Geek Jokes

[McAndy]

Veeayt said:

Cool.

[ChemicalChaos]

Whilst that's great, its not really a joke is it?

[MartG]

[thebraketester]

MartG said:

Ohh the timing....

[MartG]

[GrumpyTwig]

MartG said:

Sprint planning in a nutshell

[Dr Jekyll]

[ClockworkCupcake]

GrumpyTwig said:

Sprint planning in a nutshell

If that's your experience of sprint planning then you're doing it incorrectly.

[K12beano]

[MartG]

[ZesPak]

MartG said:

got to love XKCD. Nearly all his cartoons are worthy of this thread.

Dr Jekyll said:

? I think I need a whoosh here? Plenty of private roads and tracks, plenty of companies that lay them if you pay them?

Edited by ZesPak on Tuesday 18th April 11:05

[Halmyre]

ZesPak said:

MartG said:

got to love XKCD. Nearly all his cartoons are worthy of this thread.

Dr Jekyll said:

? I think I need a whoosh here? Plenty of private roads and tracks, plenty of companies that lay them if you pay them?

Edited by ZesPak on Tuesday 18th April 11:05

Same here. And modern cars are easy to repair in your own garage? Aye, right...

[PixelpeepS3]

K12beano said:

^^^


But we know that's not true for visitor numbers. Are you forgetting Wallace and Gromit?

and Mr Spoon?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Glasgow driving instructor and wannabe CERN employee.

[Evangelion]

And why does it say Cactus on the car, when it should obviously be Thistle?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Evangelion said:

And why does it say Cactus on the car, when it should obviously be Thistle?

Shouldn't it say Thistlenil?

[Mammasaid]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Evangelion said:

And why does it say Cactus on the car, when it should obviously be Thistle?

Shouldn't it say Thistlenil?

Nope,.....

East Fife 4 Forfar 5

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-2...

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Mammasaid said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Evangelion said:

And why does it say Cactus on the car, when it should obviously be Thistle?

Shouldn't it say Thistlenil?

Nope,.....

East Fife 4 Forfar 5

Nope, latest score....East Fife 5, Forfar so far 4.

Reminds me, who's the most unpopular guy in world football. The Boroussia Monchengladbach fan who shouts out "Give us a Beeeeee......."

[jeremyc]

I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

[Evangelion]

Should have used cube root beer then.