a bit council

[schmunk]

Dog Star said:

I know we've had these already, but this just popped up on my FB (council, I know) and it's so gash that I had to put it on here

To vaguely paraphrase Oscar Wilde, "To lose one baby may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness."

#ohsnap #ohnohedidnt

Edited by schmunk on Thursday 8th October 14:14

Edited by schmunk on Thursday 8th October 14:15

[Cliftonite]

Dog Star said:

I know we've had these already, but this just popped up on my FB (council, I know) and it's so gash that I had to put it on here

Don't worry - it is only somewhere like USA where they cannot write the date properly.

[Adenauer]

Logan Tucker

[shakotan]

schmunk said:

Dog Star said:

I know we've had these already, but this just popped up on my FB (council, I know) and it's so gash that I had to put it on here

To vaguely paraphrase Oscar Wilde, "To lose one baby may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness."

#ohsnap #ohnohedidnt

I think they are the time and date of birth, plus a marriage in the middle, rather than 'marking' the baby's death!

[schmunk]

shakotan said:

I think they are the time and date of birth, plus a marriage in the middle, rather than 'marking' the baby's death!

[Zoon]

Five years to conceive?
Surprised they've not charted the IVF dates.

[Neil H]

Dog Star said:

I know we've had these already, but this just popped up on my FB (council, I know) and it's so gash that I had to put it on here

fking hell that is vile. That wall is just crying out to be vomited over.

[littlegreenfairy]

Woman at the GP with her precious new born- Bella Trixy. Like Harry Potter innit. (The precious new born bit is supposed to be tongue in cheek. She was very odd.)

Edited by littlegreenfairy on Thursday 8th October 17:35

[schmunk]

littlegreenfairy said:

Woman at the GP with her precious new born- Bella Trixy. Like Harry Potter innit

How strange...

[littlegreenfairy]

schmunk said:

How strange...

Very good. (Will admit I've never seen/read Harry Potter so I had to google it)

[soad]

Bellatrix is the third brightest star in the constellation Orion.

Not that bright then.

[superkartracer]

One more sleep .

[CoolHands]

I thought it was an Asterix character.

[wildcat45]

Dog Star said:

I know we've had these already, but this just popped up on my FB (council, I know) and it's so gash that I had to put it on here

Having children out of wedlock. Oh dear, the shame. Standards, standards!

EDIT: ignore me, I misread the dates. They are still council though.

Edited by wildcat45 on Thursday 8th October 20:09

[PurpleTurtle]

HTP99 said:

A "gentleman" has just walked past the house; open can of White Lightening in one hand and 4 cans of Strongbow in the other.

It hasn't been updated in years, but the Trampjuice website used to make great reading!

[northwest monkey]

Black leggings.

Aged 16 or 66, size 8 or size 28, it doesn't matter. They are pretty much the clothing of choice for the councilette. Worn with Uggs (fake, obviously), heels, trainers or slippers (while walking round the Co-op) they are ubiquitous.

Normally the very cheap thin ones which means you do also get the occasional glimpse of underwear - or lack of. Not so bad on the size 8, not that great on the size 28.

[austinsmirk]

Back to the subject of names, a certain " clayton" is currently in the news

10/10 on the council scale. How it doesn't have a K is beyond me though.

The death penalty coming back would also be handy.

[jas xjr]

Matt_N said:

Spiffing said:

I heard a woman screaming "Coolio" in the park, turned around to look for the unfortunate pooch, instead I saw a boy around 5 year old getting an earful for feeding the ducks his, rather horrid looking sandwich.
Poor mite.

Words fail me, Coolio?

You'd like to hope the registrar would just refuse to complete the birth certificate when presented with such ridiculous names.

Maybe his dad was an educated fool with money on his mind?

[Twincharged]

Zoon said:

Five years to conceive?
Surprised they've not charted the IVF dates.

People do this thing called "family planning" these days.

[V8mate]

northwest monkey said:

Black leggings.

>twitch<