I did something childish today.

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Mobsta said:

Farted loudly. Someone questioned it. Blamed it on OH. Vehemently denied any responsibility.

That's the way, denial denial denial.

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I didn't think this thead would get this far.

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Greg_D said:

In other news, why does flushing a toilet always make you want a piddle? after my experiment just, i needed a wee i didn't need 1 minute earlier....

I have two fish tanks, one in the lounge one in the dining room. I may or may not have been known to lower the water level in them slightly so the filters make a tinkling sound when my OH has friends round . . .

Awesome
Running water= more running water.

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Love it ,lets hope the balloons are still up when they get back.

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While walking the mutt this morning, we came across a queen bee mating with what I presumed to be a male bee, I bent over for a closer look at the same time gyrating my hips in a pumping action and shouting "go on there son get stuck in there".
Unbeknown to me my wife had carried on walking and a large woman with her dog was just walking by me, hearing my obscenities and looking rather sheepish.

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Just lent my Hover mower to my neighbour, she's been at it for 5 minutes I'll wait a while and then go out and give her the little plastic cutting strip.

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Just lent my Hover mower to my neighbour, she's been at it for 5 minutes I'll wait a while and then go out and give her the little plastic cutting strip.

That went well she's just handed it back to me saying it's broken and can she use the strimmer now then what...

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The Nur said:

You bd!



Is this the same neighbour you lent the weed killer to?

Yes.

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Let the fun commence.

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The neighbors garden after my special weedkiller.

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onesickpuppy said:

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The neighbors garden after my special weedkiller.

Excellent work! I take it she's not suspecting foul play yet?

Well she has, I said that it takes a day or so, but also said because it had been raining recently ,probably best to give it some more.

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Had some silliness at work yesterday, My job is preparing lambs for supermarkets , making sure they are nice and tidy and presentable.
Some might know that lamb st comes in the same form as rabbits, like little round lumps.
Aimed correctly they can end up inside someones wellington boots ,do you see where I'm going with this?
The meat inspector wasn't very happy that day.

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I think you could have done better 5.5 for the effort.

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st sorry I had no idea of the size of that thing.
Top marks that man

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I have feeling I'm going childish tonight.

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Just let a silent but deadly one creep out in the barbers before I left and as I closed the door ,I could hear people moaning.

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If I don't take my Fez off, she can't take me seriously.

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I'm so loving this and don't think I was the only one.

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Just back from taking the dog for a walk before it gets dark, I always talk my Mp3 player with me, volume to the max singing a the top of my voice also the best air guitar the world has ever seen.
Unbeknown to me I had a audience walking 20 yards behind me.
Disgraceful behaviour for a man of my age, huh.

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How's that work, apart from giving you Nan a heart attack?