Match.com (Volume 6)
Discussion
ChemicalChaos said:
That's all very well and good for people who have a good physique naturally, but when one is cursed with a slow metabolism and a love of fine dining, along with a science degree and lack of money that makes long gym sessions impossible.... then what?
Comments like that make you sound like you're in your 40's or 50's.And/or female.
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Careful. This thread has certain certains...
One is that Matt will prove how wrong it can go, another is that sooner or later it turns into a CB circle-jerk, with all his mates telling the rest of us what a legend he is.
Now here's the thing, there's nothing legendary about fOne is that Matt will prove how wrong it can go, another is that sooner or later it turns into a CB circle-jerk, with all his mates telling the rest of us what a legend he is.
king up numerous relationships, I've just been around the block far too many times to not know how to play the game. CharlesdeGaulle said:
Careful. This thread has certain certains...
One is that Matt will prove how wrong it can go, another is that sooner or later it turns into a CB circle-jerk, with all his mates telling the rest of us what a legend he is.
I don't think any of the CB stuff is a circle-jerk, rather it just provides a bit of fun compared to ripping apart any profile that is shared (in almost all cases deserved)! Actually never had my one done, anyone want to have a go? It's in Norwegian unfortunately, but you can take the piss out of the pictures (album tab, naturally)!One is that Matt will prove how wrong it can go, another is that sooner or later it turns into a CB circle-jerk, with all his mates telling the rest of us what a legend he is.
https://sukker.no/profil/vis/577024/3asywh
Council Baby said:
NRS said:
Apart from Tonker. And CB.
I believe neither of us are on the market, purely acting in an advisory role at this moment in time.Tonks being the wordsmith, welcome back fella
anonymous said:
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If you think I'm going to alter who I am just to impress a girl then you're mistaking me for a 17 year old lad. I wear the clothes I feel suit me, I select shoes which I find pleasing and have never spent more than £100 on a watch for myself. But according to your criteria that makes me some sort of no-hope doofus destined to rediscover his virginity. Given the alternative you portray then I'm fine with that. In any potential future relationship I'm the prize and not the little yappy yes dog begging for approval from the pretty lady. If she wants to be with me then she'll have to meet my standards rather than me jumping through hoops to meet hers. If it's meant to be, then we'll meet somewhere in the middle. If not then I'd rather keep it in my pants than pretend to be something I'm not simply to have a story to impress gullible internet readers.
anonymous said:
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But of course she will have to suit me. Right now, I'm the important one. In future who knows, but I'm not going to alter anything about me now to suit someone I don't know or haven't even met on the off-chance some girl might deign me worthy. If they don't like who I am now chances are I won't like them anyway - but it would be their loss not mine.In your recent advice all you've done is explain how someone should change everything to suit an as yet unknown another, just for the chance of sex. Is sex really so important to you that you'd advise being something you're not just for the chance of it? That doesn't sit right with me at all. What effort are these girls doing to ensure I find them attractive on all levels?
I enjoy relationships, I'm a very nice, considerate and loving person and any girl would be lucky to have me. But relationships (or even one night stands) have never defined me nor given me a validation of my self worth. That comes from who I am and who I am is what's on offer (if I choose to offer it), not some pseudo pastiche lifted from a Teen magazine.
br d said:
Always enjoy Tonkers posts but it's true this is sliding into the silly now, it's starting to sound like a Robert Elms article in The Face.
Quite.While good shoes are always noted, sneering at someone else's lesser footwear just isn't polite.
These are the type of wimmins who turn into Bridezillas. I'm guessing that despite the model looks/figure, and telephone number salary she's still single.
ChemicalChaos said:
That's all very well and good for people who have a good physique naturally, but when one is cursed with a slow metabolism and a love of fine dining, along with a science degree and lack of money that makes long gym sessions impossible.... then what?
Excuses, excuses...you don't need to become a full time gym rat.Half an hour's cardio workout, followed by half an hour of iron pumping.
Split them in two - one for the morning, another for the afternoon.
Hardly difficult - you just have to make it happen (and motivate yourself).
ChemicalChaos said:
That's all very well and good for people who have a good physique naturally, but when one is cursed with a slow metabolism and a love of fine dining, along with a science degree and lack of money that makes long gym sessions impossible.... then what?
Matt- you don't have a science degree. Not until you finish your course.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff