The What Would You Do If You Were Invisible? Thread

[Colin 1985]

Give Miliband a slap in the face on live TV.

Steal a nuke and post it back to them for a laugh, might also keep some for personal use.

Raid the evidence locker.

Oh, and theres this girl...

[Hip2Bsquare]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I'd sneak into my ex's house, wait until she went to bed, then just sit and watch her sleep.

Move stuff around whilst you are there; maybe write messages in the mist on the bathroom mirror so she see them next time it fogs up when she showers?

[Getragdogleg]

mybrainhurts said:

Then I'd sit in the back of vonhosen's car and rewire him...

I think Vonhosen is a sort of KITT from Knight Rider, the man is just the front for the mega computer who is really in charge except sometime back in the 80s the logic circuits got damaged and only hard protocol comes out now.

Or he is just Mr Logic from Viz.

Getting back to the invisible thing, I think I would go on a mission to find out all the national secrets i could. sit in number 10 while meetings were going on. i would also put red contact lenses in, That would freak observant people out.

[RedexR]

Fix Factor studios - pull every cable out possible at the moment of transmission , then closely follow Cheryl Cole about the rest of the time.

[BlackVanGirl]

Get into the World Bank and erase a selection of national debts.

Investigate a few people suspected of doing Bad Things who've defied conventional methods.

Go and play at Google.

Plus all the usual perving, natch.

[Colin 1985]

If you had a piss I assume it remains invisible until it hits the target? If so I think Obama might have an embarrassing moment in his presidential address.

Edit: Also next time Derek Acorah (you know - that half wit who thinks he can speak to the dead) is ballsting someone about ghosts I would throw random objects at him and some of that brown smelly ectoplasm, st him right up.

Edited by Colin 1985 on Tuesday 19th October 23:35

[maser_spyder]

You're a vindictive lot!

Bugger everybody else, I'd spend the time doing all the things I always wanted to do but couldn't.

Probably via robbing a few banks on the way.

[DJC]

Wedgie CMD and Little Nicky during the Spending Review

[ZesPak]

(almost) all of the above and:

Mess with speed camera's all over the country. Make them cost money instead of earning. Due to constant repairs.

Oh and flatten the tyres of any mobile speed camera unit I can find .

[mybrainhurts]

ZesPak said:

Oh and flatten the tyres of any mobile speed camera unit I can find .

I'd be inside them, kicking over the piddle buckets...

[Bonnie and Clyde]

I'd go in mens changing rooms and play with thier willy's
ETA just tickle them for a second, not full on play

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Wednesday 20th October 20:41

[N88]

parapaul said:

general sneaking about.

[Chemical Matty]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I'd go in mens changing rooms and play with thier willy's
ETA just tickle them for a second, not full on play

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Wednesday 20th October 20:41

Oh hi Clyde

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Chemical Matty said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I'd go in mens changing rooms and play with thier willy's
ETA just tickle them for a second, not full on play

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Wednesday 20th October 20:41

Oh hi Clyde

Hi Matty xx

[dfen5]

Would have to steam up up (breath on) a window and write "Boo!"

[Silent1]

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I'd go in mens changing rooms and play with thier willy's
ETA just tickle them for a second, not full on play

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Wednesday 20th October 20:41

Their willy's what?

[Bonnie and Clyde]

Silent1 said:

Bonnie and Clyde said:

I'd go in mens changing rooms and play with thier willy's
ETA just tickle them for a second, not full on play

Edited by Bonnie and Clyde on Wednesday 20th October 20:41

Their willy's what?

[Petrolhead_Rich]

Assuming it would be temporary....

Sort out my bank account.

Gym Locker Room (female)....

Sit and wait for burglars, car thieves etc and make sure they remain where they are until the police get there...
(baseball bat swinging in mid air and a voice from nowhere saying sit the fk down bh sort of thing)

Sort out some prisoners (lethal injection while they sleep kinda thing...)

etc etc etc.

P.S. some odd ones on here....

[WorAl]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I'd sneak into my ex's house, wait until she went to bed, then just sit and watch her sleep.

You are now gay AICMFP

[NoNeed]