a bit council

[El Guapo]

shakotan said:

I've already said it before, but the inability to use an apostrophe correctly - definitely council.

Tautology - council.

[thismonkeyhere]

SpeedMattersNot said:

Kids who are too old to be in pushchairs...

....sucking a dummy.

[LordJammy]

Posts like this. Disgusting I tell you.

[BrabusMog]

Tesco Mobile as your network provider.

[anonymous-user]

Is her surname meant to be "Dunne"?!

fking Facebook. Full of total mongs.

[LordJammy]

BrabusMog said:

Tesco Mobile as your network provider.

It's ok I'm allowed to use them, I outed myself as council earlier in the thread because I drive a van for work.

[Spare tyre]

LordJammy said:

work.

Amateur

[Truckosaurus]

Observed today on my lunchtime stroll:

Marching through a busy town centre with an unsupervised pre-school aged child following several metres behind. Bonus points when the child is distracted by a pigeon.

[Borghetto]

BrabusMog said:

Tesco Mobile as your network provider.

That's me outed and it's pre-pay. Can you advise me of a middle class network to sign up too and do I have to be on a monthly tariff?. I just hope the missus doesn't find out. She's been giving me these funny looks ever since I installed the spittoon in the front room.

[berlintaxi]

Borghetto said:

Can you advise me of a middle class network to sign up too .

Defiantly not EE, my local store always looks like Jeremy Kyle's waiting room when I unfortunately have to venture in there.

[V8mate]

Borghetto said:

That's me outed and it's pre-pay. Can you advise me of a middle class network to sign up too and do I have to be on a monthly tariff?. I just hope the missus doesn't find out. She's been giving me these funny looks ever since I installed the spittoon in the front room.

Pretensions of class? Council.

If you know you're council, you should stick to sawdust on the floor.

And 'front room'? Have a word with yourself.

[chris watton]

A few years ago, I overheard the most bizarre argument between two fat council house woman. The one insisted she was better than the other because she said that her rented house was 'Housing Association', and not 'Scummy Council'!

How council is that!

Edited by chris watton on Wednesday 19th August 15:25

[northwest monkey]

SpeedMattersNot said:

Kids who are too old to be in pushchairs...

Is that all kids are council, or just kids that are really too old to be in pushchairs that are in pushchairs?

Todays nomination from me is people who use a campervan (I'm thinking converted Transit rather than a Winnebago) as everyday transport.

[schmunk]

In the Facebook fails thread 5-Oh said:

Friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook. I guess the 105 likes are people that don't mind their council tax being wasted.
Also, I'm sure those lights are there for a reason.

Unlined curtains

[anonymous-user]

schmunk said:

In the Facebook fails thread 5-Oh said:

Friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook. I guess the 105 likes are people that don't mind their council tax being wasted.
Also, I'm sure those lights are there for a reason.

Unlined curtains

That facebook cretin is a total .

[superstreek]

eldar said:

V8mate said:

Holland is too boring to be council.

Compared to Belgium, it is scintillating. Possibly up market council.

It is even formalized

BENELUX

Belgium > Netherlands > Luxembourg

Council > Moderately middle > owns a a bank or two

In all seriousness both Belgium and Netherlands have some lovely places and some shocking ones (looking an you Leige)

Davie

[nicanary]

schmunk said:

In the Facebook fails thread 5-Oh said:

Friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook. I guess the 105 likes are people that don't mind their council tax being wasted.
Also, I'm sure those lights are there for a reason.

Unlined curtains[/quo

Totally council = no curtains as such, but an old sheet or some other fabric held up with pins or blue tack. Usually filthy.

[PurpleTurtle]

nicanary said:

schmunk said:

In the Facebook fails thread 5-Oh said:

Friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook. I guess the 105 likes are people that don't mind their council tax being wasted.
Also, I'm sure those lights are there for a reason.

Unlined curtains[/quo

Totally council = no curtains as such, but an old sheet or some other fabric held up with pins or blue tack. Usually filthy.

St George's Cross/Union Jack flag in place of curtains: council.

[anonymous-user]

schmunk said:

In the Facebook fails thread 5-Oh said:

Friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook. I guess the 105 likes are people that don't mind their council tax being wasted.
Also, I'm sure those lights are there for a reason.

Unlined curtains

Oh, and what are the chances of anyone "liking" that on MongBook actually paying council tax as opposed to getting it "on the benefits"?

[smithyithy]

No helmet? Our HR department would have a field day!