a bit council

[williamp]

Studio117 said:

My dinner:

Nowhere near enough metallic flake in the worktop. Deffo council

[Steamer]

Studio117 said:

My dinner:

Swan strangler still intact: check.

Are those chips or crisps? - Extra council points available for any main meal component consisting of crisps.

[colonel c]

williamp said:

Nowhere near enough metallic flake in the worktop. Deffo council

The use of abbreviations PH, 'deffo' for example.

[Studio117]

Steamer said:

Swan strangler still intact: check.

Are those chips or crisps? - Extra council points available for any main meal component consisting of crisps.

I was going to purchase some microwave chips. that was a step too far.

[Zoon]

williamp said:

Nowhere near enough metallic flake in the worktop. Deffo council

Extra points for pint can of Stella though!

[V8mate]

Studio117 said:

Steamer said:

Swan strangler still intact: check.

Are those chips or crisps? - Extra council points available for any main meal component consisting of crisps.

I was going to purchase some microwave chips. that was a step too far.

That you were even in the frozen food aisle...

[Studio117]

V8mate said:

Studio117 said:

Steamer said:

Swan strangler still intact: check.

Are those chips or crisps? - Extra council points available for any main meal component consisting of crisps.

I was going to purchase some microwave chips. that was a step too far.

That you were even in the frozen food aisle...

To be fair, the fresh food in sainsbury's is god awful.

[V8mate]

Studio117 said:

V8mate said:

Studio117 said:

Steamer said:

Swan strangler still intact: check.

Are those chips or crisps? - Extra council points available for any main meal component consisting of crisps.

I was going to purchase some microwave chips. that was a step too far.

That you were even in the frozen food aisle...

To be fair, the fresh food in sainsbury's is god awful.

In fairness, fresh food is pretty abysmal across all UK supermarkets. But no distractions, Mr Iceland! ;-)

[shakotan]

Stickyfinger said:

The KING of Council


May be Mega rich...but what a TOTAL

Edited by Stickyfinger on Thursday 27th August 19:41

for tv maybe, but IRL he's a total gent.

Was visiting his mum in hospital and whilst waiting for her to wake up from rest visited the children's section and took time to chat to a mate of mine and his wife about their baby.



Yeah, points off for shades indoors, but still.

[Studio117]

V8mate said:

Studio117 said:

V8mate said:

Studio117 said:

Steamer said:

Swan strangler still intact: check.

Are those chips or crisps? - Extra council points available for any main meal component consisting of crisps.

I was going to purchase some microwave chips. that was a step too far.

That you were even in the frozen food aisle...

To be fair, the fresh food in sainsbury's is god awful.

In fairness, fresh food is pretty abysmal across all UK supermarkets. But no distractions, Mr Iceland! ;-)

[Ste1987]

A celebrity who's really down to Earth and interacts with the general public? Totally council!

[V8mate]

Ste1987 said:

A celebrity who's really down to Earth and interacts with the general public? Totally council!

A celebrity whose PR-mode is always on when out in public, methinks.

[J4CKO]

sutts said:

Yawning or coughing without covering the mouth.

Chewing gum (x1000 if the mouth opens while chewing).

Having bad tooth decay.

Riding quad bikes, mini motorbikes etc. in public parks. Owning them in fact (unless you're a farmer).

Matching track suit top and bottoms, generally in need of a wash.

Mobility scooters.

Apologies if these have already been noted earlier in the thread.

Mobility Scooters, I see what you are getting at but surely that is just down to having a disability, perhaps the proviso should be Mobility Scooter due to self inflicted being a complete mess, I used to work in Rochdale and went in the Tescos, the worlds fattest woman trundling round and the food in her basket was horrendous, she emptied all of the marked down "Finest" Shortbread into it, you never know what has caused someones descent into being like that but that one action kind of summed it up, who needs 8 or 10 marked down shortbread squares each of 400 calories or more ?

As a counterpoint I have a mate with Cerebral Palsy and he has a job, a business on the side, a wife, a child, a house and is definitely not council, well, apart from the odd holiday to Benidorm, and he uses a Scooter.

[jamoor]

Having enough/ not enough money left to the end of the month.

[Stickyfinger]

shakotan said:

for tv maybe, but IRL he's a total gent.

Was visiting his mum in hospital and whilst waiting for her to wake up from rest visited the children's section and took time to chat to a mate of mine and his wife about their baby.



Yeah, points off for shades indoors, but still.

Using a plastic training baby to get a photo with a celeb who cannot tell its plastic because he has his shades on inside and cannot see it's not even plugged in....very council

Edited by Stickyfinger on Saturday 29th August 05:00

[lord trumpton]

watching ITV on a Saturday evening

drinking cans of beer at home

[J4CKO]

lord trumpton said:

watching ITV on a Saturday evening

drinking cans of beer at home

How about a few craft ales whilst the missus watches X Factor ?

[Stickyfinger]

J4CKO said:

How about a few craft ales whilst the missus watches X Factor ?

having a missus who watches X Factor

[Sheets Tabuer]

Referring to your partner/wife as the missus

[Issi]

Happy birthday banners made out of bed sheets, hung on fences or bridges.