Juvenile things that make you snigger.
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Antony Moxey said:
Chris Evans this morning telling Moira Stewart a tale about holding up traffic filming for Top Gear in Ireland this past weekend. After saying about a chat he had with a local motorist, did I really hear Moira Stewart ask him if he took the motorist off for a nosh somewhere?!?!
Yes, I heard it too! I think she meant "for some nosh" (at least I hope she did!!)
I've just been for a walk round the block for a quick escape from the office. Whilst doing this I was listening to some tunes on 'shuffle' on the iPod.
A little way into the walk, 'Convoy' by C W McCall came on. About 30 sec into it, just as it was getting going, around the corner came three old chaps driving almost identical mobility scooters in line astern. Two of the old boys were even wearing baseball caps.
Laugh? I nearly pissed myself etc.
A little way into the walk, 'Convoy' by C W McCall came on. About 30 sec into it, just as it was getting going, around the corner came three old chaps driving almost identical mobility scooters in line astern. Two of the old boys were even wearing baseball caps.
Laugh? I nearly pissed myself etc.
Overtook a car yesterday with a bumper sticker: 'I'm speeding cos I need a poo'.
He stopped at the same petrol station as me & was ahead in the queue to pay; cashier must have wondered why I was giggling when he asked if they had a toilet! It wasn't helped when she said they didn't have one.
He stopped at the same petrol station as me & was ahead in the queue to pay; cashier must have wondered why I was giggling when he asked if they had a toilet! It wasn't helped when she said they didn't have one.
thismonkeyhere said:
I've just been for a walk round the block for a quick escape from the office. Whilst doing this I was listening to some tunes on 'shuffle' on the iPod.
A little way into the walk, 'Convoy' by C W McCall came on. About 30 sec into it, just as it was getting going, around the corner came three old chaps driving almost identical mobility scooters in line astern. Two of the old boys were even wearing baseball caps.
Laugh? I nearly pissed myself etc.
Just wait until todays generation of road racer cyclists have mobility cars .. they will be 3 abreast... and giving abuse to everyone.A little way into the walk, 'Convoy' by C W McCall came on. About 30 sec into it, just as it was getting going, around the corner came three old chaps driving almost identical mobility scooters in line astern. Two of the old boys were even wearing baseball caps.
Laugh? I nearly pissed myself etc.
saw an article yesterday about the Pope making a trip to the Island of Lesbos, and taking a number of residents back to the Vatican to live.
I am not sure I would have been able to resist, if I were an newspaper editor, a headline along the line of "Pope takes a dozen Lesbians home!"
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/...
I am not sure I would have been able to resist, if I were an newspaper editor, a headline along the line of "Pope takes a dozen Lesbians home!"
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/apr/...
ChemicalChaos said:
Antony Moxey said:
Chris Evans this morning telling Moira Stewart a tale about holding up traffic filming for Top Gear in Ireland this past weekend. After saying about a chat he had with a local motorist, did I really hear Moira Stewart ask him if he took the motorist off for a nosh somewhere?!?!
Yes, I heard it too! I think she meant "for some nosh" (at least I hope she did!!)
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