Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[deeen]

sparkythecat said:

deeen said:

What do you call 10 Essex girls, one on top of another?

The height of stupidity?

Shag pile.

[fatboy18]

deeen said:

sparkythecat said:

deeen said:

What do you call 10 Essex girls, one on top of another?

The height of stupidity?

Shag pile.

Silicone mountain?

[turbobloke]

fatboy18 said:

deeen said:

sparkythecat said:

deeen said:

What do you call 10 Essex girls, one on top of another?

The height of stupidity?

Shag pile.

Silicone mountain?

A pylon?

[Monkeylegend]

turbobloke said:

fatboy18 said:

deeen said:

sparkythecat said:

deeen said:

What do you call 10 Essex girls, one on top of another?

The height of stupidity?

Shag pile.

Silicone mountain?

A pylon?

I'm going out on a limb here but I reckon the answer is shag pile.

[turbobloke]

Monkeylegend said:

turbobloke said:

fatboy18 said:

deeen said:

sparkythecat said:

deeen said:

What do you call 10 Essex girls, one on top of another?

The height of stupidity?

Shag pile.

Silicone mountain?

A pylon?

I'm going out on a limb here but I reckon the answer is shag pile.

Who knew

[Monkeylegend]

What do you call 10 Essex boys laid one on top of the other?

[B'stard Child]

Monkeylegend said:

What do you call 10 Essex boys laid one on top of the other?

Laminate or Plywood?

[JustinF]

Thick Pile

[iwantagta]

turbobloke said:

Monkeylegend said:

turbobloke said:

fatboy18 said:

deeen said:

sparkythecat said:

deeen said:

What do you call 10 Essex girls, one on top of another?

The height of stupidity?

Shag pile.

Silicone mountain?

A pylon?

I'm going out on a limb here but I reckon the answer is shag pile.

Who knew

A block of flaps?

[PoleDriver]

I got a brand new hedge-trimmer today.
It's state of the art cutting hedge technology

I'd saved up to buy it in my hedge fund!

[EarlOfHazard]

PoleDriver said:

I got a brand new hedge-trimmer today.
It's state of the art cutting hedge technology

I'd saved up to buy it in my hedge fund!

[PoleDriver]

[mybrainhurts]

iwantagta said:

turbobloke said:

Monkeylegend said:

turbobloke said:

fatboy18 said:

deeen said:

sparkythecat said:

deeen said:

What do you call 10 Essex girls, one on top of another?

The height of stupidity?

Shag pile.

Silicone mountain?

A pylon?

I'm going out on a limb here but I reckon the answer is shag pile.

Who knew

A block of flaps?

Silicone stress test

[YankeePorker]

[ColinM50]

The Tijuana philharmonic orchestra were booked to play Pink Floyd's "The wall" during the inauguration ceremony but was cancelled when President Trump said he's not paying for it.

[Vipers]

[PoleDriver]

My son has just come home carrying a sofa and an arm chair. He said, "Someone has just given me these."
So I've grounded him.
I've warned him about accepting suites from strangers.

[EarlOfHazard]

PoleDriver said:

My son has just come home carrying a sofa and an arm chair. He said, "Someone has just given me these."
So I've grounded him.
I've warned him about accepting suites from strangers.

haha

[PoleDriver]

Paddy broke into a shop last night and walked out with a load of pictures.

The cheapest was £180,000.






It was an estate agents.

[Laurel Green]

PoleDriver said:

Paddy broke into a shop last night and walked out with a load of pictures.

The cheapest was £180,000.






It was an estate agents.