a bit council

[Spare tyre]

Knowing the price of every thing but not knowing the cost

[Spare tyre]

Knowing the price of every thing but not knowing the cost

[Spare tyre]

Buying those horrid large toys you see in places like asda, a toy car that is bigger than their staffy, usually found on the grass outside their social housing place as their house is full of plastic ste already

[motco]

AstonZagato said:

It's even worse when they take their dogs with them.

And the blokes wear skirts!

[nicanary]

motco said:

AstonZagato said:

It's even worse when they take their dogs with them.

And the blokes wear skirts!

The epitome of "council". All living in the same area, sponging off the public purse, transvestite men, women who prefer horses, an immigrant Greek freeloader, young females who can't live without foreign holidays, a male who supposedly touches up his valet. I could go on........They've probably got an oversize trampoline in Buck House's back garden.

[Morningside]

MajorProblem said:

How about lad steals motorcycle and goes joyriding with a passenger, said passenger then falls off and is seriously hurt, rider leaves him for dead in the road and clears off. He got a holiday in a young offenders centre.

Fast forward around 12 months and this time he's nicked a car ran a mother of two over killed her and drove off, torching the car at the earliest opportunity. Luckily he's just been caught today.

There used to be one that used to steal a car every time he went to visit his mother. Always left burnt out just over the road in a field close by. The police always knew who did it but could never prove it. Died of a drug overdose in the end.

[colonel c]

Referring to Coronation street as 'corrie'.

I suppose Albert Tatlock has passed on by now.

[anonymous-user]

colonel c said:

Referring to Coronation street as 'corrie'.

I suppose Albert Tatlock has passed on by now.

"Correh"

[Axionknight]

Morningside said:

There used to be one that used to steal a car every time he went to visit his mother. Always left burnt out just over the road in a field close by. The police always knew who did it but could never prove it. Died of a drug overdose in the end.

Good.

My Grandad Arnold of blessed memory, he was pretty council, wandering around in his tatty old jogging bottoms and Jesus sandals with old, fluffy grey socks underneath, whilst smokin' away on his roll ups made from cheap Spanish tobacco, top fella.

My brother and I used to get a good few holidays a year out of him so he could do his "baccy runs" to Spain back in the days of the peseta as he could get us out there for peanuts and we could take another suitcase with us, I have distinctive memories of lugging a suitcase full of cheap fags and booze through Malaga airport aged eleven

[Morningside]

AstonZagato said:

It's even worse when they take their dogs with them.

And I heard that one of them drives around with no driving licence!

[colonel c]

drivetrain said:

NHS dentists - defo council.

My NHS dentist is a really top bloke. Sorted my teeth and my long held dental phobia years ago. I'm sure he could make a fortune going private if he wished to. Runs his practise as old school as possible. Patient records all on paper and filed on shelves in the reception. He recently made a concession to modern times by installing a chip and pin machine.

[nicanary]

Morningside said:

AstonZagato said:

It's even worse when they take their dogs with them.

And I heard that one of them drives around with no driving licence!

And no plates on some of her cars. Lazy bd. Next thing she'll be mis-spacing the numbers and letters.

[Saddle bum]

Morningside said:

There used to be one that used to steal a car every time he went to visit his mother. Always left burnt out just over the road in a field close by. The police always knew who did it but could never prove it. Died of a drug overdose in the end.

Happy ending, then..............

[Saddle bum]

nicanary said:

Morningside said:

AstonZagato said:

It's even worse when they take their dogs with them.

And I heard that one of them drives around with no driving licence!

And no plates on some of her cars. Lazy bd. Next thing she'll be mis-spacing the numbers and letters.

HM drove lorries inn the war, so she's earned the right to drive. I bet she'e better at handling a crash gearbox than many on this site.

[Issi]

chris watton said:

V8mate said:

Extended families going on holiday together/en masse.

To expand on that, they have been there less than a day and try and find the nearest place that provides a full English breakfast, saying how they miss it already!

My OH's family does this, 30+ people going to the Med.

Essentially Friday night in The Kings Head, but lasting for 14 days and including a suntan/burn.

[CSully94]

Due to a new addition to the front of the house, I now feel the need to nominate my neighborhood as council. It's all downhill from here.



It wasn't even from Waitrose!

[nicanary]

CSully94 said:

Due to a new addition to the front of the house, I now feel the need to nominate my neighborhood as council. It's all downhill from here.



It wasn't even from Waitrose!

I read a newspaper article once about the firm that makes those trollies. The large ones cost about £150, the smaller ones about £80. I'm surprised people don't make a living by collecting them and returning them to some sort of centralised holding yard. Surely that'd be worth a fiver a pop?

[BrabusMog]

nicanary said:

I read a newspaper article once about the firm that makes those trollies. The large ones cost about £150, the smaller ones about £80. I'm surprised people don't make a living by collecting them and returning them to some sort of centralised holding yard. Surely that'd be worth a fiver a pop?

You haven't met this guy then:

[colonel c]

CSully94 said:

Due to a new addition to the front of the house, I now feel the need to nominate my neighborhood as council. It's all downhill from here.



It wasn't even from Waitrose!

Very council, using supermarkets that requires you to deposit a pound coin into a trolley before using it.

[Saddle bum]

CSully94 said:

Due to a new addition to the front of the house, I now feel the need to nominate my neighborhood as council. It's all downhill from here.



It wasn't even from Waitrose!

That is the end.

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