PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

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theguvernor

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Friday 21st November 2014
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Thankfully, my SS put in their email originall that they don't want anything NSFW, however i know they're just saying that to throw me off the scent, so i've gone & ordered them the best rubber fist & biggest bottle of lube i can possibly find!!

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe


Be afraid, be very afraid!

xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

theguvernor

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Monday 24th November 2014
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All of my gifts are purchased, just waiting for them to arrive!

I've been told a parcel has already come for me this morning, i'm not aware of anything i have ordered to home so could be SS?!

theguvernor

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Monday 24th November 2014
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Thanks to my SS, i know exactly who you are though for obvious reasons!
My 'box' came this morning with a message saying i can open the box, but not the contents, only havw to wait a month & 9 hours now to open!!!

theguvernor

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Monday 24th November 2014
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My victims gifts have now also arrived smile

theguvernor

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Tuesday 25th November 2014
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I'm quite surprised by the distinct lack of messages of the day this year :|

theguvernor

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Tuesday 25th November 2014
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BUMP FOR THIS ONE

theguvernor said:
MESSAGES OF THE DAY

WYVERN971 - Your SS is struggling to stalk you, can you pass on some clues or info? Otherwise you will be getting 200 ballpit balls.

theguvernor

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Tuesday 25th November 2014
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Courtesy of Pixel-Snapper:

There's only 29 days and 13 hours to go till the big day.

Traditionally the date to put up ones Christmas decorations is determined by location.
On council housing estates the date falls about the 17th September after Jeremy Kyle but before Loose Women.

Other locations generally aim for about 12 days before and about 8 days after.

NEARLY 60 million Christmas trees are grown each year in Europe.

BEFORE turkey, the traditional Christmas meal in England was a pig's head and mustard.

ASTRONOMERS believe the Star Of Bethlehem, which guided the wisemen to Jesus, may have been a comet or the planet Uranus.

theguvernor

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Tuesday 25th November 2014
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY

TOKYOSEXWHALE - Is your SS correct in thinking you like F1?

theguvernor

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Tuesday 25th November 2014
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY

TOKYOSEXWHALE - Are you also willing to travel?

theguvernor

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Tuesday 25th November 2014
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CARREAUCHOMPEUR - I gather you're partial to a bit of single track. Please describe your biggest, and most recent 'off'. Bonus points if non-life threatening blood injuries were sustained.

theguvernor

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Wednesday 26th November 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO TROC - Your package will leave the UK tomorrow, you may unwrap the outer packaging as it has a nicely wrapped inner gift. smile

Edited by theguvernor on Wednesday 26th November 12:07

theguvernor

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Wednesday 26th November 2014
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Gifts are purchased, wrapped & boxed ready for posting, whenever i can be bothered to go to the post office!

theguvernor

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Wednesday 26th November 2014
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY

FAO GOG440 - Your fist, sorry, presents, will at some point be on their way to you over the next week or so.
You may open the box, as the presents inside are individually wrapped, you may then open these on Xmas day.

theguvernor

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Monday 1st December 2014
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So seeing as it is the 1st December today, i thought it only fair to upload a snap shot of my received gifts from my SS.
There's 3 in total, with 2 envelopes smile



I will say thank-you to my SS now, as i know who you are, until i open them wink

theguvernor

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Monday 1st December 2014
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Brilliant, now back to Christmas you bunch of bds.


theguvernor

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Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO Major Fallout - Your SS has basically stalked the st out of you, and you don't really allude to anything you like in paticular, your SS knows you're very much into vintage cars, but he's stumped.
Do you fancy dropping him some hints?

Or you could potentially receive a chilli infused rubber fist.

theguvernor

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Tuesday 2nd December 2014
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO GOG440 - Your gift is now on it's way, despite the battle-axe at the post office giving your SS the spanish inquisition.

theguvernor

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Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY

FAO COZMCRAE- Your SS would like you to confirm whether you've received your gift or not?

theguvernor

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Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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I spent double the budget excluding postage hehe

theguvernor

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Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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MESSAGE OF THE DAY
FAO Miss Diane - What are your favourite sweets?