Tell us something really trivial about your life (Vol 19)

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Lemmonie said:

Gretchen said:

Yes. But will you love me like that in my special place?

Oh yes

Careful.

Gretch's special place is the disabled toilet in Wetherspoons in Grimsby.

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leafspring said:

I fed the pussy some sausage...

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Pixel Pusher said:

Champers!!!

How the devil are you sir?

I happened across a post you made earlier (?) that mentioned The March Violets.

An old favourite of yours?

He goes crazy.

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Vieste said:

Ground beef with stilton and nandos

Nandos?

Crunchy on the outside, working class on the inside, type restaurants?

As an ingredient?

Odd.

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Cake? Lovely.

That'll go nicely after the Dodo steaks with Unicorn pate I'm having for lunch with Gwagon.

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I may have just become a bigger wker than I could imagine.

Someone asked me about my watch, so I gave a description of it.

'Why the fk are you wearing a nine grand watch in the pub?'

"I wasn't going to wear something expensive. "

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CHamphill said:

A* certainly didn't exist when I did my 'O' Levels in 1982 and 'A' Levels in 1984 The only proof of anything I've ever kept is my degree from 1987.

You could do a higher paper than 'A' Level, called an 'S' Level (I did one in economics), not sure of its worth though.

I'm 48 today btw

An 87 degree?

So nearly right.

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23 O Levels.

Just saying.

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michael243 said:

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Also, this was the photo I started with, all I done was change the wheels first time it took me 30 mins to do and the second was only 20 mins

Original

I'd say that's pretty impressive, all in all.

Why didn't you just start with a picture of an Aston though?

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iva cosworth said:

Wotcha cocker.

My flouncing was never going to be permanent......

I was just testing the water...for a week or so

No-one could have predicted that.

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Council Baby said:

An utter pain in the rear.

What goes around...

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CHamphill said:

Pixel Pusher said:

You know exactly what I'm saying.

Do you remember if they did Kings of Speed that night?

I love that track.

To be fair chap, I can only remember Orgone Accumulator and Brainstorm; they may well have done
but I was pretty pished by the end of the support, Lee Aayrron(?)'some american bint memorable only for herncrotch eating her skintight shiny red leggings; no bloke that night could comment on her face

Ever see the Ozrics?

I did twice.

No recollection whatsoever.

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Mr Roper said:

Like I didn't have enough last night......chunk took me to a whiskey distillery.


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I don't like whiskey.

No he didn't.

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Leggings a good choice.
They will help stop you getting graffitied again.

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Vieste said:

Can someone with ps lighten the photo up so we can see her foofing

Pervert.

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Mr Roper said:

Back at the Govan palace....SSS then off salsa dancing.

Fabulous.

You'll have a divine time.

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Chunkymonkey71 said:

Speaking of 'hilarity'

Anyone seen JAYB?

Think he was around earlier.

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leafspring said:

I shall do the work for Chim and see what the marina jobs situation is like up there... I haven't given up on it, but I will have to find a realistic alternative route into the industry.

ETA: My personal favourite quote (and highest) was £18795.08p... it's the odd 8 pence that made me blink

Edited by leafspring on Monday 16th September 14:55

Look, I don't normally do this sort of thing, but if it's the 8p that's the stumbling block, I can help towards that.

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Jack st, chunks.

The expression is 'Jack st'

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Do not discuss your application with anyone.

Genius.