a bit council

[berlintaxi]

giuliatz2 said:

I have got a membership! I mainly go there for big portions of food (family weddings, parties etc etc.)

Numerous family weddings, parties etc. very council.

[nicanary]

Reverting to the old topic of first names - the other day I had to deliver something to an address that didn't exist according to maps or Googlemaps. It had a similar street name to 2 places in town, one a private estate, and one a council area. I had to take a punt.

The girl's first name was Lakisha. Guess which one I area I opted to visit? And I was right......

[ChrisnChris]

thetapeworm said:

I expected him to disappear into a stereotype vortex but instead he just went to the fish and chip shop.

I didn't know there was a fish and chip shop near there, where is it, the only one I can think of is by the railway station, you didn't stalk him all the way there did you....very council

[smithyithy]

Friend sent me this, from Facebook. They're referring to a long-running baby store in my nearby town that have gone into administration / liquidation, but have always been popular with the council / chav crowd.



I mean, I know baby stuff is expensive.. But £900 for a pushchair when you don't have a job??

[LordJammy]

Yeah but babby Bayghleeigh-Jo Mkenzie needs to have the best wheels for going posing outside the offy.

[thetapeworm]

ChrisnChris said:

thetapeworm said:

I expected him to disappear into a stereotype vortex but instead he just went to the fish and chip shop.

I didn't know there was a fish and chip shop near there, where is it, the only one I can think of is by the railway station, you didn't stalk him all the way there did you....very council

Apologies I was back up Yorkshire for the second part of my completely out of context ramblings

I guess "The Traditional Plaice" isn't too far from the scene of my first dull tale, the one by the railway station is the only place I've tried down there though, I got a shock when I went out to buy for the group and said I'd pay based on my pricing expectations up here.

[simoid]

berlintaxi said:

giuliatz2 said:

I have got a membership! I mainly go there for big portions of food (family weddings, parties etc etc.)

Numerous family weddings, parties etc. very council.

Catering for weddings from Costco: Coonsull (as they say in the coonsull toons of Central Scotland).

[Jim the Sunderer]

smithyithy said:

Friend sent me this, from Facebook. They're referring to a long-running baby store in my nearby town that have gone into administration / liquidation, but have always been popular with the council / chav crowd.



I mean, I know baby stuff is expensive.. But £900 for a pushchair when you don't have a job??

The benefits folk too good for second hand. Probably why they get 69" televisions from Brighthouse.

[wildcat45]

I also nominate eat all you can Chinese buffets.

As you describe the carvery but substitute the roast meat for equally cheap chicken, beef, noodles and rice.

However council it is I have to say I love a good carvery or Chinese buffet. I live in quite a nice place so our Toby is mainly well to do retired folks who don't do foreign food. We usually have council people arrested on leaving the carvery. Sometimes we wrap them in tartan travel rugs and dump them from the boots of M reg Rover 200s in woodland. Word gets around and they don't come back for fear of the W.I. enforcement patrols.

For some reason our carvery is often sparsely populated on an early evening during weekdays. 20 quid for a couple of meals and two beers.

Our ginger chef only has one line of conversation as he carves the overlooked meat under those burning heat lamps:

"Is it a special occasion?" I always tell him while looking like the world is about to end that it iis. I then offer no more information.

[peterattheboro]

I love a good carvery

But I am quite council to be fair.

I do drive a Type R

[northwest monkey]

Jim the Sunderer said:

smithyithy said:

Friend sent me this, from Facebook. They're referring to a long-running baby store in my nearby town that have gone into administration / liquidation, but have always been popular with the council / chav crowd.



I mean, I know baby stuff is expensive.. But £900 for a pushchair when you don't have a job??

The benefits folk too good for second hand. Probably why they get 69" televisions from Brighthouse.

True that. I asked a ex-tenant why she needed a new pram every time she had a new kid. She couldn't understand the concept of using the same thing twice!

[idiotgap]

Were I a jobless council sprog juggler I would have imagined that Mylene's baby-k leopard pushchair at £80 would suffice if it had to be new.

http://www.mothercare.com/Baby-K-Stroller--Leopard...

We've raised our 3 'making do' with perfectly good handmedowns/ebay/nappyvalley/NCT nearly new sale etc. A new travel system at £900 would seem imprudent even if you're rolling in it. I apply the 1-5 smoker barge thread philosophy to all purchases these days though which I concede may not be everyone's bag and the reason why such 2nd hand bargains exist.

on another topic...

I've noticed the young council chaps seem to carry handbags these days... They all have exactly the same model in the same colour, black with white writing "NIKE"

I'm not sure if the hipster model pictured below is council or not, it would seem unfair to infer anything from his outfit since he probably didn't dress himself. The tattoos are dreadful, but may have been drawn on in biro for all I know for the purposes of the shoot. I just wanted to identify the man-bag.


What do the council chaps keep in them do you reckon?

[Don1]

My step-son always had those.

Rolling 'baccy'
'Skins'
Ripped up cardboard for roaches.
Hair ties. (For that essential tosspot top-knot).
About £1 in small-denomination coins.
Something that would make a police dog 'alert' to.
Beanie hat.
Mobile phone.

Either that, or it's been emptied out on a floor somewhere to 'char' something from a local shop.

(Earlier on - hands down the front of tracksuit bottoms - ugh. Too true).

Have we had fake eyebrow 'scars' yet? The kind a urban barber put in to make you look 'hard'?

[KingNothing]

northwest monkey said:

Jim the Sunderer said:

smithyithy said:

Friend sent me this, from Facebook. They're referring to a long-running baby store in my nearby town that have gone into administration / liquidation, but have always been popular with the council / chav crowd.



I mean, I know baby stuff is expensive.. But £900 for a pushchair when you don't have a job??

The benefits folk too good for second hand. Probably why they get 69" televisions from Brighthouse.

True that. I asked a ex-tenant why she needed a new pram every time she had a new kid. She couldn't understand the concept of using the same thing twice!

They're facebook is fully open so able to determine it was a silver cross pram, which looks to be about £825 elsewhere, fking madness.

Also, having no restrictions on your facebook account is council.

[WD39]

smithyithy said:

WD39 said:

dfen5 said:

Might have been mentioned before but calling people 'Boss' for no reason.

Unless, of course ,they are in charge and are actually the boss.

I don't know if that would be better or worse

In the factory, yes. In the office, no. Unless said ironically.

[505diff]

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Parking-spaces-squ...

An area in which someone would steel your balls if they weren't in already in a bag, check out the motors in the picture.

[CoolHands]

KingNothing said:

chris watton said:

I feel this is quite a pure definition of council:

Disabled woman 'leapt from her mobility scooter to attack another mother at the school gates over long-running feud'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3325265/Di...
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Saw that the other day, forgot to post up, some key points also are "mother of 8, at 39!" nice for some, most people can barely afford to have one, and the fact that victim was council for banging on the wall.

Scummer- disabled. Partner - carer.

AKA a nice little earner for all concerned for the rest of their days.

[wildcat45]

Though I think acceptable if spending Christmas alone in a hut on South Georgia or somewhere.

Edited by wildcat45 on Friday 20th November 23:07

[schmunk]

wildcat45 said:

Though I think acceptable if spending Christmas alone in a hut on South Georgia or somewhere.

Edited by wildcat45 on Friday 20th November 23:07

Daft, perhaps, but not exactly council...

http://gorkana.com/news/consumer/case-studies/case...

[Negative Creep]

CoolHands said:

KingNothing said:

chris watton said:

I feel this is quite a pure definition of council:

Disabled woman 'leapt from her mobility scooter to attack another mother at the school gates over long-running feud'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3325265/Di...
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook

Saw that the other day, forgot to post up, some key points also are "mother of 8, at 39!" nice for some, most people can barely afford to have one, and the fact that victim was council for banging on the wall.

Scummer- disabled. Partner - carer.

AKA a nice little earner for all concerned for the rest of their days.

Why is the woman who was attacked caressing a dildo?