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CSully94 said:
Due to a new addition to the front of the house, I now feel the need to nominate my neighborhood as council. It's all downhill from here.
It wasn't even from Waitrose!
Oh dear! Even the paving slabs on the footpath are often referred to as 'Council flags'. Paving expert ........see introductionIt wasn't even from Waitrose!
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Willy Nilly said:
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Worse than council. Pastry-based lock opener.I saw a whole family out in formation the other day. Mum and dad leading the way, both early 50s, clearly suffering from little else than work-shy scroungeritis, followed by daughter, early 30s, seriously obese, spilling out out of her carriage.
All three had the same gormless, thousand yard stare as they motored through the town.
All three had the same gormless, thousand yard stare as they motored through the town.
V8mate said:
Willy Nilly said:
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Worse than council. Pastry-based lock opener.I will get my coat and leave.
Spent an unexpected night in Hospital as the boy managed to break his wrist.
All the classics in evidence including the all time favourite of smoking outside the hospital doors. made me genuinely angry as all the staff had been so lovely and helpful that these xxxxbags are wasting their efforts by smoking.
Weirdly the children's ward we were on predominantly occupied by the middle classes.
All the classics in evidence including the all time favourite of smoking outside the hospital doors. made me genuinely angry as all the staff had been so lovely and helpful that these xxxxbags are wasting their efforts by smoking.
Weirdly the children's ward we were on predominantly occupied by the middle classes.
eggchaser1987 said:
V8mate said:
Willy Nilly said:
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Worse than council. Pastry-based lock opener.I will get my coat and leave.
Axionknight said:
eggchaser1987 said:
V8mate said:
Willy Nilly said:
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Worse than council. Pastry-based lock opener.I will get my coat and leave.
Bullett said:
Spent an unexpected night in Hospital as the boy managed to break his wrist.
All the classics in evidence including the all time favourite of smoking outside the hospital doors. made me genuinely angry as all the staff had been so lovely and helpful that these xxxxbags are wasting their efforts by smoking.
Weirdly the children's ward we were on predominantly occupied by the middle classes.
When my wife was in there for heart problems there was one in there for alcohol treatment. When the specialist kept coming to her bed the girl was always outside smoking and you could clearly see the doctor was not amused. Later on the boyfriend turned up and was just as bad as the girl.All the classics in evidence including the all time favourite of smoking outside the hospital doors. made me genuinely angry as all the staff had been so lovely and helpful that these xxxxbags are wasting their efforts by smoking.
Weirdly the children's ward we were on predominantly occupied by the middle classes.
- Going on holiday to a far flung place and looking for the nearest Macdonalds / Burger King / Pizza Hut for the first meal
- Getting a boob job at 16
- Fake tan (blokes becoming actually worse than women for this)
- Overtly branded clothes - Armani, Gucci t shirts etc. with massive logos. You spent your last monthly salary on three t-shirts. Well done!
- Spending £30 in the corner shop on booze, cigs and lottery tickets
- Calling everyone babe / babes
- Tattoos with the names of loved ones, or Chinese characters, or names of loved ones written as Chinese
- "Mixing" accessories on cars. M3 mirrors on Puntos, Porsche turbo badges on VWs etc.
- Getting a boob job at 16
- Fake tan (blokes becoming actually worse than women for this)
- Overtly branded clothes - Armani, Gucci t shirts etc. with massive logos. You spent your last monthly salary on three t-shirts. Well done!
- Spending £30 in the corner shop on booze, cigs and lottery tickets
- Calling everyone babe / babes
- Tattoos with the names of loved ones, or Chinese characters, or names of loved ones written as Chinese
- "Mixing" accessories on cars. M3 mirrors on Puntos, Porsche turbo badges on VWs etc.
A new one for me.. Or is this old hat? Having 'RIP Tyson Junior 2010-2915' or something like that across the rear screen of your W-reg Fiesta. Saw this on the way home last week. I'm going to guess they moved the usual mobile tanning service stickers onto the front bonnet to make way for this touching message.
gl20 said:
A new one for me.. Or is this old hat? Having 'RIP Tyson Junior 2010-2915' or something like that across the rear screen of your W-reg Fiesta. Saw this on the way home last week. I'm going to guess they moved the usual mobile tanning service stickers onto the front bonnet to make way for this touching message.
A small tribute to a lost baby I can have sympathy with. A fking 2 quid vinyl sticker, normally spelled incorrectly, to some fking heroic Max Power-wannabe chav scrote who wrapped his moped/Saxo/dad's 520d round a telegraph post and killed themselves or someone else? I fully agree.
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