Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 8)
Discussion
mickk said:
A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant "Did you smell that food?" she asked "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a 'kind hearted Scotsmen' he thought what the hell, I'll treat her!
So they walked past it again.
My new boss is Scottish, keep them coming, he loves it!Being a 'kind hearted Scotsmen' he thought what the hell, I'll treat her!
So they walked past it again.
vx220 said:
mickk said:
A Scotsman and his wife walk past a swanky new restaurant "Did you smell that food?" she asked "It smells absolutely incredible!"
Being a 'kind hearted Scotsmen' he thought what the hell, I'll treat her!
So they walked past it again.
My new boss is Scottish, keep them coming, he loves it!Being a 'kind hearted Scotsmen' he thought what the hell, I'll treat her!
So they walked past it again.
Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Vipers said:
Old Scottish joke spoken in a Glaswegian accent.
Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Vipers, why would he call his hen "John Thomas?" Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Don't you mean "Look at this cock."?
![wink](/inc/images/wink.gif)
![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Old Scottish joke spoken in a Glaswegian accent.
Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Vipers, why would he call his hen "John Thomas?" Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Don't you mean "Look at this cock."?
![wink](/inc/images/wink.gif)
![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
Fluffsri said:
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Old Scottish joke spoken in a Glaswegian accent.
Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Vipers, why would he call his hen "John Thomas?" Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Don't you mean "Look at this cock."?
![wink](/inc/images/wink.gif)
![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
Doofus said:
Fluffsri said:
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Old Scottish joke spoken in a Glaswegian accent.
Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Vipers, why would he call his hen "John Thomas?" Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Don't you mean "Look at this cock."?
![wink](/inc/images/wink.gif)
![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
![](http://thumbsnap.com/sc/U5F7IgUl.jpg)
K12beano said:
Doofus said:
Fluffsri said:
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Old Scottish joke spoken in a Glaswegian accent.
Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Vipers, why would he call his hen "John Thomas?" Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Don't you mean "Look at this cock."?
![wink](/inc/images/wink.gif)
![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
![](http://thumbsnap.com/sc/U5F7IgUl.jpg)
Doofus said:
Fluffsri said:
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Old Scottish joke spoken in a Glaswegian accent.
Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Vipers, why would he call his hen "John Thomas?" Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Don't you mean "Look at this cock."?
![wink](/inc/images/wink.gif)
![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
Fluffsri said:
glenrobbo said:
Vipers said:
Old Scottish joke spoken in a Glaswegian accent.
Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Vipers, why would he call his hen "John Thomas?" Man getting out his John Thomas.
Look at this hen.
I canna look, it's gruesome.
Look again, its grew some more.
Don't you mean "Look at this cock."?
![wink](/inc/images/wink.gif)
![smile](/inc/images/smile.gif)
![beer](/inc/images/beer.gif)
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