Girls/women writing kisses in cards

Girls/women writing kisses in cards

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Some Gump

12,729 posts

187 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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Jbumping for update.

Is op on the register yet?

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40,079 posts

197 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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I'm guessing it's been a while since the OP has had a girlfriend......

Biggriff

2,312 posts

285 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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Two choices: find out a bit more about her. Is she single? Not a rug muncher? No string of ex SAS boyfriends. If all ok ask her to go for a drink/meal/ gig etc.

Or

admit she really is just a nice person and has as much interest in you as a Theresa May has of shagging Jeremy Corbyn.

GloverMart

11,874 posts

216 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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Fact 1. It's the sort of thing I'd do. silly

Fact 2. I'm single. frown

Meridius

1,608 posts

153 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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Why didnt you knock on the door and give her the card and champagne yourself instead of sticking it in the meter box laugh

What I reckon is that its you who fancies her but she thinks you're a bit of a weirdo and is just being polite to her new neighbours.

BlueFiestaST

9,080 posts

166 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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Knock on her door and ask her if she wants to share the chocolates. Also take a bottle of wine.
Sorted.

Topbuzz

222 posts

181 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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An X on any form of communication means you've been given the green light to "grab them by the pussy". It is a limited time offer so maybe you'll have to shell out on some more booze though.

soad

32,943 posts

177 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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InductionRoar said:
soad said:
Took me a while... hehe
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Trabi601

4,865 posts

96 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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NorthDave said:
I suggest popping round for tea completely naked. That X is code for "do what you want". After the initial surprise she'll be putty in your hands.

Trust me, what could go wrong.


YKIMS.

craigjm

18,028 posts

201 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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She touched my arm for two Mississippi's



She is only being friendly OP

FreeLitres

6,055 posts

178 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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All that jazz said:
What is the PH Collective's (and OH's) thoughts on this 'x' sorcery in cards from females you don't really know? I still call bullst on it and don't think it means anything but my mate is convinced that she's laid out on a plate for me and I'm letting it go to waste. I don't particular fancy her but I could be persuaded to give her a slap and a tickle if I've got a bit of time spare hehe.
This thread has potential!

Next week - "The checkout girl in Lidl brushed past my arm with the broccoli, does she want sex with me?"

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

187 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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FreeLitres said:
This thread has potential!

Next week - "The checkout girl in Lidl brushed past my arm with the broccoli, does she want sex with me?"
I got asked by a checkout lady if I wanted a poke. Apparently, in Aberdeen, poke is a shopping bag....

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40,079 posts

197 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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I got slapped by the assistant in Asda when I asked for a quiche.

Apparently it's not pronounced "quickie"....

s3fella

10,524 posts

188 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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Op, she sounds like she enjoys the "communal entrance".

I cannot see that anyone's not asked what she looks like!

egor110

16,928 posts

204 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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smileymikey said:
In Somerset the guys quite often end a text message with a x to another guy. one to two x's means absolutely nothing, three to a relative stranger is getting slightly warmer but were not talking fifty shades here.I wouldn't read anything into it if I were you.
Your not from down Exmoor way are you wink

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Sunday 9th October 2016
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FreeLitres said:
All that jazz said:
What is the PH Collective's (and OH's) thoughts on this 'x' sorcery in cards from females you don't really know? I still call bullst on it and don't think it means anything but my mate is convinced that she's laid out on a plate for me and I'm letting it go to waste. I don't particular fancy her but I could be persuaded to give her a slap and a tickle if I've got a bit of time spare hehe.
This thread has potential!

Next week - "The checkout girl in Lidl brushed past my arm with the broccoli, does she want sex with me?"
Broccoli. That could mean many things. Apart from the green vegetable.

All that jazz

Original Poster:

7,632 posts

147 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Some Gump said:
Jbumping for update.

Is op on the register yet?
hehe Nope! yikes Actually been away in Norwich where I already have a casual bird hence why I'm not fussed either way with the new neighbour.

Genuinely laughing out loud at some of the replies, particularly this one as I'm well versed on the long-standing oxo joke :

Glenrobbo said:
May I suggest that you send send her a message with 'OXO' on the bottom and await her response?
rofl

Anyway, my suspicions unanimously confirmed that the 'x' means diddly squat which is what I thought all along. No "updates" to give as I've only just got back and obviously not seen her since I posted here. I'll probably see her at some point this week and will thank her for the choccies but I'm not expecting anything more exciting than some idle neighbourly chitchat. smile

moanthebairns

17,988 posts

199 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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jonah35 said:
Lol. Just me that finds your post creepy?!
This has to be a wind up. Champers, Waitrose, being fked off after a few days of not getting a thank you for a gift, "joking" about getting a card back. I cringed during most of this.

I don't believe anyone who would attempt to nail a 20-30 year old would actually read into a kiss on a card. Honest to fk. I mean really, when was the last time you met a member of the female species under 50. The fact that some people take this seriously shows how socially awkward most are to the female sex.

She's moved in, she appreciates the gift, she's returned the favour, probably with a box of old chocolates she didn't really want from a birthday or more than likely which she has received in as a house warming gift from a friend.

That's it, she'd have given them to you personally if she wanted something. Not left a note. All this says is, please take my bins out when I'm on holiday.

Of course you could do what anyone else would, chat to her more, build a relationship and then see instead of thinking that she is some sort of milk tray woman, who wants to rodger you after showing up with a box of chocolates and a black turtleneck.

why do men assume because a woman is nice back they want their hole.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

101 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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I changed my Facebook profile picture yesterday (yes, I can be that shallow)

Within 20 minutes, I had 7 likes, all of them from women and none of whom are my wife.

I believe that this too constitutes the fact that they all fancy me and I've got the tacit "green light" should I ever need it. Not that I will need it.

craigjm

18,028 posts

201 months

Monday 10th October 2016
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Shakermaker said:
I changed my Facebook profile picture yesterday (yes, I can be that shallow)

Within 20 minutes, I had 7 likes, all of them from women and none of whom are my wife.

I believe that this too constitutes the fact that they all fancy me and I've got the tacit "green light" should I ever need it. Not that I will need it.
Whenever someone shares one of those silly "who is your future wife / crush / secret shag etc" type things on FB and I click on it for a laugh to see who it matches me with 9 times out of 10 it puts me with the same woman who is a friends wife...... Maybe I am in hehe