Geek Jokes

[Muntu]

A Tachyon walks into a bar.

The barman says, "We don't serve Tachyons in here."

The Tachyon replies, "You will tomorrow."

[dxg]

(Shamelessly stolen from this week's Infinite Monkey Cage)

Q: Is quantum physics fundamental?

A: Probably.

[durbster]

dxg said:

(Shamelessly stolen from this week's Infinite Monkey Cage)

Q: Is quantum physics fundamental?

A: Probably.

The Monkey Cage is back!?

Woo!

[K12beano]

It's difficult to reconcile that they're now deemed just a variety of Allium cepa.

They were formerly classified as a separate species, Allium ascalonicum, but they're all done with and finished using that now. It's over. In fact: that's shallot.

[schmunk]

Today's XKCD comic made me laugh, once I'd ussupdh it.

[MartG]

When an engineer is asked to boil the kettle

[MartG]

[MartG]

[Morningside]

http://i.imgur.com/gi7HNqJ.mp4

Sorry no idea how to make gifs from video.

[h0b0]

Morningside said:

http://i.imgur.com/gi7HNqJ.mp4

Sorry no idea how to make gifs from video.

Niether do I but someone else does

Veeayt said:

[Morningside]

h0b0 said:

Morningside said:

http://i.imgur.com/gi7HNqJ.mp4

Sorry no idea how to make gifs from video.

Niether do I but someone else does

Veeayt said:

Blast

[Mannginger]

[PoleDriver]

Mannginger said:

Very good!

[CrutyRammers]

Groan!

[Alex]

I don't get it...

[FredClogs]

Alex said:

I don't get it...

Stop Sign (Sine)

[Alex]

Thank you!

Would work better if the Stop sign was still a circle.

[havoc]

"These are not the kittens you're looking for!"


Or in other words: Since when is a sine wave a circle?!?

[Mannginger]

havoc said:

"These are not the kittens you're looking for!"


Or in other words: Since when is a sine wave a circle?!?

[havoc]

Listen, I'm a simple, cartesian man, alright...I've no truck with your flash polar nonsense...