a bit council

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schmunk

4,399 posts

127 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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As seen today at the airport, taking your drink with you from the bar to the departure gate. That's either a council level of time planning or alcoholism.

CorbynFTW

12,231 posts

196 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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Microwave ready meals

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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Odd one but seems to be of a certain type. Leaning in the car while going round corners.

CB2152

1,555 posts

135 months

Friday 14th August 2015
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Morningside said:
Odd one but seems to be of a certain type. Leaning in the car while going round corners.
Good point actually. I can only surmise that, unless it's a car capable of cornering very quickly with no lateral support and shiny leather seats, it's people who are too lazy/unfit to use any core strength at all to keep themselves upright.

anonymous-user

56 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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Watching soaps.

nicanary

9,838 posts

148 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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OpulentBob said:
Watching soaps.
NNOOOOOOO.........!

Hollyoaks = Council.

Corrie = very watchable, with a quirky sense of humour.

Some Gump

12,738 posts

188 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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bobtail4x4 said:
There is a damn good reason that Tasha Slapper's brothers in Viz always have dummies at age 4. It's council as fk. The thing is, had you not already noticed that the beckhams are fully council? tastelessly modified range rover, kids named after place of conception, st tat etc. That's the funny thing with council - all the money in the world won't change a thing - it seems to be a whole outlook on life.

NailedOn

3,115 posts

237 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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nicanary said:
OpulentBob said:
Watching soaps.
NNOOOOOOO.........!

Hollyoaks = Council.

Corrie = very watchable, with a quirky sense of humour.
Watching TV.

nicanary

9,838 posts

148 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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NailedOn said:
nicanary said:
OpulentBob said:
Watching soaps.
NNOOOOOOO.........!

Hollyoaks = Council.

Corrie = very watchable, with a quirky sense of humour.
Watching TV.
Oh you young 'uns, with your streaming and all that palaver.......It'll all end in tears, you mark my words.

Council - young men with car windows open, and propping up the roof with their forearm.

Number 5

2,748 posts

197 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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Playing pool

nicanary

9,838 posts

148 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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Number 5 said:
Playing pool
As always, the Americans invent a sport because they're useless at the real thing.

Baseball = rounders
Basketball = netball
Pool = snooker
Indycar = round and round in a circle......

When snooker first became popular, it was despised by the higher classes as a sport for the riff-raff, because gentlemen only played billiards. God knows what they would have thought of pool.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

153 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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NailedOn said:
nicanary said:
OpulentBob said:
Watching soaps.
NNOOOOOOO.........!

Hollyoaks = Council.

Corrie = very watchable, with a quirky sense of humour.
Watching TV.
All of this.

Patch1875

4,902 posts

134 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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schmunk said:
As seen today at the airport, taking your drink with you from the bar to the departure gate. That's either a council level of time planning or alcoholism.
+ drinking at 5am

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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Extended families going on holiday together/en masse.

chris watton

22,477 posts

262 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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V8mate said:
Extended families going on holiday together/en masse.
To expand on that, they have been there less than a day and try and find the nearest place that provides a full English breakfast, saying how they miss it already!

HTP99

22,705 posts

142 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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chris watton said:
V8mate said:
Extended families going on holiday together/en masse.
To expand on that, they have been there less than a day and try and find the nearest place that provides a full English breakfast, saying how they miss it already!
And an English themed pub.

eldar

21,875 posts

198 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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HTP99 said:
And an English themed pub.
Irish themed, usually. Feels more like home. Preston, usually,

AstonZagato

12,768 posts

212 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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It's even worse when they take their dogs with them.

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

166 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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How about lad steals motorcycle and goes joyriding with a passenger, said passenger then falls off and is seriously hurt, rider leaves him for dead in the road and clears off. He got a holiday in a young offenders centre.

Fast forward around 12 months and this time he's nicked a car ran a mother of two over killed her and drove off, torching the car at the earliest opportunity. Luckily he's just been caught today.


Spare tyre

9,735 posts

132 months

Saturday 15th August 2015
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Fitting a security light that is thrown up in the quickest time possible, not level with anything else, wrong coloured wired looped out a window
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