Chat up lines/topics of conversation for pulling
Discussion
koolchris99 said:
I find lying is the best way...
i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
The only problems I have with this one.....i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
I don't look like I model for Primark let alone D&G..... and i'm on a night out in Rotherham.
Dan_1981 said:
koolchris99 said:
I find lying is the best way...
i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
The only problems I have with this one.....i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
I don't look like I model for Primark let alone D&G..... and i'm on a night out in Rotherham.
One I used before and it worked
Queueing to get into a place in Bournemouth (my hometown) on quite a cold Saturday night, a girl in front with her friends started coughing, but not seriously.
I leant forward and said, "That sounds like you need some Vick rubbing in to your chest - you shouldn't really be out on the town."
She looked at me, smiled and said, "I think you could be right, but isn't Vick a bit old fashioned?"
I replied, "Not at all. My name's Vic by the way ...."
She laughed, her mates laughed and the ice was well and truly broken.
And yes, I did - for the following few months too.
koolchris99 said:
i model for D+G,
http://www.dgbus.co.uk/Intriguing approach, all the ladies love a bus driver.
Have you ever seen one who doesn't have a Snickers bar/Kit Kat Chunky available at a moment's notice? Usually in a sort of shoulder holster.
5potTurbo said:
Dan_1981 said:
koolchris99 said:
I find lying is the best way...
i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
The only problems I have with this one.....i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
I don't look like I model for Primark let alone D&G..... and i'm on a night out in Rotherham.
One I used before and it worked
Queueing to get into a place in Bournemouth (my hometown) on quite a cold Saturday night, a girl in front with her friends started coughing, but not seriously.
I leant forward and said, "That sounds like you need some Vick rubbing in to your chest - you shouldn't really be out on the town."
She looked at me, smiled and said, "I think you could be right, but isn't Vick a bit old fashioned?"
I replied, "Not at all. My name's Vic by the way ...."
She laughed, her mates laughed and the ice was well and truly broken.
And yes, I did - for the following few months too.
that's one is a good one.BarnatosGhost said:
koolchris99 said:
I find lying is the best way...
i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
Is that a lie?i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
though used to live on the river in sands end and drunk girls don't know the difference.
Original Poster said:
A mate told me a very good one that she had done to her in America a few months ago...
A bloke walked up to her and said "are you a vet by any chance?"
She said "no, why?"
He then proceeded to make a swan shape with his arm whilst flexing his muscle (do it and it will make sense) and said "because this swan, is sick"
For the oldies amongst us, sick=amazing
So using that. I always get my guns out because it's ironic as they're more like spud guns. A bloke walked up to her and said "are you a vet by any chance?"
She said "no, why?"
He then proceeded to make a swan shape with his arm whilst flexing his muscle (do it and it will make sense) and said "because this swan, is sick"
For the oldies amongst us, sick=amazing
Always gets a laugh.
Last time I tried a chat up line of sorts. I went up to two birds, with a compeltely serious face, asked them if I could get their attention for a moment. They of course were staring at me by then not knowing what the f
k i am on about. I then burst into a comedy dance and asked them what they think.
They thought it was very good and we spent the evenng chatting and joking about. Though I wasn't after a shag, sicne I was there with a mixed company and I just wanted to breakaway from the awkwardness while they get to know each other, I don't think I could have beeded either of them (just thought I'd add that last comment so that the thread is not ALL about how everyone seems to end up fking women despite the sttiest chat up lines)
k i am on about. I then burst into a comedy dance and asked them what they think.They thought it was very good and we spent the evenng chatting and joking about. Though I wasn't after a shag, sicne I was there with a mixed company and I just wanted to breakaway from the awkwardness while they get to know each other, I don't think I could have beeded either of them (just thought I'd add that last comment so that the thread is not ALL about how everyone seems to end up f
king women despite the sttiest chat up lines)isee said:
Last time I tried a chat up line of sorts. I went up to two birds, with a compeltely serious face, asked them if I could get their attention for a moment. They of course were staring at me by then not knowing what the fk i am on about. I then burst into a comedy dance and asked them what they think.
That is Funny... Like it k i am on about. I then burst into a comedy dance and asked them what they think.
koolchris99 said:
BarnatosGhost said:
koolchris99 said:
I find lying is the best way...
i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
Is that a lie?i model for D+G, i live in chelsea, blah blah blah..
Only works on sluts you never want to see again after the morning, but it does work
though used to live on the river in sands end and drunk girls don't know the difference.
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