Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[Justayellowbadge]

Have been trying the new range of Heston ready meals from Waitrose.

Now, I accept that they are made in an industrial unit outside Birmingham by a bloke called Ranjit or Dave wearing a blue hairnet, not in any way Blumetanlish, but they are in possession of significant nom counts.

[Cock Womble 7]

By all accounts, I have a "chav-proof" car.



Where can I get DRLs and well bling rims for the Seven?

[drivin_me_nuts]

KaraK said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

Gizmoish said:

So, is it //M, ///M, ////M...?

There are three stripes, with no space between them. Do the slashes indicate the stripes themselves, or the borders between the stripes?

I do believe when describing M badges, one is supposed to use 4 slashes. This enables the Mwanters to colour in between the lines in crayon.

I always thought it indicated a "kill" score - how many Merc's you've "schooled" away from the lights

That to, though the letters E and AMG and the numbers 5 and 5 or 6 and 3 tend to make the nuts of M car drivers of most flavours disappear back up into the safety of their pelvis.

[Justayellowbadge]

Cock Womble 7 said:

By all accounts, I have a "chav-proof" car.



Where can I get DRLs and well bling rims for the Seven?

Your car is chav proof in the same way having a pit bull makes your home dog proof.

[Cock Womble 7]

Justayellowbadge said:

Your car is chav proof in the same way having a pit bull makes your home dog proof.

I can't work out if that's a gushing compliment, or a scathing insult.

I'm going with scathing insult, just to be on the safe side.

[Life Saab Itch]

Justayellowbadge said:

Spencer is a bit of a tt, and diesel is simply unpleasant, but it cannot be denied that Thomas it really useful.

Gordon just can't bear the indignity...

[Life Saab Itch]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Spencer is a bit of a tt, and diesel is simply unpleasant, but it cannot be denied that Thomas it really useful.

So then JAYB, which of the Sodor engines are you most like in character?

Toby the tram.

Let's say he's square...

[TheDoggingFather]

Life Saab Itch said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

Justayellowbadge said:

Spencer is a bit of a tt, and diesel is simply unpleasant, but it cannot be denied that Thomas it really useful.

So then JAYB, which of the Sodor engines are you most like in character?

Toby the tram.

Let's say he's square...

I thought more James myself....

[TheDoggingFather]

Cock Womble 7 said:

By all accounts, I have a "chav-proof" car.



Where can I get DRLs and well bling rims for the Seven?

There's a caterfield thingumy in Bournemouth rolling on chrome multispokes it looks awesomest.

[McAndy]

It's The Whiff's birthday tomorrow. I'd better go and buy a card and a present. Hmm...what's open at this time of night? Phew, Tesco will do nicely!



While I have 2 'working' days to go, I may only have 0.1 to live.



Shame. So close.

[Aizle]

ArsE92 said:

KaraK said:

Aizle said:

Today has gone from bad to worse. It's like one big train crash (I.E. ultimately st)

Banter aside Mark if you need a vent feel free to drop me a PM or a text or whatever.

This. Anything you want to talk about, anything, just get in touch with him.

Thanks ArsE92.

[Aizle]

drivin_me_nuts said:

KaraK said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

Gizmoish said:

So, is it //M, ///M, ////M...?

There are three stripes, with no space between them. Do the slashes indicate the stripes themselves, or the borders between the stripes?

I do believe when describing M badges, one is supposed to use 4 slashes. This enables the Mwanters to colour in between the lines in crayon.

I always thought it indicated a "kill" score - how many Merc's you've "schooled" away from the lights

That to, though the letters E and AMG and the numbers 5 and 5 or 6 and 3 tend to make the nuts of M car drivers of most flavours disappear back up into the safety of their pelvis.

What about the recipe of ///M and a 5?

The letters E63 AMG would have me done for.

[Aizle]

12.5 hour day.

Just a load of fk ups by others really, all sorted now but I am knackered, another similar length day tomorrow I imagine.

[DickyC]

Aizle said:

12.5 hour day.

Suggest that to Andy and he'll only have two days to go.

[Aizle]

DickyC said:

Suggest that to Andy and he'll only have two days to go.

Whoosh, he's on 2 days?

[NotDave]

KaraK said:

The use of the term "drove" would imply it moved under it's own power so I doubt it

fk off GWA. It starts, runs, drives.... Just has no chassis

[NotDave]

Aizle said:

12.5 hour day.

Just a load of fk ups by others really, all sorted now but I am knackered, another similar length day tomorrow I imagine.

Does it make you rich?

Do you enjoy it?

[KaraK]

Aizle said:

12.5 hour day.

Just a load of fk ups by others really, all sorted now but I am knackered, another similar length day tomorrow I imagine.

I've only been here 10.5 hours so far

[DickyC]

Aizle said:

DickyC said:

Suggest that to Andy and he'll only have two days to go.

Whoosh, he's on 2 days?

They say we're young and we don't know
Won't find out unti-i-il we grow

Bah bah bah

Babe

Bah-bah-bah

Bah-bah-bah

Ah goh chew babe.

[Aizle]

KaraK said:

I've only been here 10.5 hours so far

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