Juvenile things that make you snigger.

[EnglishTony]

^^^ answers on a postcard please.

[shakotan]

0llie said:

MartG said:

Wonderful description in this ad

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-SMART-ROADSTER-PIEC...

The ad said:

apparently some little muscley cross fit wker with a goaty is now smashing my ex..

And over 441k page views!

eBay advert said:

I am 6"4 and 32 stone

No wonder your wife left you for a muscle-bound crossfit bloke, you fat .

[8Ace]

Approaching Ascot from Virginia Water, there are signs up for those attending this weeks racing, saying "Display Passes Now". Somebody got some yellow paper and covered the P.

Given the supposed high society nature of this event, I laughed far more than I should have.

[Vocal Minority]

MartG said:

Laughed more than is decent for that one

[yellowjack]

8Ace said:

Approaching Ascot from Virginia Water, there are signs up for those attending this weeks racing, saying "Display Passes Now". Somebody got some yellow paper and covered the P.

Given the supposed high society nature of this event, I laughed far more than I should have.

'Supposed' high society nature is quite correct. It's a great time of year to be a cyclist or pedestrian around Ascot and all down the A30. Well, it is if you like the occasional flash of the breasts of some ageing lardy orange slapper out of the sunroof of a pink stretched Hummer or 300C. Not so great for your tyres or the paws of your dog, though, as it takes a while (if they do it at all) for the LA to clean up the mess from the litter and broken bottles thrown from said Chavvy limos...

...and folk complain that Goodwood FoS has gone downhill?

Ascot (and to be fair, most 'premium' race meetings) have turned into carnage in recent years, just an excuse to get pissed, fight and make a mess.

[omgus]

^^^^

Ascot week can fk off!


On topic.

[dudleybloke]

[toasty]

dudleybloke said:

Fnarrr!

[DavieW]

Saw this reflection in the bathroom mirror in the hotel.

[WD39]

dudleybloke said:

Japan is full of sniggers. My first experience was a soft drink, 'Pocari Sweat.'

[WD39]

DavieW said:

Saw this reflection in the bathroom mirror in the hotel.

Iron Man a previous occupant?

[Trabi601]

WD39 said:

Japan is full of sniggers. My first experience was a soft drink, 'Pocari Sweat.'

I had to have that when selecting a cold drink from a vending machine.

[mybrainhurts]

[CR6ZZ]

[ApOrbital]

[Chevykevv]

ApOrbital said:

Have another.

[coopedup]

Brilliant

[Cupramax]

[ClockworkCupcake]

PHer Tony Hetherington posted these to Facebook. He and Guy Pettit are on their way down to Le Mans as we speak.

Top effort, guys.

Edited by ClockworkCupcake on Thursday 16th June 10:02

[chemistry]

It is sometimes said that gun owners are 'compensating for something' and so these always make me snigger. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the JKhan Noblesse:



http://www.airgunbuyer.com/Showproducts.asp?cat=Ai...