Juvenile things that make you snigger.

Juvenile things that make you snigger.

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wildcat45

8,078 posts

190 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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Honk said:
I believe it's a Viz Profanisorus reference to porn mags.
Yes. I thought everyone got this. Posted it on Facebook and only two Viz-loving friends responded.

Art Pamphlet - AKA one-handed reading matter.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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its been gay week at work recently.

well more specifically, LGBT week. thank god it wasn't compulsory. a bunch of them all wore t-shirts in the staff restaurant the other day pronouncing stuff like

"gay and proud"- " I'm gay, get over it".

one bloke- a 50's over weight man not only had his t-shirt on, but a lurid wig and mirrored sunglasses.

I have no idea what point any of these people were trying to make, as the office/company simply doesn't show any anti LGBT attitudes.

however I don't want it ramming down my throat. I also don't get why someone feels the need to tell everyone they are LGBT.

however, moving onto my snigger........

a LGBT recipe book was sent round to us all at work yesterday by PDF.

yes really..........

obviously it had the title (mostly vegetarian)

given all of the above- the one recipe that did make me laugh out loud was of course

LGBT fish pie.

you can't write comedy like that !

8Ace

2,697 posts

199 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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Honk said:
irocfan said:
I'm assuming it's under the heading "Artists A-Z"
I believe it's a Viz Profanisorus reference to porn mags.
Originally in Bottom I believe, when Eddie spent £1.50 on a second hand copy of Parade that was still in the original wrapper.


irocfan

40,645 posts

191 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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austinsmirk said:
its been gay week at work recently.

well more specifically, LGBT week. thank god it wasn't compulsory. a bunch of them all wore t-shirts in the staff restaurant the other day pronouncing stuff like

"gay and proud"- " I'm gay, get over it".

one bloke- a 50's over weight man not only had his t-shirt on, but a lurid wig and mirrored sunglasses.

I have no idea what point any of these people were trying to make, as the office/company simply doesn't show any anti LGBT attitudes.

however I don't want it ramming down my throat. I also don't get why someone feels the need to tell everyone they are LGBT.

however, moving onto my snigger........

a LGBT recipe book was sent round to us all at work yesterday by PDF.

yes really..........

obviously it had the title (mostly vegetarian)

given all of the above- the one recipe that did make me laugh out loud was of course

LGBT fish pie.

you can't write comedy like that !
fair point wink

Edited by irocfan on Thursday 18th February 14:53

Butter Face

30,412 posts

161 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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kowalski655

14,690 posts

144 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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Just receive d an email with the heading:
"TESCO STD DELIVERY (48HR ) Order‏"
Oh crap,what have I ordered now?smile

Rich1973

1,202 posts

178 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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austinsmirk said:
its been gay week at work recently.


however I don't want it ramming down my throat.
That must have been disappointing for them.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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kowalski655 said:
Just receive d an email with the heading:
"TESCO STD DELIVERY (48HR ) Order?"
Oh crap clap, what have I ordered now?smile
Fixed that for you...smile

AlexC1981

4,940 posts

218 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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austinsmirk said:
its been gay week at work recently.

well more specifically, LGBT week. thank god it wasn't compulsory. a bunch of them all wore t-shirts in the staff restaurant the other day pronouncing stuff like

"gay and proud"- " I'm gay, get over it".

one bloke- a 50's over weight man not only had his t-shirt on, but a lurid wig and mirrored sunglasses.

I have no idea what point any of these people were trying to make, as the office/company simply doesn't show any anti LGBT attitudes.

however I don't want it ramming down my throat. I also don't get why someone feels the need to tell everyone they are LGBT.

however, moving onto my snigger........

a LGBT recipe book was sent round to us all at work yesterday by PDF.

yes really..........

obviously it had the title (mostly vegetarian)

given all of the above- the one recipe that did make me laugh out loud was of course

LGBT fish pie.

you can't write comedy like that !
Sorry, I don't want to derail the thread, but some blokes are embarrassed by their fondness for sausage even though they realise no one really cares. I expect the LGBT week is more a reminder to them to be "gay and proud" and not embarrassed about it or feel the need to keep it secret. I doubt the week is some sort of protest against the company or aimed at you.

Perhaps you could join in by emailing round your special recipe for sausage hotpot. Always goes down a treat! wink

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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What, in the name of The Holy Minge of Macclesfield, is LGBT...?

GOG440

9,247 posts

191 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
What, in the name of The Holy Minge of Macclesfield, is LGBT...?
Lesbian
Gay
Bi
Transexual

Never seen the point of it myself, I dont give a toss what you do as long as it doesnt affect me.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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GOG440 said:
mybrainhurts said:
What, in the name of The Holy Minge of Macclesfield, is LGBT...?
Lesbian
Gay
Bi
Transexual

Never seen the point of it myself, I dont give a toss what you do as long as it doesnt affect me.
Trust the bloody feminists to get in at the front...hehe

ApOrbital

9,985 posts

119 months

Thursday 18th February 2016
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I thought it was a new tv show.

irocfan

40,645 posts

191 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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ApOrbital said:
I thought it was a new tv show.
well I don't doubt they'll cover tv's too wink

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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mybrainhurts said:
What, in the name of The Holy Minge of Macclesfield, is LGBT...?
Have you heard of anything?

...or is this (and your protestations about Kanye West et al) supposed to be some hilarious comedy pastiche of a small-minded old bigot, Alf Garnett style?

ClockworkCupcake

74,826 posts

273 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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GOG440 said:
Lesbian
Gay
Bi
Transexual

Never seen the point of it myself, I dont give a toss what you do as long as it doesnt affect me.
It's like White Male Entitlement - if you don't notice it or think it doesn't happen / doesn't matter then you're probably white and male.

You probably don't see the point of it because (and this is just a wild guess here) you might be male and straight?

AlexC1981 said:
Sorry, I don't want to derail the thread, but some blokes are embarrassed by their fondness for sausage even though they realise no one really cares. I expect the LGBT week is more a reminder to them to be "gay and proud" and not embarrassed about it or feel the need to keep it secret. I doubt the week is some sort of protest against the company or aimed at you.
A very fair point. yes

Personally I don't feel the need to discuss my sexuality and gender identity with my colleagues. They aren't my friends, and I don't feel it is any of their business. I wouldn't expect a colleague to say "my wife and I decided to try Swinging over the weekend" - I simply don't care and have no desire to know.

However, if a colleague felt he'd been living a lie and felt he'd be more comfortable with "coming out" to everyone about being gay then I'd be supportive of that. So really it's all a matter of context and intent.



Edited by ClockworkCupcake on Friday 19th February 09:08

ClockworkCupcake

74,826 posts

273 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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Anyway, back on topic....

In the canteen at work, they do a basic full English Monday to Thursday, and on Friday they do extra items like mushrooms, black pudding, fried slice, etc. that are not available Monday-Thursday. So Friday's are usually a lot busier.

On all days, they cook fried eggs on demand on a frying pan on an electric hotplate.

So in a big queue of people all wanting fried eggs, the lady who was doing the eggs announces "I'll try to fit 5 in at once".

Naturally nobody sniggered or reacted to this. Because that would be very juvenile and puerile and everyone was far too professional. smile


Edited by ClockworkCupcake on Friday 19th February 09:10

Don

28,377 posts

285 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
"I'll try to fit 5 in at once".
Goodness. One in each hand too...

motco

15,990 posts

247 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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ClockworkCupcake said:
Anyway, back on topic....

In the canteen at work, they do a basic full English Monday to Thursday, and on Friday they do extra items like mushrooms, black pudding, fried slice, etc. that are not available Monday-Thursday. So Friday's are usually a lot busier.

On all days, they cook fried eggs on demand on a frying pan on an electric hotplate.

So in a big queue of people all wanting fried eggs, the lady who was doing the eggs announces "I'll try to fit 5 in at once".

Naturally nobody sniggered or reacted to this. Because that would be very juvenile and puerile and everyone was far too professional. smile


Edited by ClockworkCupcake on Friday 19th February 09:10
I did a night course at what was then called Borough Poly in the sixties. The 'refectory' (very greasy spoon) did fried eggs on demand too. No-one would dare giggle if the gargantuan female at the hotplate made even the most obvious double entendre. She'd have eaten them! The eggs were cracked into a pan so hot that they more or less leaped straight out onto the (greasy) plate with the edges of the eggs charred into a sort of dark brown froth. Their buck rarebit was superb though.

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Friday 19th February 2016
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Don said:
ClockworkCupcake said:
"I'll try to fit 5 in at once".
Goodness. One in each hand too...
That's the "Full English"...
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