A bit council (Vol 6)
Discussion
Dan Singh said:
gtidriver said:
A friend of mine was a Manager at a B&Q and told me about the time that people damaged the customers toilet so it was placed out of order. Children used the display toilets instead and someone took a s
t in a display wardrobe. what freaked him the most was there was a the huge turd but no toilet roll. yuck.
While at university my son works part time in Wickes. When he was at the Dartford branch, someone shat in one of the bathroom display toilets. t in a display wardrobe. what freaked him the most was there was a the huge turd but no toilet roll. yuck.After 2 minutes, I shouted, "I've run out of bog roll. Can someone go get some for me"
Person at the front of the queue thought I was serious.
nismocat said:
Fallingup said:
Swearing - Council.
My Australian mates add fk or fking every other word. It's like they all have tourettes.They also say
a hell of a lot. "All right " "You " but it's just a greeting like saying mate. They also birp a lot.Australia - council.
k. Given the number of families with kids around I just thought "
" Pit Pony said:
nismocat said:
Fallingup said:
Swearing - Council.
My Australian mates add fk or fking every other word. It's like they all have tourettes.They also say
a hell of a lot. "All right " "You " but it's just a greeting like saying mate. They also birp a lot.Australia - council.
k. Given the number of families with kids around I just thought "
" Everyday a teacher has to stand by them to keep their potty mouths under control
So sad that they are parents
hidetheelephants said:
Pit Pony said:
x5tuu said:
Take a trip to Knowsley Safari Park, wind your window down, jobs a goodun. ds will steal the wipers and probably go for the door mirrors as well. Get in the house and they’ll wreck it.
Nick your glasses, hat, any thing they can get their hands on. Mostly happens to tourists and it a financial transaction; items returned for food.
Booted one in the head a few years back as it tried to take my daughter’s ice cream.
jdw100 said:
Come and live where we do and see how much fun they are.
Get in the house and they’ll wreck it.
Nick your glasses, hat, any thing they can get their hands on. Mostly happens to tourists and it a financial transaction; items returned for food.
Booted one in the head a few years back as it tried to take my daughter’s ice cream.
PARKLIFEGet in the house and they’ll wreck it.
Nick your glasses, hat, any thing they can get their hands on. Mostly happens to tourists and it a financial transaction; items returned for food.
Booted one in the head a few years back as it tried to take my daughter’s ice cream.
Spare tyre said:
jdw100 said:
Come and live where we do and see how much fun they are.
Get in the house and they’ll wreck it.
Nick your glasses, hat, any thing they can get their hands on. Mostly happens to tourists and it a financial transaction; items returned for food.
Booted one in the head a few years back as it tried to take my daughter’s ice cream.
PARKLIFEGet in the house and they’ll wreck it.
Nick your glasses, hat, any thing they can get their hands on. Mostly happens to tourists and it a financial transaction; items returned for food.
Booted one in the head a few years back as it tried to take my daughter’s ice cream.
I may have led a sheltered life but when necessary, camping, hiking, etc.
al fresco pooping was a private thing, one gathered your bog roll and
the Times crossword book, and uttered Capt. Oates fateful words,
" I am just going outside, I may be sometime ".
Now with our modern, diverse society, with people
from all sorts of cultural and ethnic backgrounds, just watch
where you tread in your high st. is all i'm saying
al fresco pooping was a private thing, one gathered your bog roll and
the Times crossword book, and uttered Capt. Oates fateful words,
" I am just going outside, I may be sometime ".
Now with our modern, diverse society, with people
from all sorts of cultural and ethnic backgrounds, just watch
where you tread in your high st. is all i'm saying
Nethybridge said:
I may have led a sheltered life but when necessary, camping, hiking, etc.
al fresco pooping was a private thing, one gathered your bog roll and
the Times crossword book, and uttered Capt. Oates fateful words,
" I am just going outside, I may be sometime ".
Now with our modern, diverse society, with people
from all sorts of cultural and ethnic backgrounds, just watch
where you tread in your high st. is all i'm saying
It’s funny you should mention thatal fresco pooping was a private thing, one gathered your bog roll and
the Times crossword book, and uttered Capt. Oates fateful words,
" I am just going outside, I may be sometime ".
Now with our modern, diverse society, with people
from all sorts of cultural and ethnic backgrounds, just watch
where you tread in your high st. is all i'm saying
During lockdown we had a toddler to amuse, she liked to wake up at 4 as they do
Popping into the city centre at 6am caused great amusement, looking in shop windows, climbing on benches etc. when it’s quiet and things are not grabbing your attention the amount of turds everywhere was an eye opener
Edited by Spare tyre on Wednesday 15th May 16:28
Spare tyre said:
It’s funny you should mention that
During lockdown we had a toddler to amuse, she liked to wake up at 4 as they do
Popping into the dirty centre at 6am caused great amusement, looking in shop windows, climbing on benches etc. when it’s quiet and things are not grabbing your attention the amount of turds everywhere was an eye opener
We are slowly but surely turning into a 3rd world country During lockdown we had a toddler to amuse, she liked to wake up at 4 as they do
Popping into the dirty centre at 6am caused great amusement, looking in shop windows, climbing on benches etc. when it’s quiet and things are not grabbing your attention the amount of turds everywhere was an eye opener
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