A bit council Vol 2

[Don1]

oceanview said:

I have seen a few cars around (particularly cheap, st things) with "my family" stickers on the back, that have matchstick like figures that seem to represent the people/animals in that family??

Very naff and council and why would anyone give a fk that you've got 2 kids and a dog??!! Bizarre.

It did make me chuckle though, when I saw a beat-up old Ford Ranger pick-up with a " My Family" sticker which then showed 5 guns starting with a fking great rifle down to a handgun!

[csd19]

Don1 said:

oceanview said:

I have seen a few cars around (particularly cheap, st things) with "my family" stickers on the back, that have matchstick like figures that seem to represent the people/animals in that family??

Very naff and council and why would anyone give a fk that you've got 2 kids and a dog??!! Bizarre.

It did make me chuckle though, when I saw a beat-up old Ford Ranger pick-up with a " My Family" sticker which then showed 5 guns starting with a fking great rifle down to a handgun!

[TorqueVR]

Used breast implants - surely this belongs here!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[Jonmx]

TorqueVR said:

Used breast implants - surely this belongs here!

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Showing initiative rather than binning them, but definitely council.

[kowalski655]

Who would buy them?
They can't be reused,at least not by a reputable surgeon. Maybe some perv who gets off on feeling them?
Either way, purchaser will be council too.

[DaveGoddard]

A woman I know who complains on Facebook that she never seems to have money to put fuel in her car or feed her kids properly (and has another on the way, of course) and has just posted on there saying she plays the National Lottery by direct debit.

[Willy Nilly]

Some Essex bint yesterday in an ageing L322 Range Rover, resplendent in sky blue paint and rimz.

[Ari]

oceanview said:

I have seen a few cars around (particularly cheap, st things) with "my family" stickers on the back, that have matchstick like figures that seem to represent the people/animals in that family??

Very naff and council and why would anyone give a fk that you've got 2 kids and a dog??!! Bizarre.

It did make me chuckle though, when I saw a beat-up old Ford Ranger pick-up with a " My Family" sticker which then showed 5 guns starting with a fking great rifle down to a handgun!

Absolutely this! Normally on a chavvy Zaffera. Classic look at MEMEMEMEME! Expecting the rest of the world to be impressed.

[Vaud]

DaveGoddard said:

A woman I know who complains on Facebook that she never seems to have money to put fuel in her car or feed her kids properly (and has another on the way, of course) and has just posted on there saying she plays the National Lottery by direct debit.

You can click on their feeds and select "hide post" or "hide all from..." without unfriending them.

[anonymous-user]

Or you can just delete Facebook.

Same result, only with infinitely more dignity.

[Vaud]

OpulentBob said:

Or you can just delete Facebook.

Same result, only with infinitely more dignity.

For me, FB is quite handy for me to stay in touch with friends dotted around the world. Email use to work - but for a small network of friends (no work colleagues)... it works well. Plus the local village intel is very handy, better than the legacy Parish Council notice board.

[V8mate]

PH disappoints again.

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

[anonymous-user]

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Feel sorry for the chap having his car damaged, but...

Leased Audi, insured through Elephant?

Council.

[nonsequitur]

OpulentBob said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Feel sorry for the chap having his car damaged, but...

Leased Audi, insured through Elephant?

Council.

some of us are opulent, some not so.

[BelfastBlack]

A couple I know are soon to be getting married and I decided to check out the hotel to see where it is and what it's like. When I went to have a look at the rooms I got a bit of a council surprise. The honeymoon suite has a sunken jacuzzi in it.

So what you say...
No no. I mean IN the bedroom, beside the bed, not in the ensuite.

[anonymous-user]

Wtf? Almost as weird as a carpeted bathroom.

By the way, if you piss on the carpet, what are you supposed to do?

[Mr Snrub]

BelfastBlack said:

A couple I know are soon to be getting married and I decided to check out the hotel to see where it is and what it's like. When I went to have a look at the rooms I got a bit of a council surprise. The honeymoon suite has a sunken jacuzzi in it.

So what you say...
No no. I mean IN the bedroom, beside the bed, not in the ensuite.

The jacuzzi is seemingly the only place you would be able to see the tv as well

[Colonial]

OpulentBob said:

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

Feel sorry for the chap having his car damaged, but...

Leased Audi, insured through Elephant?

Council.

That's pretty petty and poor form on your behalf.

Sneering at those who are less fortunate and kicking people while they are down. Council.

[CoolHands]

BelfastBlack said:

A couple I know are soon to be getting married and I decided to check out the hotel to see where it is and what it's like. When I went to have a look at the rooms I got a bit of a council surprise. The honeymoon suite has a sunken jacuzzi in it.

So what you say...
No no. I mean IN the bedroom, beside the bed, not in the ensuite.

Recessed downlights in bedrooms....council

[FredAstaire]

sleepera6 said:

Wtf? Almost as weird as a carpeted bathroom.

By the way, if you piss on the carpet, what are you supposed to do?

lay a hand towel on the wet patch and walk around on it