Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)

[glenrobbo]

Dilligaf10 said:

I might pop in to say cello

You can get there on the Tuba.

[glenrobbo]

Is there lots of trumpet?

[PoleDriver]

Avoid it on a Saturday night! The place gets taken over by an extremist right-wing group who call themselves "Cor, Anglais"!

[glenrobbo]

What night do the have the Concert Ge Bow?

[davhill]

I suppose all things must brass but it's the kind of thing that wood wind you up. Given harp a chance I 'd bar it and baton down the hatches. But there's no need to fret.

[PoleDriver]

Give it up, puns are obviously not your forté!

[Laurel Green]

We Got By, no more.

[simoid]

All these hours of puns, it woodwind anyone up eventually.

[TheExcession]

Laurel Green said:

We Got By, no more.

What are you trying to orchestrate?

[Laurel Green]

TheExcession said:

Laurel Green said:

We Got By, no more.

What are you trying to orchestrate?

A dirge. Perhaps down at the old Fiddlers Elbow.

[PoleDriver]

Can't you guys conduct yourselves with a little more decorum?

[glenrobbo]

Fugue off!

[glenrobbo]

Last time I was there at the Fiddle, a couple of people were Mozart- Brahms & Liszt.

Edited to correct composition.

Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 13th February 10:39

[glenrobbo]

I vowed not to go Bach.

[JustinF]

I've googled it, that pub doesn't exist!
They're just stringing you along!

[glenrobbo]

'course it exists you bassoon! If it's on the internet, it must be true.

( I'll just go and make some enchoiries over on the South Bank.)

[Evangelion]

I'll let you off for these musical puns, you're obviously a first ofFender.

[wiliferus]

This is getting plucking stupid now.

[simoid]

There will be violins(e) soon I fear.

[glenrobbo]

Descant go on much longer. Or is it a prelude to something worse?