a bit council

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williamp

19,294 posts

275 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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No front door, pebbledash neighbour, no front lawn. It all adds up...

wolfracesonic

7,129 posts

129 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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CSully94 said:
Due to a new addition to the front of the house, I now feel the need to nominate my neighborhood as council. It's all downhill from here.



It wasn't even from Waitrose!
Oh dear! Even the paving slabs on the footpath are often referred to as 'Council flags'. Paving expert ........see introduction

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

169 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.

CorbynFTW

12,231 posts

196 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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On your wedding day, yes WEDDING DAY, having to keep your suit jacket closed with string!


V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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Willy Nilly said:
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Worse than council. Pastry-based lock opener.

HTP99

22,705 posts

142 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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Both were fat, both were wearing clothes that were far too tight, both had dyed hair and both had small kids on their laps:


Scousefella

2,243 posts

183 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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HTP99 said:
Both were fat, both were wearing clothes that were far too tight, both had dyed hair and both had small kids on their laps:

That is way beyond council - that is bottom feeding pond life.

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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I saw a whole family out in formation the other day. Mum and dad leading the way, both early 50s, clearly suffering from little else than work-shy scroungeritis, followed by daughter, early 30s, seriously obese, spilling out out of her carriage.

All three had the same gormless, thousand yard stare as they motored through the town.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

137 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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CSully94 said:
Due to a new addition to the front of the house, I now feel the need to nominate my neighborhood as council. It's all downhill from here.



It wasn't even from Waitrose!
For a moment there I thought you meant the Audi TT.

WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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Spare tyre said:
Knowing the price of every thing but not knowing the cost
I don't believe that Oscar Wilde was council. Not in the modern sense anyway.

WD39

20,083 posts

118 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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CorbynFTW said:
On your wedding day, yes WEDDING DAY, having to keep your suit jacket closed with string!

I bet the 'Hello' contract was cancelled.

eggchaser1987

1,608 posts

151 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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V8mate said:
Willy Nilly said:
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Worse than council. Pastry-based lock opener.
I quite fancy on of thoes.paperbag

I will get my coat and leave.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

153 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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Axionknight said:
CSully94 said:
Due to a new addition to the front of the house, I now feel the need to nominate my neighborhood as council. It's all downhill from here.



It wasn't even from Waitrose!
For a moment there I thought you meant the Audi TT.
rofl

Bullett

10,895 posts

186 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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Spent an unexpected night in Hospital as the boy managed to break his wrist.

All the classics in evidence including the all time favourite of smoking outside the hospital doors. made me genuinely angry as all the staff had been so lovely and helpful that these xxxxbags are wasting their efforts by smoking.
Weirdly the children's ward we were on predominantly occupied by the middle classes.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

137 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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eggchaser1987 said:
V8mate said:
Willy Nilly said:
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Worse than council. Pastry-based lock opener.
I quite fancy on of thoes.paperbag

I will get my coat and leave.
Death on four wheels, man. The amount of people I see driving them like a tit, without a bash hat, is astounding, I doubt their showing off will continue for long after they tip it over and crush themselves underneath it.

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

169 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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Axionknight said:
eggchaser1987 said:
V8mate said:
Willy Nilly said:
Road going 4 wheeled motorcycles and their riders, like these http://www.quadzillaquads.com/road-legal-quads.htm... uber council.
Worse than council. Pastry-based lock opener.
I quite fancy on of thoes.paperbag

I will get my coat and leave.
Death on four wheels, man. The amount of people I see driving them like a tit, without a bash hat, is astounding, I doubt their showing off will continue for long after they tip it over and crush themselves underneath it.
An engineering marvel that has combined all of the disadvantages of a car and all of the disadvantages of a motorbike and the advantages of neither.

Morningside

24,111 posts

231 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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Bullett said:
Spent an unexpected night in Hospital as the boy managed to break his wrist.

All the classics in evidence including the all time favourite of smoking outside the hospital doors. made me genuinely angry as all the staff had been so lovely and helpful that these xxxxbags are wasting their efforts by smoking.
Weirdly the children's ward we were on predominantly occupied by the middle classes.
When my wife was in there for heart problems there was one in there for alcohol treatment. When the specialist kept coming to her bed the girl was always outside smoking and you could clearly see the doctor was not amused. Later on the boyfriend turned up and was just as bad as the girl.

hungry_hog

2,308 posts

190 months

Sunday 16th August 2015
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- Going on holiday to a far flung place and looking for the nearest Macdonalds / Burger King / Pizza Hut for the first meal
- Getting a boob job at 16
- Fake tan (blokes becoming actually worse than women for this)
- Overtly branded clothes - Armani, Gucci t shirts etc. with massive logos. You spent your last monthly salary on three t-shirts. Well done!
- Spending £30 in the corner shop on booze, cigs and lottery tickets
- Calling everyone babe / babes
- Tattoos with the names of loved ones, or Chinese characters, or names of loved ones written as Chinese
- "Mixing" accessories on cars. M3 mirrors on Puntos, Porsche turbo badges on VWs etc.

gl20

1,124 posts

151 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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A new one for me.. Or is this old hat? Having 'RIP Tyson Junior 2010-2915' or something like that across the rear screen of your W-reg Fiesta. Saw this on the way home last week. I'm going to guess they moved the usual mobile tanning service stickers onto the front bonnet to make way for this touching message.

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 17th August 2015
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gl20 said:
A new one for me.. Or is this old hat? Having 'RIP Tyson Junior 2010-2915' or something like that across the rear screen of your W-reg Fiesta. Saw this on the way home last week. I'm going to guess they moved the usual mobile tanning service stickers onto the front bonnet to make way for this touching message.
A small tribute to a lost baby I can have sympathy with.

A fking 2 quid vinyl sticker, normally spelled incorrectly, to some fking heroic Max Power-wannabe chav scrote who wrapped his moped/Saxo/dad's 520d round a telegraph post and killed themselves or someone else? I fully agree.
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