Bright Ideas

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Torquey

1,897 posts

229 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Alfanatic said:
Combine an exercise bike with a Wii or Playstation, add some Tour De France stages and adjust the resistance depending on whether you're going uphill or downhill. Record best times for routse and allow online racing and downloadable courses.
Better still, combine it with Google
Streetview for the ultimate virtual cycle tour!

If someone steals this idea and makes their millions, please at the
very least just send me a free, complete and working example.
I've thought of something similar too while doing (virtual) spinning classes.

Surely it can't be hard to connect
each bike to race against each other through a TdF stage or through new york shown on projector.
Would make excersise great fun.

RosscoPCole

3,336 posts

175 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Central locking for your house. Have a blipper so no need to look for keys.

neelyp

1,691 posts

212 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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We already get juice in concentrate form, just dilute to taste.
With the huge market in bottled water surely concentrated water is the next big thing.
Think of the savings in packaging, transport and manufacturing costs.
All you would have to do is mix it with the stuff that comes out the kitchen tap. To taste.

Genius, that's me.

Light n Hairy

529 posts

188 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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RosscoPCole said:
Central locking for your house. Have a blipper so no need to look for keys.
Already happens..
http://www.home-security-action.co.uk/central-lock...

JohnnyJones

1,727 posts

179 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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What about spending some of the revenue from road tax on....the roads! Genius, then cars would no longer be damaged by potholes and motorcyclists wouldn't be afraid to go out on their motorbikes!

Cotty

39,659 posts

285 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Odie said:
A solar powered torch, 2 bright ideas in one. Berdumchaa.
You can already buy one of those
http://www.wigglywigglers.co.uk/shop/product.html?...

911motorsport

7,251 posts

234 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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I'm already part way down the road with this one: Clip on Charcoal odour filters for Microwave ovens. Produced in 3 sizes, they clip on the vent grille of your microwave to stop the house stinking of steamed veg, curry, fish etc.

Another one I've been experimenting with is Neon gas filled double glazing units. They can be switched on at night to light the house from the windows. Does away with conventional lighting, and curtains yes

Edited by 911motorsport on Saturday 4th September 10:32

sunbeam_alpine

6,960 posts

189 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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stitched said:
A tube which goes by the front door, it analyses my breath to identify me then if the alcohol level is over a certain level it opens the door for me, locks the bedroom and opens the spare room.
That's an absolute non-starter. If you're married, your wife will perform this function perfectly well. If you're not married, you don't need it.

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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I had an idea for a prickly ball to replace the one in your mouse to clear all the gunge out of it...market is shrinking now cos of optical mice so prolly not worth the dev costs....

Cotty

39,659 posts

285 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Pothole said:
I had an idea for a prickly ball to replace the one in your mouse to clear all the gunge out of it...market is shrinking now cos of optical mice so prolly not worth the dev costs....
It already exists, I have used one. Prickly ball and a prickly mousemat for it to grip to. Move the mouse around in circles then replace with the original ball. Job done

grimfandango

372 posts

186 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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RosscoPCole said:
Central locking for your house. Have a blipper so no need to look for keys.
But only if your house lights flash on and off when you lock/unlock your house! winkbiggrin


Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Cotty said:
Pothole said:
I had an idea for a prickly ball to replace the one in your mouse to clear all the gunge out of it...market is shrinking now cos of optical mice so prolly not worth the dev costs....
It already exists, I have used one. Prickly ball and a prickly mousemat for it to grip to. Move the mouse around in circles then replace with the original ball. Job done
bd, I should have done it when the idea first occurred about 6 years ago!

GingerWizard

4,721 posts

199 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Comfortably Dumb said:
papabear said:
ok here's my 2p's worth.

So you want to fly to Australia, you don't fancy 24hrs cooped up in a plane with the kids screaming nor do you fancy staying overnight on-route to break the journey??

My idea is simple yet brilliant! Before I explain you must first ignore all concept of running costs.

Shuttle launch into orbit. Dock in Papa's Space Station. Enjoy shopping, tennis, movies, walks and generally being in space, while all the time the space station is slowly positioning itself while the world spins before re joining the shuttle for the drop down to Oz.


Form an orderly que
I'd rather take a Scramjet and do it in 2 hours... yes
only problem being you would need a SR71 Black bird to launch it, and flight time has only been achieved for about 10 secs at the moment. I believe the properties of a scram jet engine would mean you would do it a damn sight quicker then 2 hours.... the speed is exponential is it not?

The Riddler

6,565 posts

198 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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Alfanatic said:
Combine an exercise bike with a Wii or Playstation, add some Tour De France stages and adjust the resistance depending on whether you're going uphill or downhill. Record best times for routse and allow online racing and downloadable courses.

Better still, combine it with Google Streetview for the ultimate virtual cycle tour!

If someone steals this idea and makes their millions, please at the very least just send me a free, complete and working example.
I've heard a rumour that the new Gran Tourismo game on the X-Station will eventually have a feature where you buy a box, fit it to your road/track car, go to any of the tracks featured in the game, do your laps then when you get home you can upload the data to your Play-Box and race against yourself. smile

Not the same, but made me remember the above.

cazzer

8,883 posts

249 months

Saturday 4th September 2010
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vit4 said:
People powered power stations.
Now, if anybody is a blatant dole scrounger (eg, on benefits for 6 months or so) then they have a choice; either work for the power station for minimum wage or lose their benefits. Make it more appealing than the dole, say some sort of 'clubcard' scheme where not only do you earn your wage but for each hour worked you earn a 'point', which can later be cashed in for Butlins holidays, fags etc. 30 minute shift on the bike, 10 minute break. Repeat for 9 hours.


Been done...they just didn't hook it up to a genny.