Dumped......

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Far better than sex. IMHO

[bonsai]

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

I have a JPG that proves otherwise... although I sense a trap.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

bonsai said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

I have a JPG that proves otherwise... although I sense a trap.

[Dave200]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Far better than sex. IMHO

You're clearly doing the 'sex' thing wrong.

[Justayellowbadge]

bonsai said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

I have a JPG that proves otherwise... although I sense a trap.

Look up. 3 posts above yours.

[stefd]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Far better than sex. IMHO

You've only had st sex then.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Dave200 said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Far better than sex. IMHO

You're clearly doing the 'sex' thing wrong.

Nah. Not me!

[prand]

My GF dumped me because she preferred my car to me!

[ewenm]

bonsai said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

I have a JPG that proves otherwise... although I sense a trap.

Are you the photographer or the subject?

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

prand said:

My GF dumped me because she preferred my car to me!

I dumped my last BF because he was SCARED of my car, LOL!

[WorAl]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

prand said:

My GF dumped me because she preferred my car to me!

I dumped my last BF because he was SCARED of me driving my car, LOL!

EFCompleteA

[Castrol Craig]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

bonsai said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

I have a JPG that proves otherwise... although I sense a trap.

[Justayellowbadge]

prand said:

My GF dumped me because she preferred my car to me!

She could rely on the car getting her where she wanted to go.

Can the same be said of you?

There you go then.

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

WorAl said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

prand said:

My GF dumped me because she preferred my car to me!

I dumped my last BF because he was SCARED of me driving my car, LOL!

EFCompleteA

Yep, there was a lot of "slow the fk down" type whimpering going on, which is why the tt had to go.

[Silent1]

Justayellowbadge said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

The banhammer is readied.

Delivered

[Plotloss]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Dave200 said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Far better than sex. IMHO

You're clearly doing the 'sex' thing wrong.

Nah. Not me!

Have you tried introducing glue and rivets to your sex life?

[fido]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/agony-aunt/...

is someone from the Mash reading PH .. note references to 'pistons' and 'crankshafts' ?

[Plotloss]

fido said:

'pistons'

I only mixed up the car and the Mrs the once.

Apparently she wasn't german and had no desire to be.

[WorAl]

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

WorAl said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

prand said:

My GF dumped me because she preferred my car to me!

I dumped my last BF because he was SCARED of me driving my car, LOL!

EFCompleteA

Yep, there was a lot of "slow the fk down" type whimpering going on, which is why the tt had to go.

I would if you were doing more than 20mph too

[Tow Vehicle Rqrd]

Plotloss said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Dave200 said:

Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:

Neil H said:

You can't have sex with a car.


I just thought I'd throw that out there.

Far better than sex. IMHO

You're clearly doing the 'sex' thing wrong.

Nah. Not me!

Have you tried introducing glue and rivets to your sex life?

Would it help, do you think?