PH Secret Santa 2023 - Times are still hard

PH Secret Santa 2023 - Times are still hard

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Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,232 posts

196 months

Wednesday 11th October 2023
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x5tuu said:
Jules Sunley said:
BoRED S2upid said:
I’m in! Not put off by being missed out last year as you guys are legends. And this year I’ve found the joys of TEMU so hold onto your hats for some Chinese tat !!!
Oh god, the amount of times adverts for that bloody app come up on my phone it drives me mental. No I don't want to download your app for the promise of a free drone that might never appear so you can access my social media feeds and spam my contacts! Rant over...
I may or may not have a small TEMU addiction - delivery on all my orders has been super-quick too with lots of tracking info ... im yet to be disappointed ... cant wait to order some PHSS23 tat!
Just spent 5 minutes there, what an amazing place!

Not only can I buy a ‘Emergency Car Escape Tool’ at the bargain price of 58p! (Cheapness is always something I think of when buying my last-resort option to say alive), but I can buy a I Love Hot Moms cap too!?! cloud9


BoRED S2upid

19,816 posts

242 months

Wednesday 11th October 2023
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
x5tuu said:
Jules Sunley said:
BoRED S2upid said:
I’m in! Not put off by being missed out last year as you guys are legends. And this year I’ve found the joys of TEMU so hold onto your hats for some Chinese tat !!!
Oh god, the amount of times adverts for that bloody app come up on my phone it drives me mental. No I don't want to download your app for the promise of a free drone that might never appear so you can access my social media feeds and spam my contacts! Rant over...
I may or may not have a small TEMU addiction - delivery on all my orders has been super-quick too with lots of tracking info ... im yet to be disappointed ... cant wait to order some PHSS23 tat!
Just spent 5 minutes there, what an amazing place!

Not only can I buy a ‘Emergency Car Escape Tool’ at the bargain price of 58p! (Cheapness is always something I think of when buying my last-resort option to say alive), but I can buy a I Love Hot Moms cap too!?! cloud9

Job done I’d say let’s be honest we all love cats and hot moms smile

andburg

7,394 posts

171 months

Wednesday 11th October 2023
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BoRED S2upid said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
x5tuu said:
Jules Sunley said:
BoRED S2upid said:
I’m in! Not put off by being missed out last year as you guys are legends. And this year I’ve found the joys of TEMU so hold onto your hats for some Chinese tat !!!
Oh god, the amount of times adverts for that bloody app come up on my phone it drives me mental. No I don't want to download your app for the promise of a free drone that might never appear so you can access my social media feeds and spam my contacts! Rant over...
I may or may not have a small TEMU addiction - delivery on all my orders has been super-quick too with lots of tracking info ... im yet to be disappointed ... cant wait to order some PHSS23 tat!
Just spent 5 minutes there, what an amazing place!

Not only can I buy a ‘Emergency Car Escape Tool’ at the bargain price of 58p! (Cheapness is always something I think of when buying my last-resort option to say alive), but I can buy a I Love Hot Moms cap too!?! cloud9

Job done I’d say let’s be honest we all love cats and hot moms smile
not neccesarily......i dislike cats and there are people potentially in here who prefer hot dads, or even quality non stick cookware, each to their own!

BoRED S2upid

19,816 posts

242 months

Wednesday 11th October 2023
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andburg said:
BoRED S2upid said:
Captain Raymond Holt said:
x5tuu said:
Jules Sunley said:
BoRED S2upid said:
I’m in! Not put off by being missed out last year as you guys are legends. And this year I’ve found the joys of TEMU so hold onto your hats for some Chinese tat !!!
Oh god, the amount of times adverts for that bloody app come up on my phone it drives me mental. No I don't want to download your app for the promise of a free drone that might never appear so you can access my social media feeds and spam my contacts! Rant over...
I may or may not have a small TEMU addiction - delivery on all my orders has been super-quick too with lots of tracking info ... im yet to be disappointed ... cant wait to order some PHSS23 tat!
Just spent 5 minutes there, what an amazing place!

Not only can I buy a ‘Emergency Car Escape Tool’ at the bargain price of 58p! (Cheapness is always something I think of when buying my last-resort option to say alive), but I can buy a I Love Hot Moms cap too!?! cloud9

Job done I’d say let’s be honest we all love cats and hot moms smile
not neccesarily......i dislike cats and there are people potentially in here who prefer hot dads, or even quality non stick cookware, each to their own!
Not cats! Cars lol hate cats.

andburg

7,394 posts

171 months

Friday 13th October 2023
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bump bump bump it up bump it up like a


morgs_

1,663 posts

189 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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I apologise in advance to my Santa, as I have been even less active than last year.

I will say however, that hasn't stopped previous santae finding out a frankly scary amount of things hehe

Tango13

8,547 posts

178 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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morgs_ said:
I apologise in advance to my Santa, as I have been even less active than last year.

I will say however, that hasn't stopped previous santae finding out a frankly scary amount of things hehe
The quick and easy way to shop for a PHSS victim is to find your local Asian supermarket and buy them some weird noodles. If my victim has kept a low profile this year I'll be posting the snail flavour noodles yes

Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,232 posts

196 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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Tango13 said:
morgs_ said:
I apologise in advance to my Santa, as I have been even less active than last year.

I will say however, that hasn't stopped previous santae finding out a frankly scary amount of things hehe
The quick and easy way to shop for a PHSS victim is to find your local Asian supermarket and buy them some weird noodles. If my victim has kept a low profile this year I'll be posting the snail flavour noodles yes
I may have sent someone a locked ammo box filled with teeny tiny polystyrene balls and a single £10 Greggs voucher before whistle

xmas

andburg

7,394 posts

171 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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Captain Raymond Holt said:
I may have sent someone a locked ammo box filled with teeny tiny polystyrene balls and a single £10 Greggs voucher before whistle

xmas
pfft amatuer my aunt manages to fill ever card/ gift with 1kg of glitter or cut foil sprinkles

bristolbaron

4,907 posts

214 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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morgs_ said:
I apologise in advance to my Santa, as I have been even less active than last year.

I will say however, that hasn't stopped previous santae finding out a frankly scary amount of things hehe
My favourite over the years was finding someone’s reviews on an escort site rofl

andburg

7,394 posts

171 months

Monday 16th October 2023
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My favourite was sending an anonymous secret card to a business email my victim never anticipated being found rofl

Master Bean

3,716 posts

122 months

Tuesday 17th October 2023
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I accidentally wore my "I use a firm hand stroke to get my bell up" T Shirt to Pilates last night. Much embarrassment and explaining Church Bell Ringing innuendo.

andburg

7,394 posts

171 months

Tuesday 17th October 2023
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And the chilli fist has evolved

BBC said:
In lab tests at Winthrop University in South Carolina, Pepper X registered an average of 2,693,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU), which is more than one million units hotter than Mr Currie's previous innovation, the Carolina Reaper which averaged 1,641,183 SHU

Mr Currie is one of only five people who has eaten an entire Pepper X.

"I was feeling the heat for three and a half hours. Then the cramps came," Mr Currie told the Associated Press.

"Those cramps are horrible. I was laid out flat on a marble wall for approximately an hour in the rain, groaning in pain."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-67136085

M1K3

2,928 posts

186 months

Wednesday 18th October 2023
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Master Bean said:
I accidentally wore my "I use a firm hand stroke to get my bell up" T Shirt to Pilates last night. Much embarrassment and explaining Church Bell Ringing innuendo.
biglaugh


M1K3

2,928 posts

186 months

Wednesday 18th October 2023
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Wow nostalgia looking at the old threads, still don't know who sent me this in 2020 biglaugh

geeks

9,268 posts

141 months

Wednesday 18th October 2023
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M1K3 said:
Wow nostalgia looking at the old threads, still don't know who sent me this in 2020 biglaugh
Yeah its not got less creepy with time that one hehe

Tango13

8,547 posts

178 months

Wednesday 18th October 2023
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Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,232 posts

196 months

Thursday 19th October 2023
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Tango13 said:
Mmmmmmm

Looks tasty!

Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,232 posts

196 months

Thursday 19th October 2023
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geeks said:
M1K3 said:
Wow nostalgia looking at the old threads, still don't know who sent me this in 2020 biglaugh
Yeah its not got less creepy with time that one hehe
A photo which is only beaten by CSV eek

Captain Raymond Holt

Original Poster:

12,232 posts

196 months

Sunday 22nd October 2023
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xmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmasxmas

Just under two weeks to go!

Hope no one got too wet this week (fnarr fnarr)



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