PH Secret Santa 2015 - The Santae Strike Back
Discussion
Viperz888 said:
The Moose said:
MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
Vipers888
Your SS would like to know if you've received your parcel. Apparently it's quite delicate and shouldn't rattle at all. [Obviously a glass pink dildo]
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Yes, thank you! Received earlier this week. Have just checked it for lack of rattle.Vipers888
Your SS would like to know if you've received your parcel. Apparently it's quite delicate and shouldn't rattle at all. [Obviously a glass pink dildo]
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Will update the spreadsheet asap
My gift will be going out next week, need to spend some time with the wrapping.
PS apologies for No Card as I literally am living in a cardboard box factory having just moved house
MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
troc
Your SS would like to let you know that you can open the outer box and the card. Your SS also added not to worry if anything inside starts ticking on the 24th December at 6pm
St3ven1
You can take the brown paper off the box to reveal the wrapped gift inside.
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Planet Claire
You can open the first (larger) box on Wednesday 16th December, not before, not after. The second box (inside box 1) is for Christmas day.
Make good use of the first gift in the larger box, but maybe save a small bit for use with the gift in the second box.
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
Lazadude
Lazadude, you should have by now received another communication (non glittery) and maybe a parcel...
Could you confirm? I have my doubts re Royal Fail
AxGizmo
Apparently it is not a butt plug - it is actually a sweet potato. I'm sure rabbit might enjoy it. However, considering rabbit's attempt to violate Xmas presents... You're more than welcome to use it on the rabbit!
Also, small squishy present is best kept away from potential rabbit violation...
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
Rutter
Your parcel is on the way, look out for the UPS man tomorrow! Gifts are individually wrapped inside the box.
2gins
Your SS present is on its way. You may open the box. There is a card with further instructions. You may open the card also. Happy Christmas.
Ho Ho Ho.
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
Adenauer
Direct from your SS as I can't really work out what's being asked!!
"I've spent rather more than planned, so can I have it delivered it to the Curry House for NYE instead please?"
Antonia
Your parcel is on it's way. You can open the first layer (brown paper box). The xmas wrapping is underneath.
Did you receive the first gift (flat square)? If so, you can open it now!
Pot Bellied Fool
Your parcel should be delivered by the Royal Mail tomorrow. Open stuff...until you come across the PH wrapping and then don't go any further!
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
shirt
Your gift is on the way direct from the supplier. So it should be there on time but the delivery window was put as 22nd-29th of December so it may be late
Matttracker
I have been asked by your SS to check whether you're still alive? Present sent ages ago and not entirely sure whether it has arrived.
Your posting habits are hit and miss to say the least. If you're still with us it'd be grand to know!
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
Eski
Your presents arrived with your SS last night. One of them is much larger than expected!
They'll be amalgamated, re-wrapped and sent by a decent tracked courier asap.
peanuthead
Your present has been dispatched today with ParcelForce. Good luck!
Pot Bellied Fool
Royal Mail tried to deliver today but noone was in.
Jimmy Recard
You have a trial shipment on the way. It needs to be opened immediately, there are some Iains inside that will probably be getting short of air. Being magical creatures the Elves didn't consider this aspect.
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Edited by The Moose on Thursday 10th December 16:38
MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
Benni
Benni mate, it's your SS.
I've done f
ked up pal So part of your SS present was going to be an amazing selection of my favourite local ales. Dude, they are literally awesome. If you can imagine, just for a moment, drinking from the bosom of Katie Upton herself; these ales taste even more amazing than that.
I was excited for you, genuinely. I know how terrible the beer is in Germany and I thought I was doing you a massive favour.
Whilst wrapping, I decided to check my email from The Moose to confirm the address....
'Dislikes: Alcohol'
I'm crestfallen. I feel physical pain knowing I have failed in my duty to thoroughly stalk my SS. To make matters worse, I need to post this out tomorrow lunchtime to guarantee it's arrival.
Good news though, I now have a s
t load of my favourite beer....Other good news, I've improvised the last part of your present. I'm going to be honest Benni, it's pretty weird s
t....Love, your failure of a SS
[Benni's SS: If you fancy, I'll give you my address and you can spread the love!!]
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MESSAGES OF THE DAY!
Wildoliver
Your parcel is with Hermes on their 3 day delivery service where they will no doubt use it for a bit of warehouse golf (you will understand when you see the package) before delivering it at some point in the next few days. The delivery box can be opened and the rest will probably require some kind of fireplace setup.
Merry Christmas!
eltax91
Package has been posted today (Friday 11th) 1st class recorded.
You may open the grey post packaging, but obviously not the parcel inside
Hope you like it! You may well be confused when you see it, but there's sound logical reasoning behind it
TheJimi
You should receive his box in a couple of days. You can open the box and the card.
Hugo A Gogo
Can you confirm whether you eventually got your SS Gift as you mentioned that your daughter turned away the Postman with your gift?
Probably should have put your real name on the parcel :-(. SS
AndBurg
Your SS has had to open a dispute on eBay for the main part of your present. If it doesn't arrive soon, something else will be found. Ordered 30th Nov grr. Something will be coming!
n3il123
Ho Ho Ho. DPDs finest shall be delivering tomorrow, present wrapped inside. Outer packaging can be removed!
EVERYONE!!
I'm away for a couple of days so any SS messages will be posted on Sunday evening. Have a good weekend people
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Edited by The Moose on Friday 11th December 16:18
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