Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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schmunk said:
Laurel Green said:
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''.
A proper joke!The perfect cure for the mallardy of puns afflicting this thread.
Vipers said:
Man walks into a bank and pulls out a sawn off shotgun from underneath his coat.
He says to the teller "This is a hold up, hand over the money"
The teller says "Your Irish arnt you?",
Man says "How did you know that",
Teller looking at the sawn off shot gun says "You've sawn the wrong end off".
Jasper Carrot did that joke on his show a few years back but had it a Sun reader.He says to the teller "This is a hold up, hand over the money"
The teller says "Your Irish arnt you?",
Man says "How did you know that",
Teller looking at the sawn off shot gun says "You've sawn the wrong end off".
Gandahar said:
Vipers said:
Man walks into a bank and pulls out a sawn off shotgun from underneath his coat.
He says to the teller "This is a hold up, hand over the money"
The teller says "Your Irish arnt you?",
Man says "How did you know that",
Teller looking at the sawn off shot gun says "You've sawn the wrong end off".
Jasper Carrot did that joke on his show a few years back but had it a Sun reader.He says to the teller "This is a hold up, hand over the money"
The teller says "Your Irish arnt you?",
Man says "How did you know that",
Teller looking at the sawn off shot gun says "You've sawn the wrong end off".
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