line in Gravesend,
Gillingham seems like a dream to me now.
It took me five hours
To walk here from Chatham.
"I've come to look for Scawtlaand."
Laughing on the train,
Playing games with the faeces,
Arse said the man in the Adidas suit
Was a ned.
Dicky said, "what a cock,
His tattoo is really a stick-on."
"Toss me some weed Chunks,
I think there's some in my dufflecoat."
We smoked the last stuff
An hour ago.
So Iva looked at Lemmonie,
She read her 50 Shades;
And Council Baby mooned from an open field.
"Papa, I'm lost", I said,
Though I knew he had passed out.
"I'm paranoid and hungry and
I want some more pies."
Counting the boats
On the Troon docks slipway
They've all come
To look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand.
"Scawtlaand"
Give us a job, Chim,
I'll fix yer boat up, mister.
But I've not got a sander
Here in my bag.
So we bought some Irn Bru,
And a Ginsters pie,
And walked off
To look for Scawtlaand.
"Chunky", I said,
As we boarded a First Line in Gravesend,
Gillingham seems like a dream to me now.
It took me five hours
To walk here from Chatham.
"I've come to look for Scawtlaand."
Laughing on the train,
Playing games with the faeces,
Arse said the man in the Adidas suit
Was a ned.
Dicky said, "what a cock,
His tattoo is really a stick-on."
"Toss me some weed Chunks,
I think there's some in my dufflecoat."
We smoked the last stuff
An hour ago.
So Iva looked at Lemmonie,
She read her 50 Shades;
And Council Baby mooned from an open field.
"Papa, I'm lost", I said,
Though I knew he had passed out.
"I'm paranoid and hungry and
I want some more pies."
Counting the boats
On the Troon docks slipway
They've all come
To look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand.
I feel upstaged.
Papa Hotel said:
An ode to Leafspring.
"Scawtlaand"
Give us a job, Chim,
I'll fix yer boat up, mister.
But I've not got a sander
Here in my bag.
So we bought some Irn Bru,
And a Ginsters pie,
And walked off
To look for Scawtlaand.
"Chunky", I said,
As we boarded a First Line in Gravesend,
Gillingham seems like a dream to me now.
It took me five hours
To walk here from Chatham.
"I've come to look for Scawtlaand."
Laughing on the train,
Playing games with the faeces,
Arse said the man in the Adidas suit
Was a ned.
Dicky said, "what a cock,
His tattoo is really a stick-on."
"Toss me some weed Chunks,
I think there's some in my dufflecoat."
We smoked the last stuff
An hour ago.
So Iva looked at Lemmonie,
She read her 50 Shades;
And Council Baby mooned from an open field.
"Papa, I'm lost", I said,
Though I knew he had passed out.
"I'm paranoid and hungry and
I want some more pies."
Counting the boats
On the Troon docks slipway
They've all come
To look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand.
I cant help but feel the need to see you upload a video of this being performed please"Scawtlaand"
Give us a job, Chim,
I'll fix yer boat up, mister.
But I've not got a sander
Here in my bag.
So we bought some Irn Bru,
And a Ginsters pie,
And walked off
To look for Scawtlaand.
"Chunky", I said,
As we boarded a First Line in Gravesend,
Gillingham seems like a dream to me now.
It took me five hours
To walk here from Chatham.
"I've come to look for Scawtlaand."
Laughing on the train,
Playing games with the faeces,
Arse said the man in the Adidas suit
Was a ned.
Dicky said, "what a cock,
His tattoo is really a stick-on."
"Toss me some weed Chunks,
I think there's some in my dufflecoat."
We smoked the last stuff
An hour ago.
So Iva looked at Lemmonie,
She read her 50 Shades;
And Council Baby mooned from an open field.
"Papa, I'm lost", I said,
Though I knew he had passed out.
"I'm paranoid and hungry and
I want some more pies."
Counting the boats
On the Troon docks slipway
They've all come
To look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand,
All come to look for Scawtlaand.
gog440 said:
I too am heading to Scotland this week, I am working in Dunfermline thursday/friday but for some reason I cant get anywhere in budget to stay so I am staying over the Forth Bridge in queensferry. Havent been up there for ages so I am quite looking forward to it.
That's papa hotel land!Papa, look after this guy!
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