Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
How do you tell if the stage is level?
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"
An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."
The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth.
How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
"Hey, how about we try one of my songs?"
An Indian chief and a cavalry captain climb to the top of a tall hill and look out upon the entire Indian tribe. The captain says worriedly, "I don't like the sound of those drums." The chief says, "I know. It's not our regular drummer."
An amateur drummer died and went to heaven. He was waiting outside the pearly gates when he heard the most incredible fast and furious drumming coming from within.
Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
Immediately he recognized the playing and rushed to ask St. Peter if that was Buddy Rich playing drums inside the gates. St. Peter responded: "No, that's God. He just thinks he's Buddy Rich."
JustinF said:
omniflow said:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we have a separate thread for puns in response to jokes, and keep this thread purely for jokes. Then I can totally ignore the puns thread, and only bother to read the jokes thread.
I think you'll find a lack of symphony for your position.NoNeed said:
JustinF said:
omniflow said:
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE can we have a separate thread for puns in response to jokes, and keep this thread purely for jokes. Then I can totally ignore the puns thread, and only bother to read the jokes thread.
I think you'll find a lack of symphony for your position.sorry to chime in
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