The lady at work!

[anonymous-user]

Its not all about you, we're all in this together. You're the best mate we ever had and we just want to help, the stuff about lasagne and duck tape that was just the lads joking.....

*whisper* so wheres are you planning it to be then? foo foo or....

[Asterix]

Just remember...

[Jimmy Recard]

Asterix said:

Just remember...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HqY9Ie74v8

Come on OP, we're all in this now.

[Swanny87]

Falsey said:

AdamIndy said:

We need updates as it happens on Friday, preferably with pics. Unless you are making "the beast with 2 backs" we don't need to see that!

We have helped you this far, we need to be kept in the loop!

Has anyone got a GoPro they can dedicate to the cause so we can get a blow-by-blow?

[soad]

The1Driver said:

Don't go bareback?

Are you shooting blanks?

Every girl I've been with, prefers thinner (so much for "ribbed for her pleasure")/no condoms...

[FW18]

OP and his date tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9o1fX2vM8Y

[The1Driver]

soad said:

Are you shooting blanks?

Every girl I've been with, prefers thinner (so much for "ribbed for her pleasure")/no condoms...

I was joking btw. Lol

[The1Driver]

Asterix said:

Just remember...

Good Lord...... :/

Lol

[n90acc]

OP, is it just you going to the pub tonight or are any of your colleagues (mates) from your department going?

[Pixel Pusher]

So I'm guessing you're heading off in about 3 hours or so OP.

Remember to go through your check list.

Top up your deo, got your tic tacs, no stray nose / ear / eyebrow hairs, check teeth for leftover lunch etc.

[AClownsPocket]

Best read in a while.

My missus is looking forward to tomorrow's updates now (read it over my shoulder )

Good luck OP

[Asterix]

AClownsPocket said:

Best read in a while.

My missus is looking forward to tomorrow's updates now (read it over my shoulder )

Good luck OP

The most apt moniker for the thread so far...

[slybynight]

It'll be like a horse eating apples

[craig_m67]

Don't forget to clean the pipes (carefully)!!!

[red_slr]

I am getting pizza and beer in later ready for the update....

[Morningside]

Why did this spring to mind?

[The1Driver]

n90acc said:

OP, is it just you going to the pub tonight or are any of your colleagues (mates) from your department going?

Pub.

Find her to gather more info. If I like the info I receive I'll stick around. If not its off to Hoxton to meet a few mates.

Edited by The1Driver on Friday 2nd October 15:51

[Chris Type R]

The1Driver said:

Pub.

Find here to gather more info. If I like the info I receive I'll stick around. If not its off to Hoxton to meet a few mates.

Had a few practice drinks already ?

[Puggit]

We expect you to crash and burn in style if you don't like the info. Don't run off to Hoxton...

[austinsmirk]

Have you got yr chat worked out ?

Women love topics such as: sci fi, football, mine craft , yr collection of Lego Star Wars models

Or ph topics: powerful v8 petrol cars v diesel.


Don't forget to update this page for tips.

If it goes really well don't forget you have the collective weight of ph behind you when yr on the vinegar strokes and about to wear the jesters shoes.