a bit council

[idiotgap]

idiotgap said:

I've noticed the young council chaps seem to carry handbags these days... They all have exactly the same model in the same colour, black with white writing "NIKE"

I'm not sure if the hipster model pictured below is council or not, it would seem unfair to infer anything from his outfit since he probably didn't dress himself. The tattoos are dreadful, but may have been drawn on in biro for all I know for the purposes of the shoot. I just wanted to identify the man-bag.
-bad picture-

What do the council chaps keep in them do you reckon?

I don't know what was going on there, hopefully this picture better illustrates my observation.

[giuliatz2]

Those tiny Nike pouches the chav's wear nowadays
Chavs
Corsas with scissior doors
All Saxos except the VTS
Driving an ex taxi because you wanted a newer car
Burnt ashtrays
Poundland
Smoking teens
12 year olds with cannabis (Traffic Cops)
Home alone with your aunt smoking Cannabis because your mum's in Sheffield (Traffic Cops)
Every criminal in Traffic Cops
All Civic EV1's (2000-2003)
ex Taxi Ford Galaxy being owned by non taxi drivers
Lower sets in Crap schools
Plastic surgery to look like a Towie star
Plastic Surgery
Kylie Jenner challenge
The word 'bae'
The phrase 'Netflix and chill'
Heavy metal unless you're American
Self herm for attention
Stance
Hellaflush yo
Wilko
Toyota Corolla saloon/hatch
BMW 114i (just why?)
The Voice
The X Factor
Sleeping and having a baby with your mate's wife (Simon...)
Not nowimg who the Prime Minister is yet being 100% english
Ask.fm
Twitter users of over 50 posts a day
Cyberbullies
All stupid hackers (Lizard Squad, TalkTalk hackers) who still live with their mum
Having a new iMac/iWatch/MacBook/TV when being unable to pay the rent/benefits
Stapleton Road, Bristol
Liverpool (rough areas)
Geordie Shore
Dance Moms
Every 2010's boyband
Ariana Grande
Pink leather seats
Tattoos of ex boyfriends
Dubstep
Visiting Magaluf and leaving the kids at home alone
Fraud
Spitting at people
Drunk at 11am
Calling your kids stupid names - Katie Hopkins was right about Chardonnay etc.
MX5 Owners Club.

[whoami]

giuliatz2 said:

Not nowimg who the Prime Minister is yet being 100% english

Council.

[giuliatz2]

whoami said:

giuliatz2 said:

Not knowing who the Prime Minister is yet being 100% english

Council.

FT as typo.

[whoami]

giuliatz2 said:

FT as typo.

For sure.

[giuliatz2]

whoami said:

For sure.

Yeah, im on my iPhone, the keyboard's being a pain in the arse today.

[Whistle]

Leaving your front door open what ever the weather.

When you walk past you just manage to catch a glimpse of the tumble dryer in the hall.

[rouge59]

nicanary said:

Reverting to the old topic of first names - the other day I had to deliver something to an address that didn't exist according to maps or Googlemaps. It had a similar street name to 2 places in town, one a private estate, and one a council area. I had to take a punt.

The girl's first name was Lakisha. Guess which one I area I opted to visit? And I was right......

Delivery drivers are merely the humble equerries to the Council monarchy. I hope you're suitably pleased with yourself.

[wildcat45]

schmunk said:

Daft, perhaps, but not exactly council...

http://gorkana.com/news/consumer/case-studies/case...

I didn't know the back story. I suspect it tastes great in a dirty Kebab/van burger type way.

[BigBen]

KingNothing said:

northwest monkey said:

Jim the Sunderer said:

smithyithy said:

Friend sent me this, from Facebook. They're referring to a long-running baby store in my nearby town that have gone into administration / liquidation, but have always been popular with the council / chav crowd.



I mean, I know baby stuff is expensive.. But £900 for a pushchair when you don't have a job??

The benefits folk too good for second hand. Probably why they get 69" televisions from Brighthouse.

True that. I asked a ex-tenant why she needed a new pram every time she had a new kid. She couldn't understand the concept of using the same thing twice!

They're facebook is fully open so able to determine it was a silver cross pram, which looks to be about £825 elsewhere, fking madness.

Also, having no restrictions on your facebook account is council.

I have a council push chair related incident to report. When growing up it was usual for mothers to park their pushchairs at the entrance to Sainsburys whilst they did the shopping. On one occasion my sister's pushchair was stolen from said parking area.

The following weekend my parents spotted said pushchair in the town centre with another child in it (it had to be the same one as it had non-standard wheels due to an earlier repair) when asking for it back instead of showing remorse the pushchair thief argued that it was unreasonable for my parents to expect to have it back there and then as thief jnr would then have to be carried / walk home.

[Dog Star]

wildcat45 said:

Though I think acceptable if spending Christmas alone in a hut on South Georgia or somewhere.

Edited by wildcat45 on Friday 20th November 23:07

Wow! That is a thing of wonder!
I'm having a try of one of those. Truly, it's the work of genius; a tinned all-day breakfast has met its match.

[KingNothing]

CoolHands said:

KingNothing said:

chris watton said:

I feel this is quite a pure definition of council:

Disabled woman 'leapt from her mobility scooter to attack another mother at the school gates over long-running feud'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3325265/Di...
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Saw that the other day, forgot to post up, some key points also are "mother of 8, at 39!" nice for some, most people can barely afford to have one, and the fact that victim was council for banging on the wall.

Scummer- disabled. Partner - carer.

AKA a nice little earner for all concerned for the rest of their days.

In defence; the article does state it's a brain tumour she has, so some sympathy is there, but I agree; if overactive pie arm was her disibility, or the flavour of the month disability; "fibromyalgia" then you're right.

[Axionknight]

giuliatz2 said:

Heavy metal unless you're American

[KAgantua]

giuliatz2 said:

Cyberbullies
All stupid hackers (Lizard Squad, TalkTalk hackers) who still live with their mum
Having a new iMac/iWatch/MacBook/TV when being unable to pay the rent/benefits

Dont know, some of those kids are quite smart, and come from very middle class backgrounds.

The rest of the list made me LOL

[myvision]

[PanzerCommander]

doogz said:

giuliatz2 said:

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Heavy metal unless you're American

You're going to have to help me out with this one.

The original metal bands were British. Why is it council? And why is it acceptable if you're American?

I'm struggling with this one, your average chav is going to be listening to some "banging house music", drum and bass, or some other type of music that you can only really enjoy when you are off your tits on ketamine, not heavy metal.

[nicanary]

rouge59 said:

nicanary said:

Reverting to the old topic of first names - the other day I had to deliver something to an address that didn't exist according to maps or Googlemaps. It had a similar street name to 2 places in town, one a private estate, and one a council area. I had to take a punt.

The girl's first name was Lakisha. Guess which one I area I opted to visit? And I was right......

Delivery drivers are merely the humble equerries to the Council monarchy. I hope you're suitably pleased with yourself.

Point taken and accepted. The only (mild) defence I have is that it was a quite expensive bouquet of flowers, from a reasonably upmarket florists. Not the local garage. I don't mind slumming it, and giving "council" some of my valuable time.

[rehab71]

Sweet corn with a roast dinner!

[jmorgan]

rehab71 said:

Sweet corn with a roast dinner!

Ah, drat.

Pea's ain't good for me gout....

But then I understand gout is now a bit council.

[northwest monkey]

myvision said:

Bang on.

Curved fence panels are incredibly council.