The PistonHeads knowledge test

[snowy slopes]

Sunglasses Ron said:

911motorsport said:

If you were having a BBQ who would you NOT invite and why?

A fat spoilt kid who pushes into the queue for the chicken.

That was one of cara van man's better rants

[Castrol Craig]

Shaw Tarse said:

Twincharged said:

Shaw Tarse said:

He pissed in the kettle?

This one has gone unanswered so far...

Anyone know?

nOPe

was it not 911 himself?

[Shaw Tarse]

Castrol Craig said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Twincharged said:

Shaw Tarse said:

He pissed in the kettle?

This one has gone unanswered so far...

Anyone know?

nOPe

was it not 911 himself?

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=507284&mid=85240&i=0&nmt=Caught%20peeing%20in%20the%20kettle.&mid=85240

[shirt]

sneijder said:

Lesley ?

yes, but his username is? wonder if he still posts, bit wet but an amazing effort to restore that urraco to the standard he [and his mummikins] did.

[Dupont666]

Shaw Tarse said:

Dupont666 said:

911motorsport said:

snowy slopes said:

911motorsport said:

shirt said:

who couldn't understand why owning a lambo and looking like midge ure did not add up to drowning in fanny?

It's coming back to me...........

Surely not you again??

Nope, not guilty on this one

urraco something or other.... his mommy came to his defence and got it deleted

Pizza face?

urraco 250 s

[Animal]

Shaw Tarse said:

Oxo tower.
MX5
Kick him in the face.
Pearl necklace.
BMW Remapped.
Nuke from orbit.
Thanks but no thanks!

You've omitted the wingéd horse of chav tat and finding a Tuscan in your garden.

[5678]

Shaw Tarse said:

Twincharged said:

Shaw Tarse said:

He pissed in the kettle?

This one has gone unanswered so far...

Anyone know?

nOPe

[shirt]

Dupont666 said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Dupont666 said:

911motorsport said:

snowy slopes said:

911motorsport said:

shirt said:

who couldn't understand why owning a lambo and looking like midge ure did not add up to drowning in fanny?

It's coming back to me...........

Surely not you again??

Nope, not guilty on this one

urraco something or other.... his mommy came to his defence and got it deleted

Pizza face?

urraco 250 s

winner!

[911motorsport]

Good one Shirt.

NOW SRs question.........

snotrag said:

Question - "I'm 17 and I need a small economical car to commute across the city in, what do you recommend?"

"Have you thought about a Corvette?"

Says....?

[shirt]

its 300bhp/ton

[Galileo]

Can we just skip to THE big question?


Will it take off?

[Zod]

Militant anti-smoker, BMW-hating driver of a green Ferrari Mondial who told us all that women lusted after him at petrol stations. Ran computer fairs. Owned dodgy jumper and got into constant thread battles.

[shirt]

Galileo said:

Can we just skip to THE big question?


Will it take off?how many of the ph women are actually good looking

efa. you ain't seen me, right?

[The Hypno-Toad]

Animal said:

Shaw Tarse said:

Oxo tower.
MX5
Kick him in the face.
Pearl necklace.
BMW Remapped.
Nuke from orbit.
Thanks but no thanks!

You've omitted the wingéd horse of chav tat and finding a Tuscan in your garden.

You also forgot;

Predator
Nazi Bunker
Match.com

[GTIR]

Had sex with the neighbours dog.



Oops. Sorry wrong thread.

Edited by GTIR on Friday 29th October 20:55

[911motorsport]

Zod said:

Militant anti-smoker, BMW-hating driver of a green Ferrari Mondial who told us all that women lusted after him at petrol stations. Ran computer fairs. Owned dodgy jumper and got into constant thread battles.

Sounds like I've missed a cracker there!

[911motorsport]

GTIR said:

Had sex with the neighbours dog.

CW7

[Shaw Tarse]

GTIR said:

Had sex with the neighbours dog.

I hope you enjoyed it!

[shirt]

911motorsport said:

Zod said:

Militant anti-smoker, BMW-hating driver of a green Ferrari Mondial who told us all that women lusted after him at petrol stations. Ran computer fairs. Owned dodgy jumper and got into constant thread battles.

Sounds like I've missed a cracker there!

come on, that's well easy. surely it's JAYB!


think its my question anyhoo - who started a massive thread about whether he should start boffing the girl he worked with who'd just split with her her bloke, updated us through every stage until he was actually seeing her, then thought he got away with it and the thread has died a death?

[Cotty]

Zod said:

Militant anti-smoker, BMW-hating driver of a green Ferrari Mondial who told us all that women lusted after him at petrol stations. Ran computer fairs. Owned dodgy jumper and got into constant thread battles.

Buciebaby