a bit council

[castex]

popeyewhite said:

redrabbit said:

I was merely observing whilst reading 'Voltaire'.

Misuse of single quotation marks - council.

He means he was reading Club International. That's another use for the old single quoters.
Not knowing that is a bit council, frankly.

[BrabusMog]

OpulentBob said:

When in the UK I regularly do a pub quiz in (well, just outside) Cambridge. I take pride, I THRIVE, in the fact I get the footy/sports/TV rounds correct, and leave the dons and the bright sparks floundering when there is normally only a single classics round for them to nail.

I am, to be honest, council as fk. Piercings, tattoos, I enjoy a good fart.

My name's Bob and I'm a Counciholic.

I think we're quite similar, Robert. I enjoy my beer in cans and my clothes to be casual. Getting my first tattoo done next week at the same time as the missus who already has several. I also just belched and shouted, quite loudly, "get out," as I did so. It's a wonderful life.

[Muffster]

OpulentBob said:

When in the UK I regularly do a pub quiz in (well, just outside) Cambridge. I take pride, I THRIVE, in the fact I get the footy/sports/TV rounds correct, and leave the dons and the bright sparks floundering when there is normally only a single classics round for them to nail.

I am, to be honest, council as fk. Piercings, tattoos, I enjoy a good fart.

My name's Bob and I'm a Counciholic.

Splendid effort Sir. I hope you also chuckle when you let a good fart out.
What's not to laugh at right?

[Vizsla]

popeyewhite said:

Vizsla said:

Trying to sound posh using foreign words - council

Bugger.

Gratuitous swearing - council

[redrabbit]

castex said:

popeyewhite said:

redrabbit said:

I was merely observing whilst reading 'Voltaire'.

Misuse of single quotation marks - council.

He means he was reading Club International. That's another use for the old single quoters.
Not knowing that is a bit council, frankly.

I should have been more specific: "Voltaire: A Life" by Ian Davidson. Sorry for the confusion.

[WD39]

El Guapo said:

Saddle bum said:

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Supper - in that order.

You've almost got the hang of it. Supper is an evening meal eaten in. One goes out for dinner, hence the need to dress.

Does that mean that one eats supper......naked.

[superkartracer]

Vizsla said:

popeyewhite said:

Vizsla said:

Trying to sound posh using foreign words - council

Bugger.

Gratuitous swearing - council

Using x2 ( two ) smiling face ting's , council scumbag .

[Vizsla]

superkartracer said:

Vizsla said:

popeyewhite said:

Vizsla said:

Trying to sound posh using foreign words - council

Bugger.

Gratuitous swearing - council

Using x2 ( two ) smiling face ting's , council scumbag .

Touché (did you see what I did there)

[BrabusMog]

Vizsla said:

superkartracer said:

Vizsla said:

popeyewhite said:

Vizsla said:

Trying to sound posh using foreign words - council

Bugger.

Gratuitous swearing - council

Using x2 ( two ) smiling face ting's , council scumbag .

Touché (did you see what I did there)

Not being able to convey the intended meaning of your post without an emoticon/emoji.... Council.

[Vizsla]

BrabusMog said:

Vizsla said:

superkartracer said:

Vizsla said:

popeyewhite said:

Vizsla said:

Trying to sound posh using foreign words - council

Bugger.

Gratuitous swearing - council

Using x2 ( two ) smiling face ting's , council scumbag .

Touché (did you see what I did there)

Not being able to convey the intended meaning of your post without an emoticon/emoji.... Council.

LOL (don't, please)

[popeyewhite]

redrabbit said:

castex said:

popeyewhite said:

redrabbit said:

I was merely observing whilst reading 'Voltaire'.

Misuse of single quotation marks - council.

He means he was reading Club International. That's another use for the old single quoters.
Not knowing that is a bit council, frankly.

I should have been more specific: "Voltaire: A Life" by Ian Davidson. Sorry for the confusion.

Misuse of quotation marks - council.

"Confusion"? - very council.

[redrabbit]

popeyewhite said:

redrabbit said:

castex said:

popeyewhite said:

redrabbit said:

I was merely observing whilst reading 'Voltaire'.

Misuse of single quotation marks - council.

He means he was reading Club International. That's another use for the old single quoters.
Not knowing that is a bit council, frankly.

I should have been more specific: "Voltaire: A Life" by Ian Davidson. Sorry for the confusion.

Misuse of quotation marks - council.

What? where? Don't make me post a link to some specious grammar site, I see what you're trying to do....

[TheEnd]

4 dot ellipses.

[Axionknight]

Rick_1138 said:

OpulentBob said:

I wouldn't be able to understand 2 words up there - it'd be like Naked Video meets Brookie...

It's alright though, we were both brought up with the expectation that we would have a role requiring to speak to people on the telephone, thus we don't have strong accents.

Unless we are angry or quite drunk, in which case she goes quite northern and i go the full doric.

I'm from Huddersfield and live in Aberdeen, my girlfriend is from Aboyne but we live in Milltimber now - she grew up out in the sticks, proper cheuchter (spelling?) tis' fkin' murder listening to her prattle on when she is drunk, can't understand a word.

[popeyewhite]

redrabbit said:

What? where? Don't make me post a link to some specious grammar site, I see what you're trying to do....

Incorrect use of capitals, as well as ellipses. Sooo comprehensive education.

[wildcat45]

redrabbit said:

Yes, I'll go with that. In which case I apologise to Wildcat for my initial accusation, which I now accept has no basis in fact.

Not knowing the difference implies I am a bit council. Apologising (which would be anathema to council folk) hopefully wipes my slate clean.

Anyway, I'm off to get a £7 haircut...

As I are now council an apology is not enough. I am naturally disgusted - as the council often are - and am after compo (Not the late cast member of the long-running BBC Television series "Last of the Summer Wine" but cold hard cash.)

[Colonial]

Right wing politician signing arm of supporter (below another tattoo) has to be cahncil.

[dudleybloke]

Colonial said:

Right wing politician signing arm of supporter (below another tattoo) has to be cahncil.

Right (bingo) wing.

[PurpleTurtle]

Dipping one's wick in one's stepdaughter .... council!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...

Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.

[Stickyfinger]

PurpleTurtle said:

Dipping one's wick in one's stepdaughter .... council!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3261963/...

Vinnie accused his partner of two and a half years Leanne of cheating on him and claimed that daughter Nevaeh ('Heaven' spelt backwards) wasn't his.

We are so fked in this country ...HOW can we stop them breading ? or can we use them for food in some way ?