Geek Jokes

[AW111]

Mannginger said:

Why is it going widdershins?
And if 0 is at the top of the circle, as is conventional, it's a cosine graph.

/kittens

[K12beano]

[kowalski655]

Bet you start humming it

https://xkcd.com/1052/

[Cold]

[MartG]

[Big Rod]

MartG said:

Haha! They even thought to include the lost packet!

[MartG]

[MartG]

[MartG]

Police are looking for a man who is refusing to update his pdf reader. He is described as mid-thirties, single and has no fixed adobe.

[Halmyre]

MartG said:

Police are looking for a man who is refusing to update his pdf reader. He is described as mid-thirties, single and has no fixed adobe.

Shouldn't it be a dyslexic man, and if he's refusing to update then surely his adobe *is* fixed?

[ClockworkCupcake]

Halmyre said:

Shouldn't it be a dyslexic man, and if he's refusing to update then surely his adobe *is* fixed?

[Moonhawk]

MartG said:

This is so true.

I think the Perseid maxima has been clouded out for 6 of the past 7 years in my area.

The 1999 solar eclipse was too (luckily, knowing the British weather, we decided to head to Germany and got to see it)

[Don]

kowalski655 said:

Bet you start humming it

https://xkcd.com/1052/

Fantastic!

[MartG]

[K12beano]

^^^ Doh!

I went to the trouble of totting that all up in my head and wondering what the decimal equivalent did to make the joke funny.....

[ClockworkCupcake]

K12beano said:

^^^ Doh!

I went to the trouble of totting that all up in my head and wondering what the decimal equivalent did to make the joke funny.....

What a lot of EFfort to go to.

[glenrobbo]

Don said:

kowalski655 said:

Bet you start humming it

https://xkcd.com/1052/

Fantastic!

Very very good. And so true!

[TwigtheWonderkid]

MartG said:

[MartG]

Video illustrating Saturn V rocket fuel consumption in terms of elephants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4iMeKif488

[GrumpyTwig]

MartG said:

Video illustrating Saturn V rocket fuel consumption in terms of elephants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4iMeKif488

I think they're asian elephants in case anyone wondered, I'm not sure if they're easier to compress into a tank but africans weigh a bit more on average than the weights given.